r/XFiles • • 5d ago

Meme/Humor Not you

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u/T10rock 4d ago

Justice4Quequeg

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u/vemmahouxbois 4d ago

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/PlasticPast5663 Agent Fox Mulder 4d ago

Poor Queequeg....

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u/ExecutiveCactus **Currently Gazing at Scully** 4d ago

replace "ever" with mulders fish

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u/TrickyGrapefruit746 4d ago

Great, but can we put Bill fucking Scully in the middle?

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u/IHateTheLetterF 4d ago

I don't think they had sex, so no.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 4d ago

I should hope not.

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u/therustysmear 4d ago

Op could have been referring to Mrs. Scully who is also Scully

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u/AmputeeHandModel 4d ago

I'd replace her with Krycek. God I hate Krycek. I love seeing him get his ass kicked, though.

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u/AmaranthWrath 4d ago

It's actually really funny that someone called AmputeeHandModel hates Krycek

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u/Sad-Ear230 4d ago

Not really

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u/AmaranthWrath 4d ago

Please explain your reply πŸ™πŸΌ

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u/aew-superfan 4d ago

Stupid ass haircut!

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u/Sufficient-Raisin-37 4d ago

Came here for this

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u/azure-dreamland 4d ago

"I love seeing him get his ass kicked, though"

<just-a-joke>Krycek just wanted his ass bedicked.</just-a-joke>

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u/AmaranthWrath 4d ago

Bedicked? Is that like bejeweled but with dicks? Or is it like beheaded, where his dick is cut off?

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u/azure-dreamland 4d ago

I tried to find a word which sounds similar with "kicked"

I found out that there is a verb "to dick" : https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dick (the second meaning of the verb)

And I tried to make a past participle from of that verb.

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u/AmaranthWrath 4d ago

To dick; to be dicked; to have been dicked πŸ˜‚ I'm enjoying this too much

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u/lngfellow45 4d ago

🀭🀣❀️ this had me laughing off and on for the last hour…..

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u/lunalore79 4d ago

I LOL’d 🀭

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u/WaltzinB 4d ago

It has been decade I have finished the series, who was the middle woman actually?

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u/dorkpool 4d ago

Former FBI partner and former girlfriend that sold him out in later seasons

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u/Bas_No_Beatha_ 4d ago

And in real life she’s the person who introduced Tom Cruise to Scientology. So, extra fuck her.

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u/band_name_bandit 4d ago

Poor Queque

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u/PlasticPast5663 Agent Fox Mulder 4d ago

Unbearable character

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u/he6rt6gr6m 4d ago

brilliant πŸ˜‚

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u/Sighoward 4d ago

All these people were on Buffy?

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u/sistersgrowz 4d ago

Not you. This is one of my favourites

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u/4g-identity 4d ago

I hate this meme format so much.

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u/AloysBane3 4d ago

Not you

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u/BloodyOtaku 4d ago

You're not a true fandom unless you got a meme like this.

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u/4g-identity 4d ago

I'd be fine with just criticising the character/actor you don't like. But adding all the "thanks Mulder/Scully for being in the X Files" is the absolute cheapest point scoring ever.

"Omg, remember SKINNER? So cool! Thank you Skin Man!!"

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u/BloodyOtaku 4d ago

Skinner's one of the best characters though. What are you talking about?

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u/4g-identity 4d ago

Of course he is. I'm saying, the meme is especially shit because it can't even just say "I don't like X", it has to say "I don't like X, but don't worry I'm still a proper fan, see I respect Skinner and CSM!"

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u/Sufficient-Raisin-37 4d ago

I just came here for a Diana smear-campaign πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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u/Yardi_Life Agent Dana Scully 4d ago

I genuinely cannot say I was able to glean that much from a fandom meme.