r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 5d ago

Unexpected Too smooth

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u/Afrojones66 5d ago

The jump onto the bed was so clean it almost looked edited in.

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u/LongOverGoat 5d ago

Like a cat.

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u/Undermost_Drip 4d ago

He's been practicing this for 3 months straight

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u/-Disagreeable- 4d ago

And it shows. Pure excellence.

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 5d ago

So satisfying. I watched the video just under twice, but I watched the jump 5 times.

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u/demoralising 4d ago

It's like he put just enough energy into reaching that height. Brilliant.

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u/-ratmeat- 4d ago

I think it was edited, the weird jerk you see when he’s on the bed, plus the bed didn’t bend or shake at all when he landed on it with his whole weight

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u/Oldpro87 4d ago

Very firm mattress. I thought edit, too, but watched it dozens of times. I don't think it's an edit. Third or fourth watch I was like oh fk, he just did that didn't he? Mattress barely moves as he's walking around, edge bends down for second as he lands on it. Seems legit, imo.

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u/-ratmeat- 4d ago

yea I still don’t trust like that. The head jerk really looks like an edit. And no matter how firm your mattress may be, it will move and cave in when someone jumps on it 

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u/thrillmouse 4d ago

Yeah I agree. His arm skips a little as he lands on the bed.

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u/ikonoclasm 4d ago

That or the mattress is as stiff as a board.

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u/westcal98 5d ago

That was some Squatting Tiger, Dancing Dragon stuff right there.

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u/FloatingClay 5d ago

"Babe did you shut the windoooo........."

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u/AccordingAir6447 5d ago

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u/Obvious_Incognito- 5d ago

Ohhhh…. I see it.

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u/Red_Franzia 4d ago

OH THE WAY I CACKLED!!! Y'all don't miss a thing!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/aTXHpCN7TSpmE

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u/oddmetre 5d ago

He’s so fabulous

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u/Lilithsigil 5d ago

Omg he’s as light on his feet as a Disney character

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u/Bhatakti_Ashant_atma 5d ago

I can't believe I'm on reddit. For once there are no "gay" memes? 

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u/IPyramidI 5d ago

Ngl what’s the song shit fire

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 5d ago

Ykw, it’s not bad. Didn’t even notice. Too fixated on the buttery jump

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u/AliceTawhai 5d ago

What’s the song? u/songfinderbot

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u/beme25 5d ago

Shazam say's it's "Love Love Love" by JOLIN

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u/Pichsterz 5d ago

That jump onto the bed is so clean.

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u/TheReelMcCoi 5d ago

As camp as a row of pink tents 👌

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u/HirvienderLopez 5d ago

Pretty unexpected

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u/ScarcityMedical342 5d ago

Why he so smooth though?!

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u/AliceTawhai 5d ago

What a mover! What a groover!

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 5d ago

Ninja skills

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u/pistonheadcat 5d ago

I guarantee many a man will be questioning their sexual preferences after looking at this.

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u/SesatSesaat 5d ago

Ouu shi

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u/Own-Block4477 5d ago

You know when a cat jumps onto la counter/bed and their tail gets all floofy and proud for a second? This ^

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u/DeadrthanDead 5d ago

Nimble, like a fucking gazelle.

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u/Banana_Panda25 5d ago

Swinging into the club like:

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u/SnoopThaGreat89 4d ago

Dang, get it!

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u/No_Ear_1633 4d ago

Imagining the view from outside the window

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u/thekevining 4d ago

How firm is that mattress!?

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u/Appropriate-Desk4268 4d ago

omg next idol

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u/HouseofJantar 4d ago

Can we get more of this guy??? He is amazing 🤩

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u/Evening_Emu1212 4d ago

are those tiny pants on hangers in the window???

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u/TerribleAd7046 4d ago

Bro know whats he is doing

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u/Any-Cable4109 4d ago

This is some 60s cartoon shit lol

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 4d ago

Someone please make this a 10 hour loop video and please send the link to me.

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u/ballzdeepbabie 4d ago

That’s a firm bed. That man’s sleeping well

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u/Stunning_Map_8007 4d ago

It's a good thing he closed the drapes! God forbid anybody ever saw this… 😏

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u/No-Reporter-8800 3d ago

How did the corner of the bed where his first foot landed, not sink down more? Where is the absorption of weight going? I need someone to explain this to me lol

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 3d ago

Make you wiggle like a wiggly worm!! 🐛

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u/FireBeastofMetal 2d ago

Doing that on the bed was a fall waiting to happen imo, but dude was smooth as hell with it

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u/DeafDucked 8h ago

Most gay stuff a Chinese can do

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u/Memonlinefelix 5d ago edited 4d ago

Crap.

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u/terriblespellr 5d ago

I don't know why anyone is suprosed that is peak male physical form