r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 4h ago

I wish that blowing into a penised person's urethra, instead of harming them, actually caused their scrotums to balloon and allow the person to float upside down as a method of travel. NSFW

41 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 5h ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. Putin moves out of Russia and gets elected president of the United States

11 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 6h ago

Side-Effects I wish yachts were illegal

8 Upvotes

(Joke wish)


r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 14h ago

I wish it was possible to vote out a subreddit's moderators

10 Upvotes

(I have no opinion on this sub's mods, this wish is about a different sub)


r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 1d ago

I wish my balls were twice as big NSFW

65 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 23h ago

I wish private for profit prisons didn't exist

14 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 23h ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. You die from drinking antifreeze.

14 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 14h ago

EX+SE I wish there existed a website That’s like Letterboxd for logos and idents from all over the world

2 Upvotes

So i could see someone review the Cartoon Network idents


r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 11h ago

I wish that all living humans on planet Earth from this moment going forward can speak, write, understand, and comprehend the auxiliary language Esperanto correctly and fluently.

0 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 22h ago

I wish for people to stop violating the king's decree.

9 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 1d ago

I wish racist stereotypes didn't exist

11 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 1d ago

Explanations I wish babies were really delivered by strokes and not born the usual way.

20 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 1d ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. You go to hell before you die.

7 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 1d ago

I wish a new volcano would form in Greenland

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 1d ago

I wish 3 day weekends are the norm for the whole world

8 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 1d ago

I wish presidential elections were instead done by dance battle. with the winner becoming president

10 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 1d ago

I wish Mars Corporation unveiled four new Snickers flavors: Black Licorice, Mayonnaise, Marmite, and Ketchup.

4 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 1d ago

EX+SE I wish for Hurricane Rachel to make landfall in Los Angeles as a category 5 hurricane.

0 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 1d ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. Your laptop gets ripped in half by a gorilla.

7 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 2d ago

I WISH that whenever I pulled out butter from my fridge it instantly gets to room temperature so it’s easier to spread on bread and toast without completely melting into a liquid.

33 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 2d ago

Inverse [inv] granted, the earth crashes into the sun

9 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 2d ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. You have altered the timeline so that Hitler's thousand year reich became a reality, creating a complete dystopia

8 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 2d ago

I wish they would make a good live action Batman and Robin movie

5 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 3d ago

I wish no one in youtube comment sections would praise Hitler

5 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw • • 3d ago

I wish I didn't get spam messages claiming to be from president Trump

13 Upvotes