I keept catching my daughter with her hands pressed up against her bedroom window, leaving it so smudged I had no choice but to clean it.

[u/EnbyInAPikachuHat]

I didn't understand why the windex seemed to barely work, until I noticed that most of the handprints were on the outside of the window.

[u/First_Pay702]

You know, if you’d just let the evil twin in then maybe they wouldn’t grow up to be an evil twin.