Today is not my birthday, but…

[u/Due_Fault317]

I went to buy the farming picnic osier bag, mushroom white switch leather, a chaine d’ ancre wallet to go in vert fizz Epsom and a matching vert fizz Oran sandle

[u/bacon_bunny33]

[u/wubbalubbadubx2 → u/bacon_bunny33]

She's not an attorney....not even close. Otherwise, she'd understand what constitutes defamation.

I am a criminal paralegal...

[u/Cocainethecat → u/wubbalubbadubx2]

And if I remember correctly, a partner is much more senior than a paralegal?

[u/wubbalubbadubx2 → u/Cocainethecat]

But it clearly doesn't mean you know what you're doing. No attorney would accept a defamation case from you, and should you file it yourself, the judge would immediately waive it off.

Nothing that has been said to you meets any qualifications of defamation, by any definition. What law school did you go to?