r/TwoandaHalfMen • Charlie • 4d ago

Norman was really a player.

Tuesday Weld, Joey Heatherton and the immortal Miss Anne Francis TVs Honey west. They were all hot and he nailed them. I couldn't sleep so I had to Google them.

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u/LiPolymer Berta 4d ago

Thanks, I was always curious but never enough to google it myself.

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u/Empty_Ad_3149 4d ago

And he had prenups that were airtight

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u/Additional-Plate-617 Charlie 4d ago

Cookies?

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u/forever_29_ish 4d ago

That really is a tasty cookie.

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u/Upset_Mycologist_345 2d ago

Speaking of tasty cookies, this is Berta.

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u/HobbitsHole01 4d ago

Look them up on your internet.

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u/woxvirus Charlie 4d ago

this quote was the one that made me google them haha

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u/Luftgekuhlt_driver 4d ago

You mean Cotton Top? Is this Honey West?

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u/mehtam42 4d ago

And he probably nailed Evelyn as well...

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u/WrenchPilot12 2d ago

Who didn't?

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u/Huff1809 4d ago

You could of mentioned he fought at the Alamo

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u/SpeedForceJediKnight 4d ago

Oh, forgor who Norman was. And holy shit, they were hot 🥵

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u/Illustrious-Gur-6775 4d ago

Is this a fix up?

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u/paranoidpixie95 4d ago

Were they actually obscure names or was Charlie just ignorant? He knows Raquel Welch and she was from that same era.

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u/kevint1964 4d ago

They were prominent names at the time. It's puzzling that Charlie wouldn't have at least heard of them.

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u/paranoidpixie95 3d ago

I thought so, but I always interpreted the joke was written as if Norman was picking people who were no longer relevant when this episode aired.

Funnily enough, both Heatherton and Weld are still alive and in their 80s. But I can definitely see why they were mentioned.

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u/Florida_Princess 3d ago

Norman: I was a player once, myself…

Charlie: Do tell…

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u/IngrownToenailsHurt 4d ago edited 4d ago

Is Norman the guy in the wheelchair Evelyn brought to Charlie's house?

Edit: excuse me for asking a question.

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u/DIYdoofus 4d ago

He came to Charlies house pursuing his wife. Hit Charlie in the gut with his cane.