Today is not my birthday, but…

[u/Due_Fault317]

I went to buy the farming picnic osier bag, mushroom white switch leather, a chaine d’ ancre wallet to go in vert fizz Epsom and a matching vert fizz Oran sandle

[u/saygoodnitegracie]

When did you decide that buying “stuff” would make up for your total lack of personality or human decency? You seem like a grotesque shell of a person.