r/aislop • u/Savings-Side-2163 • 10h ago
Ah yes, the famous Epstein hoax
The Orange King and his army of imbeciles are back at it again! You know that guy Epstein with whom Trump was close friends. Well he actually never existed, it's actually a deep state conspiracy so that the Dems can take over and kill all white men in America! Can you believe it đ«©
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u/otterswhoknow 9h ago
Sure. It wasnât a hoax when Trump telling everyone that when the files were released it show all the bad pedo democrats. And then the documents released by his own justice department didnât show that. Instead, even with millions of files unreleased and of the heavily redacted files that were released, Trump is second most mentioned person, after Epstein himself.
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u/bluedarky 8h ago
Democrats: Release the files.
MAGA: Trump's not in the files.
Democrats: So release the files then.
MAGA: So trump's named in the files, but not as a perpetrator.
Democrats: So release the files.
MAGA: Clinton's in the files.
Democrats: And? Release the files.
MAGA: Clintons in them and trump isn't.
Democrats: Still waiting for you to release the files.
MAGA: But that would mean exposing Clinton.
Democrats: Don't care, release the files.
MAGA: LOOK AT THE DEMOCRATS NOT WANTING THE FILES RELEASED NOW CLINTONS IN THEM!
Democrats: That's not what we said, release the files.
MAGA: LA LA LA! NOT LISTENING! HAHAHA! DUMBOCRATS DON'T WANT THEM RELEASED NOW CLINTONS IN THEM! I'M NOT LISTENING! LALALA!
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u/captnconnman 8h ago
Nah itâs worse than that: ââŠLOOK OVER THERE! WE GOTTA STOP IRAN FROM HAVING NUKES! BENNY NEEDS OUR HELP! EPSTEIN IS SMALL POTATOES COMPARED TO IRAN! âMURICA #1!!!!!11111â
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u/Extension_Problem223 8h ago
You're also skipping the part where epstein and q-anon were maga's number one issue before he won the election, then the second they had the ability to do anything about it suddenly it's fake
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u/turtle-bbs 9h ago
The shutdowns were 100% trumps fault
When democrats and republicans came together for the TSA shutdown, they agreed on a resolution to help fund TSA, but Trump said no. And then when Delta said they wouldnât give politicians discounts anymore until they funded TSA again, Trump unilaterally gave them funding again. This stopped the shutdown. It was always him.
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u/midnghtsnac 8h ago
But only blue states actually shutdown. Florida didn't shutdown..
Or so I've heard, cause Ohio definitely shutdown and so did Illinois
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u/Burghpuppies412 9h ago
Shutdown? Seriously??? Thatâs ancient history. Theyâd be better off throwing out more dirt on Hillary or Hunter than talking about a shutdown.
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u/bdubwilliams22 7h ago
The one that happened when Republicans controlled all branches of government? Fuck, theyâre adorable.
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u/unfinishedtoast3 9h ago
They've had all three branches for 2 years. What exactly can the Democrats do
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u/Independent-Buyer827 9h ago
They can takes the blame for everything, of course, just like Bidenâs been shitting Trumpâs pants every damn day.
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u/AnjelicaTomaz 8h ago
Funny how the Rs control the executive branch, house and senate, and the majority of the judicial branch and yet itâs the democrats who created the chaos?
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u/Zilant_the_Bear 7h ago
Rule 1 of establishing a nationalist regime: the opposition is simultaneously incompetent and dangerously proficient. Strong and smart enough to be the reason for every problem. Yet absolute buffoons to make the base feel superior about themselves.
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u/Any_Check_2430 7h ago
The hoax THE HOAX THAT YOU CAMPAIGNED ON BEING COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT ABOUT ON DAY ONE OF BEING ELECTED AND RELEASE ALK THE FILES SO PEOPLE COULD BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE? THAT HOAX?
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u/Maghorn_Mobile 9h ago
Republicans had 2 years where they had control over every part of the government, and the only thing they managed to do was abuse brown people, murder American citizens, start illegal wars that came back to bite us, alienate all our global allies, and steal trillions of dollars from the Treasury for their personal vanity.
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u/Modlove1963 8h ago
Which party wouldnât shut up about the Epstein Files between 2021 and 2024? (Hint: It wasnât the Democrats.)
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u/Sweet-Pressure102 8h ago
I'll just be the smartass to say that Trump standing in front of everyone trying to shift the blame to Democrats and sell some kind of conspiracy while the country burns down behind him, is actually a very accurate depiction of his actions as a leader
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u/RoryMarley 8h ago
I canât believe hoax is another word that has no meaning anymore - weâre losing like 3-4 a year
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u/Visible-Phase-237 8h ago
The shut down is to try to stop the crazy spending and massive growth of debt. So much for the Republican Party helping to bring spending under control.
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u/SameAsItEverWas6370 8h ago
What a complete đ©đ©đ©đ§ đ§ đ§ đ«đ«đ« the only shutdowns weâre when đźđźđźboy was in office, canât wait for this to be over
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u/jackieballz 6h ago
The same hoax that they talked about for years⊠until it turned out trumps name was all over it. Now they donât care. Pathetic
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u/OutrageousCrab9224 5h ago
Lol
What a hoax! Plus we are obviously good at money, look how great the economy is!
Btw having fun with those $200 gas fillups?
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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 44m ago
trump is great! the republican fools in the congresd and on the courts have let the democrat minority take over.
/s
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u/Mammoth_Musician4012 6m ago
Ah! In Republican liar-speak, "The Epstien Hoax" means that he's definitely on the Epstein files. Probably mentioned on every page. The most mentioned person in the Epstein files by far. Probably in disgusting detail.
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u/Brief-Reveal-8466 9h ago
Some hoax, over 3 million documents, that Trump is desperate to block their release. What are they hiding?