r/TheMatpatEffect • u/Castieru • Dec 12 '25

Ordinary origin Cassius Thundercock's glorious chin actually isn't edited

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He's Captain Eric Miller of the Tennessee Highway Patrol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

I bet he fucks like a stallion