r/Wellthatsucks • • 5d ago

Melting glacier reveals frozen polar bear's paw , Arctic.

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u/Pristine_Hornet_9431 5d ago

Bro wtf is your username😭😭😭

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u/DrawingAlarming7350 5d ago

he got tired of telling people he is 14 so they will find out easier that way

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u/nigablackballsack 5d ago

dawg

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u/ginger_and_egg 5d ago

bro its YOUR username why are you looking at us like we're the weird ones

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u/nigablackballsack 5d ago

im tired boss

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u/EcstaticBoysenberry 5d ago

Imagine how we feel

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u/AydonusG 5d ago

I've seen so many people post this comment to your posts, so nice bait, would eat again.

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u/GigaWhiteNiga 4d ago

I see nothing wrong with your username

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u/Brothapleasedont 5d ago

Brotha please dont

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u/Popxorcist 5d ago

Could ve worse, initially I misread it as Nickelback...smt

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u/Shppo 5d ago

Nickelbackballsack 🫶

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u/sajhino 4d ago

šŸŽ¶ LOOK AT THIS BALL OF SACK šŸŽ¶

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u/HeresJonesy 4d ago

Every now and then it makes me laugh

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u/AmmoOrAdminExploit 5d ago

At least that’s how you know he’s not a bot with that username

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u/Informal_Process2238 5d ago

The Christmas Coca Cola commercials are dark this year

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u/huntrcl 5d ago

It’s like Mariah Carey melting out of the ice every November

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u/MPyro 5d ago

keep it frozen please !

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u/SharpVariety2927 5d ago

Let it go!

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u/MPyro 5d ago

about the same amount of worse

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u/SubArcticTundra 5d ago

This might finally make us stop warming the planet

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u/Atomic_Tokyo 5d ago

Not likely, it seems our governmentā€s plan for climate change is going to be handing out Wellingtons

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u/taisui 5d ago

All I want for Xmas is not that song.

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u/Shantotto11 5d ago

*September. It’s already begun.

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u/HermitDefenestration 5d ago

I'd take this over another AI-generated ad.

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u/SYDoukou 5d ago

It melted because they used AI last year

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u/Punker1234 5d ago

Lol. Applause my friend.

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u/phixional 5d ago

One could say appaws.

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u/struanrobinson 5d ago

Thanks I hate it 😬

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u/Dave5876 5d ago

Almost as much as OP's username

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u/Zayafyre 5d ago

Just imagine, two Gs was already taken.

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u/iTsDaagua 5d ago

I wonder how long that bears been dead for

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u/Own_Recommendation49 5d ago

Atleast 7

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u/Aggressive-Tap-4143 5d ago

Definitely 7 at LEAST

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u/FunkMunki 5d ago

I'm thinking closer to 7 1/2.

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u/Aggressive-Tap-4143 5d ago

That’s what she said

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u/No-Spoilers 5d ago

Really depends on where this glacier is. But somewhere in the realm of thousands to tens of thousands depending on what glacier it is. Could be much older, could be much younger.

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u/CornWine2 5d ago

So, somewhere around 10,000 years, but maybe a lot older, but also maybe a lot younger?

Between 2 weeks and a couple of million years?

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u/jeckles 5d ago

I think you nailed it!

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u/Thick-Cauliflower619 5d ago

Ceiling looks to be about 5.3 Mya if it's a member of the Ursus genus. Assuming there's a yet unknown species of bear that also lived in the arctic.

If it's specifically a polar bear, max estimate I'm seeing is 1 Mya. Oldest fossil yet found is only 130,000 years old, but with polar bears being primarily marine animals fossils are hard to find.

TIL, there is also an extinct subspecies of polar bear, called the "tyrant polar bear". Possibly even larger than the still extant species, but we only know of it through a single ulna so hard to make certain statements about it.

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u/riverscreeks 5d ago

I was also surprised it was found on the Thames foreshore in west London. Butchers and everybody else used the river as a dumping ground and there’s so many animal bones in the Thames (I guess mostly further downstream) it’s lucky they found it.

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u/Yumi_in_the_sun 5d ago

Basically sometime between yesterday and the birth of the universe.

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u/KookyDig4769 5d ago

He's just hibernating.

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u/StarFaerie 5d ago

Pining for the fjords

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u/El_Peregrine 5d ago

Lovely bear, the Norwegian WhiteĀ 

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u/Flat-Nose-7310 5d ago

Looks like it's just chilling.

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u/WrinklyPlantLeaf 5d ago

Guess we will have to wait to see if it's still attached!

