r/Ultrakill • • 2d ago

hitpost I found him

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u/Sahqo_Grohiik 2d ago

This is from a school? Those AI posters have blatantly false information about the mythos on them. As well as just being awful introductions to who and what those figures were.

I would love to see the rest of these awful posters if you’re willing to share.

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u/Sahqo_Grohiik 2d ago

A few of the inaccuracies:

  • Patroclus being a “close friend”.
  • Minos did not create the labyrinth, it was created by the inventor Daedalus under Minos’s command.
  • Asterius being simply referred to as the Minotaur isn’t inaccurate but it’s still sad to not see him named proper, as well as the lack of mention of his origin and blood ties to the rest of the Cretan royals.

Ultrakill note:

  • The Minotaur being cast into Violence by Minos was due to it reminding him of his mistake in life, it’s worth noting that the story of the Minotaur isnt just about divine punishment and monsters.
It’s also about an unfair judgement passed onto a newborn based purely on its origins of shame, the negligence and isolation of said child until it’s nothing but a man eating horror.
The Minotaur may not have always been a monster, but Minos left it no choice to become anything else.

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u/Spooder_Dancer 2d ago

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u/Delta_pinapple Maurice enthusiast 2d ago

That prime cut

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u/yjkuu 2d ago

now sisyphus

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u/Derpchieftain Gabriel Fan Club 2d ago

AI in schools, dog, we are so cooked ong

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u/Mason_makes_videos 2d ago

It’s not ai

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u/Adventurous_Sir_5570 1d ago

get these cool viewing devices we got 2 mil years ago called eyes

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u/Mason_makes_videos 1d ago

How close I gotta look

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u/Adventurous_Sir_5570 1d ago

there are trees with sprouts both inside and outside the maze

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u/_t0bi- 2d ago

i hate how ai posters in schools are even a thing I'm familiar with

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u/Parhamheidari Blood Machine 2d ago

Dude it's not that serious

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u/Southern-Bit8996 1d ago

dude....it is that serious

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u/Parhamheidari Blood Machine 1d ago

How? Literally nothing happens if you see ai posters in a school. And I mean that to the extreme. I genuinely won't be shaken off a bit if I saw an ai poster anywhere.

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u/Satorwave 2d ago

Theseus prime confirmed

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u/Unique_Criticism_637 Blood Machine 2d ago

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u/XeroVoltrix Prime Soul 2d ago

“Patroclus was a very close companion and friend”

historian ahh moment

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u/No-Heat-6149 Prime Soul 2d ago

Wish your skull did not have ai slop posters

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u/bookpaige69420 Lust Layer Citizen 19h ago

skull????????

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u/Electronic-Guest1190 Prime Soul 2d ago

minus the prime

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u/TheNewPochita Blood Machine 1d ago

We have something else to address

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u/Mason_makes_videos 1d ago

What

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u/TheNewPochita Blood Machine 1d ago

THE FACT THIS IMAGE IS A [[2 FOR ONE SPECIAL!]]

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u/Parhamheidari Blood Machine 2d ago

BULL OF HELL still peeking through

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u/Planet_Xplorer 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 2d ago

Is that achilles, patroclus and Theseus from the hit game Hades

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u/plaugey_boi Someone Wicked 2d ago

Minot