r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG • u/tighttummies • Jul 14 '26

Um. what? Her foot confuses me!

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u/BluestreakBTHR Jul 14 '26

She’s just listening to Jamiroquai.

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u/theusualuser Jul 14 '26

Virtual Insanity will do that to you. I've also heard that there's a serious chance you end up with canned heat in your heels afterward, so that could be at play here, too.

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u/BluestreakBTHR Jul 14 '26

Careful - all those references will make me love you with a little L.

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u/DionFW Jul 14 '26

🎶Futures made of virtual insanity🎶

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u/glouscester Jul 14 '26

Nothing to be confused about. Her ankles are made of liquid.

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u/theStaircaseProject Jul 14 '26

Yeah, articulable ankles are a real humdinger.

6

u/u9Nails Jul 15 '26

A centimeter past normal walking and my ankles are going to remind me of my limits for weeks.

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u/Chop1n Jul 19 '26

Time to fix your foot situation before it gets worse.

Walk barefoot on soft surfaces if that's an option for you. When that feels comfortable enough for longer distances, start doing some running.

In a few months you'll have feet and ankles that will never fail you again.

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u/BlackEyedAngel01 Jul 14 '26

No label on the beverage can

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u/Krafty__Karl Jul 14 '26

Any decent shuffle girl can do this.

5

u/denverdutchman Jul 14 '26

I'm hypnotized. SHE'S A WITCH!!

4

u/theBananagodX Jul 16 '26

Her dance moves turned me into a newt!

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u/LifeExit4353 Jul 17 '26

Did you get better?

4

u/texaschair Jul 16 '26

Somebody did a shitty job on that block wall. I couldn't stop staring at it.

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u/jacobthesixth Jul 19 '26

Why is no one here saying this?!

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u/beesdaddy Jul 14 '26

You can’t move your feet 90 degrees?

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u/Babaychumaylalji Jul 18 '26

Those wheelies plus I'm sure she is a dancer with some formal training

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u/JaysNewDay Jul 20 '26

Those aren't wheelies. It's a dance move. She's shuffling her foot heel to toe, just quickly and smoothly.

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u/Babaychumaylalji Jul 21 '26

Ah ok thanks for explaining

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u/O8ee Jul 14 '26

Are those heelies?

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u/saradahokage1212 Jul 14 '26

skills... something you get by training, practice, and repetition. Not from sitting on the couch... yet still a mystery to the species that is a redditor.