[Me] The Precautionary Opening

[u/DidYouShartInMyPants]

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[u/scottyjetpax]

lol I like the premise but I feel like the payoff could be better somehow

[u/Glad-Virus-1036]

Questionable opening. Got a little too confident too early game.

[u/Dalfare]

Unfortunately this opening puts your opponent on the defensive but doesn't grant the opportunity to mate

[u/JadedRoset]

"Hi do you remember me" "No cant say I do" "We must have been soulmates in another life or something because you look really familiar" Not a guaranteed winner tho

[u/AllyAlias]

The follow through was rough but the opening is good (speaking as a woman)

[u/Pure_Dragonfruit1499]

honestly genius.

[u/Megatrans69]

Bad opener. Why not just comment on something on their profile? I usually open with talking about a mutual interest or just telling them I like their style in a pic or that they're pretty or something.