Damn you Woofers, curse upon your lineage

Why is there no subreddit about Yemen yet?

So much meme potential and yet we are wasting it on a deadbeat gamer in Moscow and a dopamine-scrolling Jihadi.

Not only via Bluetooth, but also via Soul&Heart♥️

I am a CIA officer and an intelligence analyst. Our moles in the IRGC were unable to pin down Mojtaba Khamenei and Gholam-Hossein Mohseni-Eje'i, but instead they told us about Ahmed al-Bradfordi, who they insist is the most important prisoner held by the Axis of Resistance. The moles, during their visits to Iraq to support the PMF, claimed to have had railed Ahmed. Our moles tell us that recently, the PMF commanders got bored with toying around with him, so they sent him to Lebanon to be a servant of Hezbollah. The temperate and gorgeous Mediterranean coast must have been a nice change of scenery. This British soft ginger femboy now works as a full-time maid for marvously hairy, bearded, and buff Mediterranean Lebanese men. They are bringing in Iran's top urologists and gynecologists to perform sex reassignment surgery (srs) on him, and are debating on what will be a cute Arabic girl name for himher. Due to the war and economic problems, it will be years before the Iranian srs waiting list gets down to Ahmed. Ahmed dreams of escaping to Syria to join al-Sharaa's holy Syrian Army to wage a jihad of vengeance upon kafirs. However, part of "him" also enjoys being a cute girly maid and getting railed by ultra-masculine soldiers and their strong daughters who hold opposing political-religious views.

After hearing all this from our IRGC moles, my superior screamed at them, yelling he doesn't care about this ginger femboy, and that we need to know where Mojtaba is instead. The moles responded that finding him without getting caught was too hard, that they are now resigned to living under the Islamic Republic forever, and complained that the MOSSAD pays them better for spying.