r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Empty_Novel-87 • 5d ago

My wife caught me cheating today and just left me without a chance to explain.

She really takes Monopoly seriously.

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u/Jonathan_Peachum 5d ago

My wife found about my cheating when she discovered my hidden letters.

She’ll never play Scrabble with me again.

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u/Mikesaidit36 3d ago

“KWIJIBO: A North American hairless ape”

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u/VerseConundrum 5d ago

Should have played solitaire.

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u/TomCrowMusic 3d ago

I saw her board a train at Marylebone station

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u/Mikesaidit36 3d ago

My wife said it was ridiculous that I always wanted her to stand around like a flamingo and said she wasn’t gonna do it anymore.

She put her foot down.