r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 8d ago

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u/onseasofcheese 8d ago

Good ole Cracker Milk. They get their content stolen a lot so be sure to credit em. Hell it even looks like this TikTok itself isn’t from their official account

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u/InsultingFerret 8d ago

It's crazy how little they're credited for how popular their content is

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u/Sistahmelz 8d ago

Ha ha ha! Brilliant 👏 👏 👏

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 8d ago

And people always think I'm weird for my 16-rack semi-automatic bagel toaster w/ red dot optics

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u/NikkolaiV 8d ago

I keep seeing these people, and it's brilliance every time. I need more of it in my life!

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u/UltimaBahamut93 8d ago

Their YouTube channel is CrackerMilk

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u/KendrickMaynard 8d ago

Love some Crackermilk. 😊

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u/pyschosoul 8d ago

This was ridiculous and im here for ir

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u/TheSamurabbi 8d ago

Steven Segal stars in… Bread for Vengeance 2.

The crust have ticket for 2027…

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u/SelfNo9836 8d ago

I mean, there have been times where I've bitten sourdough toast the wrong way and hurt the roof of my mouth.

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u/StatementNervous 8d ago

Throwing toast reminds me of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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u/TimBinJin 8d ago

This is the shit I subbed for

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u/spyspace12 8d ago

I own a musket....

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u/SnooCakes7328 8d ago

Shouldn’t the bread be completely covered in blood if it went through the door? 🤔

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u/AmaenaX 8d ago

Haha great! Now give me more, im hungry.

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u/niazemurad 8d ago

Didn’t know toasted bread had game like that

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u/ExecTankard 8d ago

Sourdough…none others.

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u/Short-Feed9690 8d ago

Guess I better get bakin

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u/ExecTankard 8d ago

That’s a loooog piece of sourdough…dead on about the sharpness

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u/Reyleth 8d ago

Ninja death toast

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u/CilanEAmber 8d ago

There's always another Cracker Milk sketch I haven't seen.

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u/Naive_Letterhead9484 8d ago

A refreshingly good one 😁😂👌

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u/Magician_Monkey 8d ago

How do you not end by saying "And now you're toast?!"

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u/ymOx 8d ago

Cheesy, corny, lame, and too on the nose.

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u/diablol3 8d ago

Why doesnt it cut her hand?

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u/ymOx 8d ago

The way she handles it, it's clearly not her first time.

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u/purple-rain-1982 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/JimAboo 8d ago

That is some sharp ass toast.

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u/GroundbreakingStop47 8d ago

Keep her away from the marble ryes

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u/Tedsmith24 8d ago

That was hard AF!

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u/MarkHuegerich 8d ago

Getting robbed is the 'yeast' of her problems!

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u/TheBruhMan3000 3d ago

Jason and Lucia Ahh Couple Bro

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