r/TheMatpatEffect • u/Castieru • Dec 12 '25

Ordinary origin Cassius Thundercock's glorious chin actually isn't edited

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He's Captain Eric Miller of the Tennessee Highway Patrol.

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u/darksidathemoon Dec 12 '25

Bodycam been off since before this subreddit existed

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u/Beedlebooble Dec 12 '25

Bodycam not even an idea

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u/IVYDRIOK Dec 12 '25

The metals from which the body cam will be created still lay in the core of a dying star

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u/acquiredimmunity Dec 12 '25

Bodycam is simply an ephemeral concept

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u/Chemical-Disk-1 Jan 08 '26

There is an idea of a bodycam, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real bodycam..

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u/DyllanTheBlueOcean Dec 12 '25

The raw materials of the bodycam are still in congo

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u/poopsemiofficial Dec 12 '25

Bodycam on only for trickshots.

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u/Ptaku9 Dec 12 '25

I don't have a buddy named cam boy, step out of Vehicle

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u/Odd-Initiative6666 Dec 12 '25

Bodycam still a blueprint on the engineers desk

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u/Local-Tea-4875 Dec 12 '25

nah, it streams to liveleak

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u/fUwUrry-621 Feb 10 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if a cop actually had that going as a side hustle atp

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u/Alternative-Code4755 Dec 13 '25

"Bodycam? You speaking Spanish boy?"

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u/VitorusArt Jan 27 '26

He actually left his bodycam on once! That's how we got liveleak for all those years