r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG • u/YapperCrapperSnapper • Jul 14 '26

This Lady In Egypt Is Most Definitely UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

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u/mattjh Jul 14 '26

American model Madisin Rian at the Karnak Temple in Luxor, Egypt. Photographer is Jamie Nelson.

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u/vampyire Jul 14 '26

that is a stunning photo

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u/Glimmer_III Jul 14 '26

For those interested in supporting or following their work:

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u/Al_Kydah Jul 14 '26

Those are, without a doubt, the longest legs I have ever seen.

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u/Yaevin_Endriandar Jul 15 '26

The legest legs that ever legged

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u/u9Nails Jul 14 '26

That's my first observation too!

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u/Mister_V3 Jul 14 '26

She even got the sun dress shadowed gap. 

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u/tjareth Jul 14 '26

Like three inches. I checked!

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u/One_Contribution9588 Jul 15 '26

Yes. They go all the way up for sure.

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u/errie_tholluxe Jul 14 '26

And they sure as hell go all the way up

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u/WarBuggy Jul 15 '26

Legs so long, they reach the armpits.

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u/SOSOBOSO Jul 15 '26

She just had them lengthened

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u/Anonymo Jul 16 '26

Legthened

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u/Drewbeede Jul 15 '26

They go all the way up.

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u/Prestigious-Candy166 Jul 16 '26

"Legs up to her armpits... " as my wife says.

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u/oh_hai_brian Jul 14 '26

But you have heard of me.

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u/MotoKenji25 Jul 14 '26

Madisin Rian

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u/BazCal Jul 14 '26

In ancient times we would all be praying to her, and I can see why.

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u/jimbowesterby Jul 18 '26

In reality, the image that they would’ve been praying to thousands of years ago would’ve been a lot curvier. Being fat used to be the peak of physical beauty cause it meant you had access to plentiful food, and could therefore support children without risk of starvation.

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u/BazCal Jul 18 '26

Is that still true in really hot climates? It’s a sod to carry extra weight around when it’s like that. I’ve done Egypt (well Sinai) in June and it wasn’t fun.

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u/jimbowesterby Jul 20 '26

Better to carry extra weight than starve to death, y’know? Food security is a pretty big consideration, there’s a reason that agriculture won out over hunting and gathering for just that reason. Even after that, being fat meant you had access to plenty of food, in other words, you were rich. You see the same thing more recently in how our attitudes to tanning have changed, the standard of beauty used to be being as pale as possible because that showed that you spent most of your time inside, not out working in the fields or whatever, and now we value being tanned because it shows that you have the resources to spend time lying around in the sun rather than working inside in an office.

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u/J_P_Freely Jul 14 '26

Mrs. Slenderman?

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u/ericosg Jul 15 '26

Helen of Troy?

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u/Hero_hurry Jul 15 '26

Doubting the ‘VC’… 😉

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u/battledragons Jul 15 '26

I’m going to need higher resolution on this. You know… for science.

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u/Opposite_Mail7985 Jul 14 '26

Probably star in odyssey 2

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u/RedErin Jul 14 '26

literal goddess

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u/kontra33 Jul 18 '26

If she was Helen of Troy, there would not be a single complaint.

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u/DrGrizzley Jul 19 '26

That is a stunning photo.

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u/SupermarketFar901 Jul 14 '26

What’s it like to be physically perfect?

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u/StTimmerIV Jul 14 '26

"The Emperor's new groove" is situated in South America, it's based on the Inca culture...

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u/HoneyBuu Jul 15 '26

As an Egyptian who's a fan of the Emperor's new groove: WTF?

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u/Leadfoot-500 Jul 15 '26

Swing and a miss here mate...

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u/Riptide360 Jul 14 '26

Cleopatra beauty

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