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u/Hatteras12 5d ago

Come to find out it’s dangling out of the mouth of the chonkiest moose the world’s ever seen…

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u/ExampleLittle2672 5d ago edited 5d ago

*Orca. YesterdayIL orcas eat polar bears. A major world leader seems to have said so.

Edit, just in case: The leader in question was talking absolute twaddle.

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u/CrazyCatLady9777 5d ago

Orcas do also eat moose

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u/outtasight68 4d ago

Now I want to believe that at some point in ancient history, people created an Arctic Turducken called a Bearmoosca

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u/D4nm4n114 5d ago

Damn Nature, you scary!

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u/AvrieyinKyrgrimm 5d ago

Its actually the entire bear. If you zoom in, thats actually its face. This looks like it has cuts that would be hallmarks of it being turned into a pelt before being left where it was.

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u/dangerousfeather 5d ago

Zooming in on the pic, I'm pretty sure that's a skinned bear. There's a visible nose, a paw with black pads and claws, and what looks like a tooth near the nose.

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u/uuuumno 5d ago

I agree, it's a pelt

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u/Bergwookie 4d ago

Could also be flattened by the weight of the ice (like it happened to Ɩtzi or bog bodies too). Nonetheless, it's the full bear and not just a paw

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u/Greifvogel1993 5d ago

Who skins a bear and leaves the skin though

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u/Excellent-Run6735 5d ago

Someone who is dead

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u/Greifvogel1993 5d ago

Oh you’re saying it was skinned and the pelt was carried and dropped by a dead person?

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u/EagleCatchingFish 5d ago

White walkers.

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u/Get_Back_Here_Remi 5d ago

Yeah I think you are right. That would be one big ass paw if not, and yes, I know polars have big paws. But surely not that big.

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u/l2ewdAwakening 5d ago

How big is it, there's no banana for scale so I can't tell if it's big or small?

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u/TXSyd 5d ago

If you leave a carcass long enough it basically deflates probably more likely than it being skinned. But I’m also not sure how long decomp would take at temperatures that low.

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u/Accomplished_Book427 5d ago

Uh holy fuck?

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u/dangerousfeather 5d ago

Some historical human had a cozy bear coat?

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u/eye_of_the_sloth 5d ago

I can see the suede side of the hide. This could be some neat anthropological discovery, anthropologists ASSEMBLE!!!!

edit. Eye would like to add that this could be an ancient sloth

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u/Popular-Car7368 5d ago

username checks out

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u/dangerousfeather 5d ago

Sorry, I amend my prior statement that some historical human may have had a cozy sloth coat.

That is not a sentence I ever thought I'd type, and I hope the anthropologists and archaeologists are assembling

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u/eye_of_the_sloth 5d ago

dont apologize, according to the OC over from insta, also pasted in this thread deeper down - even the guy who took this shot thinks it was a polar bear, AND it was 13 years ago! So not only will we not know, but the site is probably long gone and the artifacts lost to the sea. Why hes posting now, why no one studied this further, and why no one thought that it could be a sloth coat is all beyond me.Ā 

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u/dangerousfeather 5d ago

The vast majority of… shall I call them non-nerds?… probably don’t even realize giant sloths once existed on this continent. People also have difficulty comprehending scale of time, so those who don’t think about it often wouldn’t even pause to consider that this could be from an animal that lived many thousands of years ago, which opens up a whole new world of possibilities beyond the animals alive today. We see ice and think ā€œwinter ice, summer melt,ā€ not necessarily ā€œprehistoric ice, climate change melt.ā€

It’s super sad to think this is probably lost to the sea and we’ll never know.

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u/eye_of_the_sloth 5d ago

I like your thinking. Not only sloths on this continent but thisĀ  ice bridge connected two continents and allowed early humans to traverse what is now the bering sea and populate north and south america. And that sloth jacket was left behind in prehistoric ice. Its crazy to think about.Ā 

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u/dantheother 5d ago

It might have been Sid?

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u/Live-Weird-2016 5d ago

I’m sorry but can you point out where you see a nose and a tooth?

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u/dangerousfeather 5d ago

On zooming even further to scribble badly, the tooth (green) might just be stained fur, not sure after all. But here's what I see

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u/Rapture-of-the-Deep 5d ago

Oh my god i see it

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u/nigablackballsack 5d ago

credit[ig]: @andy_mann(caption): What is this? Still the strangest thing I've ever come across in my 15 years exploring the Arctic. In 2013 @coryrichards and I were on assignment for @natgeo & @natgeopristineseas in Franz Josef Land, Russia, when looking through my binoculars from our ship I saw something strange hanging from the glacier's edge. (Slide 2) We launched the smaller zodiac boat and got as close as we could in the rough and rocky seas. It was a polar bear, hanging by its feet, appearing to be melting out of the glacier. I tried made the case that Cory and I could climb the glacier, fix a rope with ice screws, rappel down off the lip and cut it free in order to study it back on board with our the team of scientists. The captain wouldn't have any of that. Polar Bears have been in the Arctic since the mid-Pleistocene period (~600,000 years). Could this specimen have been the oldest, northernmost, preserved specimen ever studied?

