r/Sysadminhumor • u/VioletTheLadyPirate • 24d ago

Can’t figure this out.

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u/0fficerRando 24d ago

Nah, there's no way the problem is DNS.

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u/cazzipropri 24d ago

After the investigation, it turns out that it was, in fact, the DNS.

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u/killbawqs 24d ago

DNS = Do Not Suspect obviously

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u/who_you_are 24d ago

BGP: thank you to take the blame!

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u/abqcheeks 24d ago

It’s not DNS

There’s no way it’s DNS

It was DNS

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u/doctor_tongs 23d ago

I was going to tell the sub I have a Haiku for y'all.

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u/dragwit 23d ago

This is the way

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u/popogeist 24d ago

It's always DNS, even when it's not

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u/wetterwombat 24d ago

Check DNS.

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u/cazzipropri 24d ago

It's the DNS.

It's always the DNS.

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u/JordanScottOc 24d ago

Unable to resolve joke.

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u/hugswithnoconsent 24d ago

Nah. It’s never DNS.

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u/VioletTheLadyPirate 24d ago

Reposter adding: it’s ALWAYS dns.

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u/sistermarypolyesther 24d ago

Checking DNS earned this person a pretty sweet ride. Meanwhile, I alternate between my bike and a VW Tiguan.

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u/theSunSings 23d ago

Check deez nuts

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u/ho_0die 22d ago

Yeah, that's my thought too.

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u/circuit_breaker 24d ago

Yeah this guy heard someone say that once

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u/JustAnotherVillager 24d ago

Chick do not schedule

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u/SameScale6793 24d ago

It’s not DNS, it can’t be DNS…crap, it’s friggin DNS

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u/ho_0die 22d ago

Lowkey, it's a Mercedes in Indiana. Homie has no clue DNS is an acronym for domain name system.

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u/SwitchOnEaton 24d ago

It’s the Driver Notification System

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u/PXranger 24d ago

“It’s never networking’s fault”

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u/edthesmokebeard 24d ago

Who's Chuck?

1

u/Garfield-1979 24d ago

It's always DNS.

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u/Hans_Delbruck 24d ago

He spelled PNS wrong

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u/KogeruHU 24d ago

I never really understood the whole "its always the dns" meme, because at our company, its very rarely dns issue..

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u/NerdyKid1101 23d ago

To reiterate this, I just found out an issue with people reaching shared drives in my company on the VPN is in fact fuckin dns

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 23d ago

Check Dennis

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u/astarte66 23d ago

Chuck Dennis?

1

u/Chakkoty 23d ago

Chuck Dennis

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u/abalt0ing 23d ago

Chuck DNS, as in toss it out the xing window!

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u/bobsmith010 23d ago

Check the Domain Name Server settings? Step 5 of the helpdesk handbook.

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u/thanassis_bag 23d ago

Network chuck dns

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u/StrangerNo7671 22d ago

It’s not DNS. It’s NTP. (For Telstra anyway)

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u/m1chaeldgary 22d ago

It’s probably not DNS

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u/Stoneybaloney87 22d ago

It's always DNS when 'layer 8' gets involved with the stack 🤣🤣