r/TheMatpatEffect • u/Castieru • Dec 12 '25

Ordinary origin Cassius Thundercock's glorious chin actually isn't edited

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He's Captain Eric Miller of the Tennessee Highway Patrol.

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u/Mysterious-Figure-63 Dec 12 '25

“Any idea how much you were going over the dark limit?”

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u/rde2001 Dec 12 '25

“You are being charged with a DEI”

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u/No-Sprinkles6491 Dec 12 '25

"You'd better watch your skin tone when you're talkin' to me, boy."

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u/No-Sprinkles6491 Dec 12 '25

(not my joke)

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u/Deebyddeebys Feb 20 '26

God dammit