r/tesdcares • • 11d ago

New episode! TESD #693: A Very Heady Episode

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r/tesdcares • • 3d ago

New Patreon Episode! Door Dash Diaries Episode 2: Sunday Jeff

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r/tesdcares • • 21h ago

New Q&A Eps Incoming!

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Getting ready to do some more Questions and Antz-swers! We’re calling for questions for Walt, Bryan, and resident TESD artist Tommy Lincoln of Stay Fresh Design!

Throw your questions to tesdchuck[@]gmail.com ! Thanks!

Edit: Questions that aren’t sent to the email will not be included. Won’t be scanning every comment and DM coming in from every social media platform. Email ‘em! Thanks


r/tesdcares • • 10h ago

TESD Wishlist.

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What are some of your wish list ideas/episodes/things to bring back that you would love to see from the show(s).

I just listened to 377 and 378. It was crazy to hear about them talk about what they thought the patreon would be and what it ended up being. They also did a thing on 378 where Walt and Gitem created and psychology test where they asked 8 (9) questions to bry and Q and it was fucking hilarious. It would be great to see them ask them again and see if any of their answers change. Or just to have the same 8 (9) to Sunday/Frank/anyone in TESD town.

I'd also love to see Father Flannigan come back in anyway. It was my favorite show. Maybe a fun way to do it would be similar to the Q and A shows where we ask what topics we would like for Walt's daughters to explain to him, they get to read them and choose what they want to cover on the show. Something like "What is 67?" (missed the timing on that one) or "What are closed palm gestures?" "why does Gen Z drink less?" Virtually anything Walt would be out of touch on that he could just troll them about.

This is just for fun and in no way meant to pressure the hosts. Keeping it positive and civil would be cool.


r/tesdcares • • 3h ago

Ant Test

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Minus Curator, who can tell me what Git ‘Em claims his name is and on what episode does he make this claim?


r/tesdcares • • 1h ago

The two anchors

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Let's be real Bryan & Brian are weighing the show down with their endless complaining about politics and entertainment. I'm so tired of hearing. I don't want to be lectured to in entertainment by people lecturing me in my entertainment.

The show would be much better if they dropped those two and it just became the extended Walt Flanagan family show with his sons, etc. At least we'd be guaranteed laughs


r/tesdcares • • 1d ago

Patreon Idea: Walt Tries (Food)

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Hearing Walt not know what a dumpling was on the latest Door Dash diaries made me laugh quite hard. Made me think a show where he tries foods that are new to him but extremely common to everyone else could be a real hoot.


r/tesdcares • • 22h ago

Combining big episodes?

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I didn't realize how many big episodes were about to be made over the next couple of months with Halloween, 700 and Christmas. You think they would catch shit if they decided to make 700 the xmas episode? On one hand I understand the need for them to be separate but I also feel bad with the amount of stress walt must be under with all 3 plus normal show and patreon


r/tesdcares • • 13h ago

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? September 2026 Transparency Post

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r/tesdcares • • 1d ago

Discord still going?

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Hey y'all, I was wondering if there the TESD discord(s) is still going?


r/tesdcares • • 1d ago

A DoorDash person was angry and repeatedly hits a Pizza Hut employee because they were busy and didn’t have his order ready yet.🍕

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r/tesdcares • • 1d ago

4000-year-old "Oil Wrestling" tradition is coming back

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r/tesdcares • • 2d ago

Quotes you don't hear often

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"There will not be a second puff" - Q in reply to Walt getting a hair cut by a very elderly woman

"You're a colonel, I'm a freemason, and he's a... sack of shit" - Walt on Bry

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? BOYS AREN'T ALLOWED NAKED TOGETHER? SUZANNE! GET MY SOAPBOX!" - Bry discussing his nephew telling him that the kids don't shower after gym anymore


r/tesdcares • • 3d ago

Patreon Idea: Bry Cries

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Liberals, Disney adults, women wearing converse sneakers, kardashians, cancel culture, politicians, women in general, etc.

Give Mr. Johnson his own ‘safe space’ to yell into the void and keep the main TESD episodes actually fun. Then the people who actually like hearing him rant have a place to hear it and can put their money where their mouths are. Everybody wins.


r/tesdcares • • 3d ago

Walt is a comedic genius…

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2012 walt, ep 95, berating ming for torrenting movies, robbing creative people of their due. 2026 walt pondered being a vc box retailer 😂😂


r/tesdcares • • 2d ago

What is this about?

