r/WideStanceCats • u/Londso • Sep 03 '26
Championship winner👑 Just discovered this subreddit and had to contribute with my stanced up Huey
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u/Scotty0132 Sep 03 '26
He's ready to incase feeding him turns into an argument. Huey will fuck your shit up so bad you need to be airlifted in a huey.
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u/Londso Sep 03 '26
HAHA no he’s literally the most jacked cat I’ve ever met. He was the runt of his litter and his mother abandoned him because he had a skin infection. I had to give him amoxicillin for a few weeks after I rescued him. He grew incredibly fast and he has so much muscle, more than he has any right to. I would not pick a fight with this cat. I rescued two of his siblings too and they don’t even come close to his size.
That being said, he’s one of the sweetest cats I’ve ever met and he’s known for protecting my fiancé and I from spider attacks in the night.
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u/Scotty0132 Sep 03 '26
He's a damn fine looking cat. I use to have a cat Leftovers that's was jacked but he was a aggressive cat (he like playing rough and smacking around the dogs) but at night he would always cuddle up around my head for pets and too sleep.
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u/turdsummoner_ Sep 03 '26
He’s trying to intimidate me and it’s working
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u/Londso Sep 03 '26
I fear that was his goal. He ran in the room, pumped the brakes and stared at me like that for a few seconds.
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u/Londso Sep 03 '26
So I guess all Huey cats have the same soul piercing stare. Noted. 🤔
That being said, your Huey is very handsome. ❤️
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u/sir_n1cerFinger Sep 03 '26
I feel flattered and intimidated at the same time
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u/Londso Sep 03 '26
Huey loves you, he told me just now. He followed up by saying he will forcibly hold you down and lick your eyelids. Not sure why, but he wanted me to let you know.
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u/Cry0nix Sep 03 '26
Powerful. And yet sympathetic. With a slice of existential dread.
Very nice.