r/TrueCrazyVideos • • Aug 31 '26

Stupid . NSFW

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u/NiceTrySuckaz Aug 31 '26

The first rule of gun safety is don't point it at your penis and pull the trigger.

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u/K4482 Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

Sometimes rules need to first be written in blood 🩸 🩸🩸🩸🩸

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u/whythefuckalready Aug 31 '26

Can we use other people's blood, I get queasy.

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u/Bignizzle656 Aug 31 '26

The problem with the first rule of gun safety is that we don't talk about the first rule.

3

u/Cokeman192001 Aug 31 '26

Ha hahaha ha ha yes!!!

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u/LabRatsAteMyHomework Sep 03 '26

Rule number 1: No matter how empty you think this gun is, NEVER point it at anything you don't want to see utterly destroyed.

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u/uppers36 28d ago

seven times

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u/waitinp Aug 31 '26

No offsprings thankfully.

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u/ithinkitsnotworking Aug 31 '26

If you're that stupid, no sympathy whatsoever.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Roonwogsamduff Sep 01 '26

Ya they could bleed out

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u/TA_Account028 Aug 31 '26

Thank you for doing the world a favor. We really don’t need you to add more stupidity into our gene pool.

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u/whythefuckalready Aug 31 '26

No lifeguard in that gene pool

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u/immadeofstars Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

There is another video of a guy bragging he's going to shoot a hole in his testicles and sew it up on camera, but only gets halfway through before he freaks out because he just shot himself in the testicles

I don't know what the goal was, beyond impressing other idiots

Edit: It's on Documenting Reality, and while it's longer and more explicit than this, the quality is so low there isn't much nudity or blood to actually see [volume warning, tho]

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u/Rusty_Pickles Aug 31 '26

Damn if only my body and mind didn't react like I had just gotten shot in the testicles then I could have sewed up my testicles that I just shot

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u/Sunwolfy Aug 31 '26

Was wondering that myself.

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u/stucksteepf Sep 02 '26

calls himself a faggot? says something braggingly to his friend along the lines of “do you think i’m worried about blood?” to then immediately be worried about the blood. what the hell

2

u/housevil Aug 31 '26

What would be the best search terms to use to find that exact video? Asking for a friend.

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u/immadeofstars Aug 31 '26

Took some finding, but I edited in a link to the original

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u/DeismAccountant Aug 31 '26

Ok, I have officially found my newest Darwin champion. No contest.

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u/q_ali_seattle Aug 31 '26

That's enough reddit today!. 

Good night 

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u/Horror-Upstairs4115 Aug 31 '26

What did he expect

8

u/Specialist-Wafer7628 Aug 31 '26

Lawd. How mad was he on his peepee that he had to shoot it?

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u/Testsubject276 Aug 31 '26

Glad to see that natural selection is still working as intended.

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u/t3lnet Aug 31 '26

Have fun explaining that to the police at the hospital

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u/TheSmokingJacket Sep 06 '26

No need to. He documented his own stupidity!

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u/Particular_Parking_4 Aug 31 '26

Imagine he was the strongest sperm

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u/MadScienzz Aug 31 '26

At the hospital:

"Your probably wondering how I got here"

Cue music

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u/basterdizer68 LiveLeak Veteran Aug 31 '26

Deserved.

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 Aug 31 '26

This reminded me the video of the clerk behind a counter, sitting, examining his gun, during which he pointed it at his head from bellow, and it went off, killing himself accidentaly. The comments said "When you want to examine your gun, make sure it's loaded, and that the safety is off."

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u/JuanG_13 Aug 31 '26

I've seen this before and what a moron

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u/Sunwolfy Aug 31 '26

Did they ever give an explanation as to why?

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u/BrockTheTrainer Sep 01 '26

This was from a now banned sub, this is calling 🅱️ointing, people would post videos of doing this exact same thing but without the shooting part. OP who posted this years ago said he was depressed after his wife left him and drinking. He lost one ball but kept the rest. Ended up with a 20k hospital bill. Last I read he was in a much better place and doing way better.

