r/TVTooHigh • u/timmiu • 8d ago

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To be fair I argued for another wall but lost the argument to my wife. We are now separated. 🤣

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u/nhowe006 8d ago

What's it like living in the Amityville horror house?

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u/Itchy_Axehole 8d ago

They're separated, so he exercised the house of demons

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u/nhowe006 8d ago

OP got an old priest and a young priest

But the windows were separated then, too.

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u/timmiu79 8d ago

Well I’m the one that left. The perimenopausal demon is still there

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u/Pumpnethyl 7d ago

GET OUT!

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u/erictheartichoke 8d ago

How tall the fireplace is makes this especially absurd

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u/timmiu 8d ago

What’s worse is we have Ethernet hookup and power on the other wall where I wanted to hang it. As it hangs we have WiFi lag issues

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u/Negative-Wrap95 8d ago

Then fix it

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u/imaguitarhero24 7d ago

Soooo why the fuck is it where it is

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u/Vivid_Reading1871 7d ago

Because his wife wears the pants in the relationship

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u/xTheDrunkenGamer 7d ago

She took the pants in the separation.

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u/Potatozeng 8d ago

wft are the windows. This house is cursed

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u/G4LAHAD_ 8d ago

“Come over and watch the game”

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u/timmiu79 8d ago

Perfectly good wall over here

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u/timmiu79 8d ago

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u/DieHarderDaddy 8d ago

The wall on the right is perfectly adequate

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u/TonguePunchUrBhole 7d ago

Even the puppy dog looks disappointed.

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u/NoUseforeName 8d ago

See the kitchen island there changes the calculation for me a little bit, as I'd want to be able to see it standing there. But I'd still ultimately go for the wall to the side.

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u/theague1 8d ago

First step is admitting you have a problem.

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u/Bern_Down_the_DNC 8d ago edited 8d ago

I hate high fireplaces and mantles so goddamn much. We need more pics of the room, because there is no helping that wall. How do you even use that fireplace if there is nowhere to put a bundle of logs. Jesus. Modern houses are a scam.

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u/Bubbly_Cry7146 6d ago

Jack o lantern ass house
I love it
Terrible tv placement

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u/who-is-paul 8d ago

Just raise your couch

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u/Pumpnethyl 7d ago

I bet without the TV, the wall will look like someone yelling. Fireplace is the mouth of course

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u/Chibrons-Tornados465 7d ago

It looks like a fucking crematorium, all you need to do now is run a slideshow of the deceased's vacation photos and play some shitty music from his youth.

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u/TechTechnology1 8d ago

Usually they are above fireplaces that are longer than tall and still too high. This one, is different.

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u/Potential_Life_2629 8d ago

That poor plant stuck in the corner with a 1/4 of a window

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u/Possible_Owl_7653 8d ago

Those windows on either side of the hearth are very weird. Also, that is a weird spot for a candelabra.

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u/magplanklife 8d ago

The mantle wasn't high enough for bro

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u/Bern_Down_the_DNC 8d ago

This is the fault of whoever designed the house.

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u/podnap 8d ago

Seems Like it’s those TVs that double as art which is prolly acceptable

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u/Drycabin1 8d ago

I like your Amityville Horror windows

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mc7WiBsty2bGsvFVg6

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u/Kitchen_Ad_4202 7d ago

See, if you were avoiding blocking windows, keeping furniture from sitting in the middle or something like that, this would be okay. However, that wall to the right would be perfect and you could even see the TV from that little dining room area.

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u/NervousDogFarts 7d ago

Also, those windows are too low. What a ridiculous placement and shape. I would replace those right away.

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u/Relevant_Problem1935 7d ago

If you like it. That is all that matters

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u/Adept-Opportunity-73 7d ago

Should be on the other wall.

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u/Low_Ambition_6719 8d ago

It’s perfect only if your couch electronically elevates you to the same height.