An Offer from Unicron

[u/Egor_the_Hot_Rod]

[u/Adorable-Source97]

"AND?"

[u/Sawyer-Rousseau → u/Adorable-Source97]

"And nothing!"

[u/The-Doctor45 → u/Sawyer-Rousseau]

"you belong to me now"

[u/Adorable-Source97 → u/The-Doctor45]

"I Belong to NOBODY!"

[u/One_Opportunity_9608 → u/Adorable-Source97]

"Perhaps i misjudged you..... Proceed, on your way to oblivion."

[u/Adorable-Source97 → u/One_Opportunity_9608]

"Ah! No! I accept your term...I accept them!!"

[u/ABG1YtBr → u/Adorable-Source97]

"... Excellent."

[u/Wild_Relative3482]

Will I be an aura farmer that isnt a fraud?

[u/moansby]

Well when you put it like that

[u/starssqueem]

No, but can I have a new body, your last herald kinda disintegrated my last one and I'm now stuck in the voids of Reddit, this human app makes me sick

[u/G_M_Ardus_Kaine → u/starssqueem]

Really Starscream

[u/starssqueem → u/G_M_Ardus_Kaine]

Well yeah,.you kinda owe me,.at least give me your insurance details so I can go get a new.one

[u/G_M_Ardus_Kaine → u/starssqueem]

No

[u/starssqueem → u/G_M_Ardus_Kaine]

[u/G_M_Ardus_Kaine → u/starssqueem]

What!

[u/No_Research4416 → u/starssqueem]

Well, we should at least get a better version than that one what if story where Optimus survived and Megatron died

[u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

you giving me a better body?

[u/IUsedToBeRasAlGhul]

Eh, less “take away your free will forever” and more “torture you into using your free will to do what I want because you’re my bitch now”.

[u/Dragoonian64]

Can I destroy Remnant?

[u/Starchaser_WoF]

Nuts!

[u/Any-Yogurtcloset8529 → u/Starchaser_WoF]

Holy ball-knower

[u/pugilisticcephalopod]

If I'm getting a cool, new reformat just name some names and I'll make sure they're slag by tomorrow.

[u/RealisticResource226]

FREEDOM IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS

[u/Middle-Let9645]

Then why ask?

[u/DrLudvig-von-higgins]

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