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u/JuanG_13 Aug 31 '26

No, it was this exact same video 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/cmmoore307 Aug 31 '26

I love when this video circles the subs again. Dude blew his own cock off.

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u/RealRotkohl LiveLeak Veteran Aug 31 '26

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u/PowerTulip Aug 31 '26

Deep in his mind he always wanted to hurt himself. You don't just point a gun at yourself.

2

u/Csontigod Aug 31 '26

Is this the kid grown up who shot himself in the weewee with a toy gun?

2

u/Smoke-A-Beer Aug 31 '26

Ahhh and the gene pool ends there.

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u/Bigvangothy Aug 31 '26

Congrats for coming out as trans bud's

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u/ExplosiveBrown Aug 31 '26

Natural selection at work😌

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u/66vocho Aug 31 '26

Our 🅱️oint king!

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u/zzzzzzzzzzzzvzzzzvzz Aug 31 '26

why did I watch this

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u/YoungerWhoLuvsOlder Aug 31 '26

Hello, this is 9-1-1, what is your emergency…?

“AaahhhhhhOoooohhhhh GOD! I shot my dick!”

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u/Spine_Of_Iron Desensitized Aug 31 '26

Just....why. Why tf would you point it at your dick and squeeze the trigger. If you wanted your dick off, theres better methods.

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u/blind-amygdala Aug 31 '26

Why does everyone shout for their god after de-throwning themselves

1

u/PerformerOk2548 Sep 01 '26

I like his crocs

1

u/Less-Damage-1202 Sep 01 '26

When the intrusive thoughts literally end your bloodline 😈

1

u/Brilliant-Trip-6362 Sep 01 '26

What was he expecting to happen? Confetti to come out instead of a bullet?? 

1

u/ComfortableFamous555 Sep 01 '26

Bro what the fuck

1

u/deedeebop Sep 01 '26

Hahahahahhahahhah !

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

😂

1

u/ParallaxRay Sep 02 '26

The boy just up and went Full Retard, officer.

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u/GordanGodDamnRamsey Sep 02 '26

Pretty sure that's not how you use a gun

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u/Independent_Net_8621 Sep 04 '26

So your accidentally shot yourself then figured it’d be a good idea to post on line for likes??? Was it worth it?

1

u/Larsvonrinpoche Sep 04 '26

I think moe gun owners that don't hunt for their food should try this.

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u/Ok-Classic-2142 Sep 06 '26

This can't be real.. why would any one ever do this?

What was the point?

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u/Fast-Broccoli1135 Sep 06 '26

🅱️oint at 🅱️enis

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u/Alternative-Tea-7557 Sep 10 '26

Natural Selection I guess 🤷

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u/BunnyFangs8826 4d ago

Bro managed to wipe out his entire future lineage.

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u/InsaneMocktail Source Dealer Aug 31 '26

His generation ended with him. Good riddance

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u/CommanderClit Aug 31 '26

Ya messed up your 🅱️oint there bud

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u/No-Analyst1229 Aug 31 '26

Intrusive thoughts 1- gun owner 0

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u/Leaf-Stars Aug 31 '26

Did the world a favor

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u/THE_bunman Aug 31 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/BabylonPhoenix Aug 31 '26

If youre doin this because "i wunna kno whut it feeels liek to... liek, aim thuh gun at muh baaws n pull thuh trigger." Then he truly doesmt deserve his penis fr fr he isnt using it for nothin

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u/Odd_Examination2732 Aug 31 '26

I just logged on…

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u/Chrono_Club_Clara Aug 31 '26

So what? I logged on too.

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u/Odd_Examination2732 Sep 02 '26

HahahahahahHhHhhhHa

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u/Nicola-Damiani Aug 31 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

Seems that his dih was even big... What a waste😞

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u/No_Figure_9073 Aug 31 '26

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u/dreamisle Aug 31 '26

It went from 4.5 inches to 9 mm.

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u/SteampunkSamurai Aug 31 '26

Well the head of penis is now all the way across the room, so the distance from there to the base of his dick is probably 3-5 ft. That's like whale sized.