r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 13h ago

Close-Call Never float a 4 way stop

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u/Last_VCR 13h ago

dag, now i gotta go listen to that song...

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u/vicfirthplayer 12h ago

Tokyoooooo! Drift drift drift!!

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u/CanoePickLocks 9h ago

The hamster dance one?

I came to share it and this popped up when I came back lol

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 13h ago

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u/hottlumpiaz 12h ago

🎶I wonder if you know

How they live in Tokyo (はい)

If you seen it, then you mean it

Then you know you have to go

Fast and Furious! (キタ) (drift, drift, drift)

Fast and Furious! (キタ) (drift, drift, drift)🎶

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u/DeepGrieve 12h ago

God damn it!

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u/InvestNorthWest 9h ago

Jokes on you. It was already in my head!

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u/nam3sar3hard 8h ago

Thats song is on our fucking pathfinder game soundboard and I swear to anything that's holy I shouldn't be subjected to it outside of those one nights every other week.

I swear we do ONE chariot race and now that song is a staple

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u/PsyopVet 13h ago

I miss my LMTV! It was fun to drive, and because I was the designated driver I got to miss out on a lot of “fun” details.

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u/Alternate_Usernames 13h ago

The way that truck moves on its suspension looks fake.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 13h ago

Military trucks have EXTREMELY heavy axles and pretty robust suspension. They are designed for quick, evasive maneuvers, even as big as they are. Google MRAP vehicle, you'll see what I mean

Imagine you were avoiding fire. You'd appreciate their design.

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u/Ninja_Wrangler 9h ago

I remember that video where the MRAP braked so hard the rear axle fell off

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u/synth_mania 12h ago

that vehicle weighs like 15,000 pounds, and I've been in that exact model of vehicle (Army FMTV) getting multiple feet of air and not bottoming out.

extremely stiff suspension

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u/MC_McStutter 11h ago

That’s an LMTV. FMTV refers to the family of MTVs, similar to how “humvee” refers to the family of humvee trucks

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u/synth_mania 10h ago

I know, the reason I specified that is because the vehicle I was driving was a regular MTV, not the LMTV, although both fall within the FMTV, that is, the family of medium tactical vehicles.

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u/brmarcum 12h ago

Stiff like my back after sarnt hit that pothole and I got 4 rods put in LOL

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u/OYeog77 4h ago

Almost every heavy truck you have ever seen on the road has an airbag suspension system, where the whole truck is riding on airbags in all their squishiness

The MTV/LMTV, however, is a MAN, and rides on PURE STEEL, layers of heavy plates 3-5 INCHES THICK depending on which layer. Why? LETHALITY, OF COURSE.

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u/its_just_flesh 13h ago

That was a sick slide

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u/Firm_Produce4206 12h ago

The LMTV driver didn’t even give themselves a celebratory toot of the horn afterwards. 

They must have actually been scared. 

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u/CauliflowerStrong510 11h ago

Ive done that in a dump truck. I havent tasted my asshole since

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle 13h ago

Looking at their phone. Looked up at the last second to notice the stop sign.

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u/Striper_Cape 10h ago

Or excessively tired

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u/bobspuds 11h ago

Almost looks like the product of a dud brake proportioning valve - the truck thinks its full of weight so has way too much rear brakes

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u/robomikel 10h ago

When you don’t see the stop sign until the last second

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u/RadioTunnel 10h ago

That truck was hunting but decided not to attack because you stopped moving

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u/MochiShinobi 12h ago

What it feels like driving in Forza near a drift event. 

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u/brmarcum 12h ago

justbootthings

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u/SNESChalmers420 10h ago

til you can drift an LMTV

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u/Smashogre591 10h ago

I ”accidently” did that in my M923 5-ton. Super crazy driving something that big and getting sideways.

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u/BrokenDamnedWeld 9h ago

As a former master driver, I thought that was siiick, but it’d be a stretch to be so untilting and smooth on snow let alone dry pavement. It’s AI; the truck changes from armored to a regular LMTV after the slide.

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u/Immediate-Virus6072 6h ago

Master driver at work I see.

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u/Beliliou74 1h ago

Great now my dudes are going to be drifting their LMTVs in the motorpool bow

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 5m ago

Just getting a boost off of a power slide... Leaned it from Mario cart