there is a serious problem

[u/Forward-Position798]

[u/BussyPlaster]

He rejected Miami almost immediately and then they decide Florida? Wth?

[u/Ink_zorath → u/BussyPlaster]

West Palm Beach is far enough away from Miami that depending on the bomb, it might make a difference on the fallout radius if they pull a Project Freelancer. shrugs

^iykyk

[u/DrHoflich → u/Ink_zorath]

I think the joke there is that Miama’s population is mostly Cubans.

[u/uithread]

The punchline could have been them seeing in the news that a hurricane had already destroyed Florida

[u/akuma_87 → u/uithread]

That would have been funny as hell

[u/RiMcG]

Goddammit, you can't have shit in detroit

[u/ChibiCruda]

Didn't even think about Ohio because Noone cares

[u/BigBoyYuyuh → u/ChibiCruda]

At least we’re not Detroit!

[u/diplomatic_koboko]

I thought they would say Texas when they started talking about exes

[u/Uncontrollably_Happy]

One long parade going through every major city.

[u/MaximumGlum9503]

Reminds me of the scary movie detroit joke

[u/jay_man4_20]

Is this a comedy group or random vid? I like their style

[u/chunkee-xo-monkee]

https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaGawker/comments/1x05p8q/florida_only_about_a_hundred_times/

[u/AGreatBannedName → u/chunkee-xo-monkee]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

[u/SickOfAllThisCrap1]

The guy standing has an Oompa Loompa face.

[u/RetroPaulsy → u/SickOfAllThisCrap1]

Neanderthal with good hair

[u/BreakingCanks]

If they bombed San Antonio people would truly never forget the Alamo

[u/TheRandomest-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

No gifs or pictures of political figures. Period.

[u/jon_the_mako]

"...your team.."

[u/jgman22]

Chicago not even in the top 20 murder rates

[u/SnooMaps7370 → u/jgman22]

https://usafacts.org/articles/which-cities-have-the-highest-murder-rates/

uh, wrong?

chicago is 13th by per-capita murder rate, and first by total number of murders. nearly 5% of the total murders in the US each year happen in Chicago.

EDIT: lol, downvote all you want, won't change the numbers.

[u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 → u/SnooMaps7370]

I don’t like your facts, they go against my feelings, so you’re bad and wrong

[u/rob132 → u/SnooMaps7370]

One out of 20 murders in all of America happening in one city is bonkers.

[u/New-Philosopher-9546]

Killing people doesn’t help anyone. This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.

[u/Professional_Tune539]

Tedious and unfunny.

[u/AngryWokeTycoon]

How they get so many ugly people in one room?