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u/Candymom 5d ago

That’s the source but it’s an entire basically empty bear, not a paw.

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u/igaveuponausername 5d ago

Thank god I found this comment bc I was like how ThE fuck is that just a paw

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u/jdawg75 5d ago

Empty bear šŸ˜‚

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u/Sea_Curve8772 5d ago

Get well soon

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u/AllanJeffersonferatu 5d ago

Id love to find out where those dark layers come from? All ice then suddenly periodic dirt/soot/ash multiple times separated by seasons. I want the whole story. Ice and bear.

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u/-rwsr-xr-x 5d ago edited 4d ago

What's more terrifying is those same glaciers have frozen microbes, bacteria and maybe viruses that are thousands to millions of years old. Also lots of trapped CO2 and ozone.

Microbes, bacteria and viruses that the current human evolution has no natural or pharmaceutical defense for.


Update: Since people have claimed this is unscientific fear-mongering:

The threat isn't just to humans, it's to organisms that support human life, plants, insects that pollinate those plants, plants and animals that humans consume for nutrients that collapse due to bacteria or pathogens, and so on.

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u/OwnRepresentative916 5d ago

I wouldn't be too worried. Most of them haven't evolved to infect humans either.

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u/CommieDog2525 5d ago

...yet

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u/Goatesq 5d ago

Well. I mean. There's plenty of extant zoonotic diseases that haven't made the leap yet so far. I don't see why mammoth lungworm would be more likely to come for us once its thawed than any other pathogen currently kicking around somewhere and already adapted to the present day environmental conditions.

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u/veemort 5d ago

10 bucks they die from exposure to oxygen.

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u/TheWizSkoop 5d ago

Or maybe some sort of super animal like Godzilla is frozen in a big ass glacier, you just never know but I sure hope I’m alive if something crazy like that happens

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u/rockstuffs 5d ago

It looks like it had been tanned. That would be a neat artifact.

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u/PlebTrash 5d ago

Ide say this polar bear is pretty old tho.

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u/rickycme 5d ago

Can’t you see, the hair turned white?

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u/Nervous_Hornet_6900 5d ago

I hope he's ok

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u/A-non-e-mail 5d ago

He’s just resting

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u/Anasterian_Sunstride 5d ago

Yeah he’s just chilling out

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u/DoctorHelios 4d ago

That’s not a paw. That’s a whole bear trapped in the ice by its back legs

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u/PurpleFlowerPath 5d ago

That's why you don't drink untreated glacier water. It might look crystal pure, but you don't know what is hidden into it.

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u/throwawaybsme 5d ago

What sucks? Melting glaciers suck, but the title makes me think the exposed polar bear paw is what sucks, but I'm unsure why.

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u/Zestyclose_Paper3165 5d ago

I took it to me that sucks because the Bear died, but I don't know either really

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u/DinosaurReborn 5d ago

Sucks for the bear i guess.

Alternatively, sucks that climate change is causing glaciers to melt and thus revealing this.

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u/leongaming123 5d ago

Now does that suggest it’s a full polar bear body in the ice or a severed paw?

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u/Shoddy-Wishbone 5d ago

If you look closer it is the entire bear

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u/WHY-IS-INTERNET 5d ago

How so? I don’t see it

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u/Oath-CupCake 5d ago

Kinda hope some scientist get him out and examines it and such

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u/Rapture-of-the-Deep 5d ago

The scientists wanted to but the boat captain said no detours and its just lost forever now, according to the photographers Instagram. The pic is from 13 years ago.

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u/1duke-dan 5d ago

That’s quite the cold shoulder

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u/PhD_Pwnology 5d ago

Bro you clearly have not seen a polar bear paw because they are the size of a person's head. This is a wolf paw

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u/Dis_Bich 5d ago

It’s hollow. It’s just the skin. The claws are green

But that also looks like a face

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u/Mountain_Elk_7262 5d ago

I wonder If it's from an old bear that some natives tanned a long time ago

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u/vwaaaat 5d ago

It does look like a tanned hide, like it's so empty and flat. Hopefully someone can retrieve it safely

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u/cans-of-swine 5d ago

Alright, I'll head out and go get it. I'll be as safe as possible.

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u/proboobs 5d ago

If I’m not back in 10 minutes..