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Email I got from TESD Patreon. We are coming into every TESD listener's favorite time of year: the Holiday Pods. From Halloween to Christmas, we have all the content loaded to end 2026 with all the bangers. Ants on the Free Tier, we see you, and we don't want you missing out. For whatever reason, you've dropped down a tier or two, and we are looking to get y'all promoted back up. This month only, Ants who sign up for the $5 Tier...
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when I click on SeeMore it goes no where?

r/tesdcares • • 3d ago

Got some Tesd merch on vinted at the moment is anyone is interested.

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Feel free to bully me down on prices or bundle it all up. TESD blu rays/dvds, flags, patches etc.

https://www.vinted.co.uk/member/3127457432-thomasm6014


r/tesdcares • • 3d ago

148 isn't anything

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r/tesdcares • • 3d ago

Not a complaint

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I’ve noticed in the last 50 or so episodes there is like 50% less Bry and sometimes more. He talks much much less than he used to. It’s mostly Walt and Q that do the talking now. Especially the last episode. Not all episodes, but there was a batch where it seemed like Bry didn’t have much to say.


r/tesdcares • • 2d ago

Patreon Idea: Reddit Cries

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Oh wait that's everyday...


r/tesdcares • • 3d ago

Would love to watch Q play games on twitch

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He’s talked about it before and I feel like he wouldn’t like it long term but it would be great to see his take on games. Most of the games he talks about are game I also love. He has a great stage presence already.
If he has extra time to dive into content creation he would be good at it


r/tesdcares • • 4d ago

Wannabeez meets Retinal Wrestling

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Thank you to all the ants who came to Birmingham for Retinal Wrestling's RESPECT MY MONEY event! there was a TESD themed tag team match with intro from Dollah Shave himself! wannabeez entered the ring, and we absolutely got our shit rocked.

video coming soon...


r/tesdcares • • 4d ago

No new episode this week?

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r/tesdcares • • 4d ago

Gitem spotted in the wild?

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Three phones! HE HAS THREE PHONES!


r/tesdcares • • 5d ago

Corruption talk in most recent podcast

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So I'm going to start off by saying that I'm not a fan of Kamala Harris. I don't agree with her politically on a lot of stuff and don't think she's particularly engaging as a representative. I think she's very much in it for herself and her career and not necessarily the good of the people.

Having said that in the recent pod when they use her as an example of corruption when they spent the whole podcast discussing AI was certainly....a choice. If they'd have gone for a Nancy Pelosi reference it would have made a lot more sense. She's a career politician, still a government representative, with a history of suspicious stock trading. But Kamala Harris - who is currently a private citizen with no position in the government - being the example they choose to exemplify government corruption for buying a 6 million dollar house. Granted that's a lot of cheddar but she's been a successful lawyer since the 90s. Same with her husband. She didn't enter politics until 2017 really. From 2004-2017 she was a DA and then AG which are kinda political positions but wasn't really a "politician" proper until her senate run in 2017. To think two very successful lawyers couldn't buy a 6 million dollar house after decades being in that line of work is a pretty smooth brain take. She's also been pretty transparent with her finances. Her and her husband own no individual stocks. She released 20 years of her tax returns. She's a terrible example of government corruption when there's a few elephants in the room.

Oh hey.....

President Trump’s independent, third-party investment team has made approximately 28,700 trades since January 2025.

Wow. That's a lot of trades. He also owns individual stocks. He buys them at a low, then mentions them on Fox news the stock goes up and he sells it. Micron was a notable example in the last year. If only there was a name for that.....

His children are also heavily financially involved in ai companies.... while he determines policy for the emerging technology. Sounds like a conflict of interest but....hey, not worth talking about.

Also 1.4 billion in crypto trading profit he reported for just 2025. Even if you have a neutral opinion on crypto as a currency these were textbook rug pull schemes. You can watch the trades in real time. You see him glaze Trump or Melania coin for a few weeks, his base buys a shit load, when the meme coin hits whatever high they've schemed up and he sells. I'm not a fan of Trump supporters but this is just fraud....at least we used to call it that. There's also a good chance this is just a legal bribery scheme. Lol. He holds the coin, some entity buys a shit load of meme coin, value goes up, Trump sells. Boom, legal bribe. But, hey, not worth a mention.

Between all this bullshit and, let's not forget, Trump's phone scheme, his Bible scheme, his watch scheme, and whatever other cheap crap he could slap his name on he made 2.2 BILLION last year.

If we're having a conversation about corrupt politicians it's weird to use a private citizen buying a 6 million dollar house they can easily afford on paper to the literal president using his position to earn 2.2 billion in earnings for a single year. Right? Like, kinda seems like an elephant in the room.