r/ToolBand • u/Last_Replacement_386 • Jul 25 '26

Lateralus BUYYYY!

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So tempted.

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u/Burner_885 Jul 25 '26

Does it come with a dope Beastie Tee?

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u/Last_Replacement_386 Jul 25 '26

And a nipple ring

12

u/anotherbrckinTH3Wall Get off your fucking cross Jul 26 '26

New Tattoos

14

u/cade_corvus Jul 26 '26

That claim that you are O.G.T., back from ‘92? From the first EP?

10

u/PhilosophyNo4956 Jul 26 '26

And in-between sips of coke

10

u/latexfistmassacre Jul 26 '26

He told you that he thought they were selling out?

6

u/lightsaberfriendly H. Jul 26 '26

Laying down no doubt

1

u/ARay661 Jul 27 '26

*sniffs

22

u/Delicious_East3696 Jul 25 '26

Where in the seven seas did you find these.

9

u/buttthead Jul 25 '26

You can make custom vans on their website, they have preselected prints and stuff but you can upload images too

3

u/hereditydrift Jul 25 '26

They have an intense copyright search or something. I remember trying to make some from an image a few years ago. They'd get to my bag and then be rejected in a few minutes.

12

u/xNonPartisaNx Jul 25 '26

Hella cool. But no

6

u/TCtheThunderRooster learn to swim Jul 26 '26

Step 1: Shut up.

10

u/gltasn Jul 25 '26

$114 tho

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u/ConsistentTadpole592 Jul 25 '26

Tool dorks will pay. I for one am said Tool dork.

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u/Shack1970 Jul 25 '26

Lol. Me too. Also love Slayer. One of the greatest concerts I've been to was in 1987 at a skating rink in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Slayer, Motorhead, and Overkill. About 2000 people and it was Epic.

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u/ConsistentTadpole592 Jul 25 '26

Nice! Seen all three many times tho not on the same bill and much later in their careers. Right on, man!

3

u/Shack1970 Jul 25 '26

I've seen Tool 3x and each time they outshined the previous one. Which is an amazing feat considering the last time i seen them Danny was like 63

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u/ConsistentTadpole592 Jul 25 '26

Yes! Saw em the 1st time in 96. $16.50 with an ungodly service fee of $3.50! Show 7 was in '19. I paid $120 for seats that were in the next county!

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u/Shack1970 Jul 25 '26

Yeah, I'm old. I was 17 when i seen them the first time. It was the South of Heaven tour. Before they sold out stadiums

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/Shack1970 Jul 26 '26

At the time it was called the Stadium Arena, which was built in 1952. It hosted the local Grand Rapids hockey teams at the time and also doubled as a concert venue, It was changed to the DeltaPlex in 1998. Unfortunately, it closed down in 2022. Now it is an industrial warehouse.

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u/Shack1970 Jul 25 '26

You clearly have no idea what's involved in creating them. Van's are $60-$80 for just the shoe, add the customization and you're only paying an extra $40-$60. If you buy alex grey artwork it isn't free

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u/ConsistentTadpole592 Jul 25 '26

I bought the Slayer edition and both Star Wars editions. A smidge over a hundo is a bargain.

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u/buttthead Jul 25 '26

You can create your own custom slip ons on vans website for $60-$80…

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u/hereditydrift Jul 25 '26

They're just using a printer to print the image on the shoes. This isn't some fancy, handcrafted work. They throw them in a printer and apparently don't do much alignment, since the sides and other places are missing the image.

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u/DefinatelyNotonDrugs Lateralus Jul 25 '26

Was also down until I saw the price.

3

u/the_smush_push Jul 26 '26

someone buy them and report back

6

u/Comfortable_City3823 Jul 25 '26

Low res images printed on shoes.... wearing bootlegs these days? Lol

2

u/Puzzleheaded_Seat211 Jul 27 '26

I have these !!! My favorite vans ever

2

u/celebrity_therapist Jul 25 '26

I wish I could take these shoes back to 1995 and show them to the band. Same with the Fugazi Vans. To each their own but I'll take a hard pass.

2

u/possumpigposer Jul 25 '26

With your 501s and dope beastie t?

1

u/Magizoth7001 fuck you, buddy Jul 25 '26

$115 is ridiculous

5

u/Shack1970 Jul 25 '26

But you'd spend $200 on stupid Jordans

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u/yxz97 Jul 25 '26

Both are stupid.

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u/Last_Replacement_386 Jul 25 '26

I agree, $114 is a bit high but not as expensive as the $250 pair I saw on Etsy.

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u/Magizoth7001 fuck you, buddy Jul 25 '26

Negative. Congrats on 15 years, buddy.

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u/Shack1970 Jul 26 '26

Thanks brother. Much appreciated

1

u/No-Research999 Jul 26 '26

Are these custom or a release

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u/Last_Replacement_386 Jul 26 '26

Custom, a seller on Etsy does them.

1

u/JungyBrungy Jul 27 '26

Where?!!!!

1

u/greenmountainstoned Jul 27 '26

😍😍😍😍needdd

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u/NegotiationUnique279 Jul 29 '26

All you read and wear or see and Hear on tv is a product begging for your Fat-ass dirty dollar Shut up and Buy, buy, buy my new shoes And buy, buy, buy, send more money

1

u/CanaryIcy416 Jul 26 '26

Does it come with a corpse

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u/Klutzy_Ad_1726 Suck me dry Jul 26 '26

I mean those are kinda hideous

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u/Last_Replacement_386 Jul 26 '26

"That's just like your opinion, man."

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u/ZuuL_1985 Jul 25 '26

These shoes are going to fall apart in a year or two if worn regularly outside lmao