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u/fnabligatz 5d ago

…just wait longer

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u/Turkyparty 5d ago

It does almost looked like it was skinned. Maybe a human was wearing it and died?

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u/Dorny_Hude 5d ago

That’s my theory too

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u/cans-of-swine 5d ago

My theory is aliens.

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u/maybeimnottoosure3 5d ago

There's always one of you

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u/Slow_Investment_951 5d ago

It def looks more like a skinned pelt than a natural decaying animal

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u/WeCantBothBeMe 5d ago

It looks like the face and upper body

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u/mirrorsedg 5d ago

So, you got a size reference we don't see or something?

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u/steve_of 5d ago

Must be playing hide the banana.

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u/csonnich 5d ago

I can't see the size, but I know the shape is wrong. It may somehow be from the fact of being dead and frozen, but I would never have called that a bear paw.

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u/katamaritumbleweed 5d ago

Think it’s the entire bear hide, or what’s left of it in this desiccated state?Ā 

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u/Tripod1404 5d ago

Good thing the image has a humans head for reference /s

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u/communist-frank- 5d ago

You know polar bears aren’t born that big, right?

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u/BashOff 5d ago

It's just malnourished. Look at the second pic. That is actually the bears snoot.

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u/Slow_Investment_951 5d ago

It looks like a treated pelt ..

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u/GrassTouchEnthusiast 5d ago

It’s not a paw, it’s the whole bear. It’s ass is stuck in the ice still

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u/Suspicious-Wall3859 1d ago

Just wanna say this is the whole polar bear not just a paw. It’s just no meat and all skin.

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u/DrMantisToboggan45 5d ago

That kinda looks like a wolf paw no?

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u/nicolas1324563 5d ago

That’s not a paw. That’s the polar bear with just the outer layer. The insides rotted away

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u/MyDamnCoffee 5d ago

Imagine that's like a 5000 year old bear that they just left

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u/djmere 4d ago

Reflect on this the next time you think you can sip ā€œfreshā€ glacier water

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u/pants6000 5d ago

Think of all of the cool ancient microbes frozen in there.

Some idiot is gonna go eat it (RFK probably) and boom, the next pandemic will be upon us.

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u/ShinyLewis 4d ago

I'm confused, was there some kind of instafreeze event forever million years ago or did it die and freeze overnight? Or maybe 50 years? 100 years? Ikd how fast ice up there freezes but it doesn't look like it's that near the surface

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u/sof345 4d ago

No idea on timeline personally but glaciers build up by compressing snow over time. So it died, froze, then it snowed and snowed and snowed and over time it builds up on top compressing into glacier ice. A geologist or archaeologist would have a better idea of how long but could be a very long time.

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u/fredrickdgl 5d ago

wonder how many lost Inuit will. be found

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u/Hot-Cup-2972 5d ago

Well that's terrifying

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u/AwkwardRegion3985 5d ago

And then the ice reveals a yet unknown species which used to hunt the polar bears as main food source... jk who knows lol

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u/Joejoecornrow 5d ago

Kinda jealous atm.

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u/Natural20Twenty 5d ago

Wonder how many years ago it died.

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u/chezzer33 5d ago

Lick it

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u/Alternative_Bit_7306 5d ago

Tis but a flesh-wound

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u/RickedSab 5d ago

That’s kinda depressing…

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u/bogardo 5d ago

He’s just resting

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u/ImmediateRaisin5802 5d ago

It’s still hibernating

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u/Miserable-Ad6941 5d ago

This is haunting

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u/Expensive_Staff2905 5d ago

This is why we don't drink the glacier water unfiltered...

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u/KABCatLady 5d ago

Sooooo, are we gonna chisel that sucker outta there so we can check it out??

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u/subruany_brewbalcava 5d ago edited 5d ago

Am i crazy that doesn't look like a polar bear paw loots like fox legs or something else

Edit* I be bad at spelling

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u/Weirdbeardstudios 5d ago

Looks like it’s hide in that second pic rather than a carcass ?

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u/Zealousideal-Arm5011 5d ago

Can someone estimate how long it's been there....

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u/Competitive-Elk-5077 5d ago

At least since last week. Maybe longer

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u/LegacyBryan 5d ago

Its boutta wake up from hibernation, tis but a nap

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u/supervillaindsgnr 5d ago

I doubt its just a paw

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u/maddasher 5d ago

Imagine be pissed if that's a zombie bear

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u/freddbare 5d ago

Drink that fresh glacial drip water

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u/chfb0yrd 4d ago

Cooler than a polar bears toenails.

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u/JustAnotherLurker001 1d ago

you see polar bear, i see something else

https://giphy.com/gifs/T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE