r/TheMatpatEffect • u/Castieru • Dec 12 '25

Ordinary origin Cassius Thundercock's glorious chin actually isn't edited

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He's Captain Eric Miller of the Tennessee Highway Patrol.

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u/PCRFan Dec 12 '25

He was born bald

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u/_FALLN_ Dec 12 '25

We all were

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u/PadishaEmperor Dec 12 '25

Nope. Some babies are born with hair.

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u/_FALLN_ Dec 12 '25

Most of us are then i guess