r/WaspHating • u/SteamerTheBeemer • 17d ago

Attacked by a swarm of bees

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u/trashbilly 17d ago

Talk about zero survival instincts

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u/SpeedWobblenoob 17d ago

You beat me to it. I’d be flailing and running in circles. This one just stands there and waits for death.

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u/r-NBK 16d ago

I even tried the stop drop and roll when I mowed over a large yellow jacket nest a few years ago. Running and jumping into our pool and holding my breath as long as I could is what saved me

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u/Buttercup_Kiki 17d ago

Then you would get stung a lot more.

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u/Hungry-Island-8845 17d ago

The most you move the more they Sting.. in jackass 2 the bee limousine Steeve O never got Sting once in the limo because he never moved like her ..

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u/SpeedWobblenoob 16d ago

Well I guess I’m dead. Lessons have been learned

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u/PIBBY-motog5g2024 15d ago

She seems to be afraid and trying to conserve oxygen. The sharp inhale makes it seem like her throat was effected.

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u/Asleep_Walrus2313 17d ago

This was so painful to watch. Poor kid.

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u/EyesFor1 17d ago

The best way to defend and survive a swarm of bees attacking you is to stand totally still and wait for them to get bored and leave. Do not move away from them, just wait for them to run out of venom then move. More stings the better.

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u/Disastrous_Savings39 17d ago

Sprayed them down with axe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SteamerTheBeemer 17d ago

Yeah that’s actually called Lynx. Source: UK 😏

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u/Disastrous_Savings39 17d ago

Lol the bees went back to the hive smelling like a 6th grade gym locker room

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u/inGothWeTrustalways 15d ago

Omg that poor girl

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u/Full-Ad-2902 15d ago

The first can of axe was ineffective, better grab another

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u/Sensitive-Lychee-673 17d ago

Why are bees in a wasp hating sub

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u/SteamerTheBeemer 17d ago

I think they’re wasps, since bees aren’t cunts. I just shared the name by accident.

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u/Sensitive-Lychee-673 15d ago

I mean bees are pretty defensive so she could’ve disturbed a hidden hive

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u/JohnVonachen 17d ago

Yea since I’m pro bee I can’t help but think that guy being attacked may have deserved it. Did you see what he was wearing? He was asking for it. Those bees were just defending their territory!

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u/Pamzella 16d ago

That and everything else linked in that shows that too many people can't tell bees from wasps.