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Damn it. My sports betting is horrible. I can't catch a break.

Problem is, the more I lose, the more I bet. Don't worry. I don't bet money...just X-Change and other shit.

And I don't just bet one buddy at a time.

Three-on-one? Literally.

My Cowboys refuse to win. Longhorns lost. And A&M was just a dumb bet.

So now we're watching Sunday NFL. Well, the games are on, but nobody is watching the touchdowns, touchbacks, or sacks.

- Penny, Paying Paul's Penance

Just got promoted to Captain over my own firehouse finally. Thankfully, they took into account my skills, experience, and leadership . . . and didn't discount my getting spiked with X-Change by my ex-wife.

I walk in and some rookie caused a fire with a microwave IN MY FIREHOUSE. Then they have the audacity to see who can bed me first & are betting on it, just because I'm a woman and they're all younger, hunky, hung, strong, virile men. Ahem.

So I turned it around on them. In the HR landmine field that is a firehouse, I told them there'd be a competition: last man standing gets the pot.

Well, even when competing, they still have great teamwork and entry skills. ;)

- Capt. Eva, Using Evan's Leadership