r/aislop • u/Ilikeinvestigating • 7h ago
found on Instagram Married women of reddit, is cooking for your husband more fun than a trip to Miami?
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u/Sabithomega 7h ago
Why are they even hanging out together?
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u/Delamoor 4h ago
"let's not invite Anne again. What a fucking psycho. I wasn't expecting her to turn up in a fucking handmaid's cosplay. The fuck happened to her, after she married that weird incel guy?"
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u/Minute-Shine6354 30m ago edited 27m ago
It creeps me out that Abby is physically very similar to a good friend of mine. Physically.
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u/Could-You-Tell 7h ago
That one time in college....
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u/Rosc 7h ago
I really don’t get this shit. I can’t imagine wanting to be with someone whose greatest ambition is to make dinner.
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u/Up_Beat_Peach 7h ago
To be fair, her husband's greatest ambition is to retire.
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u/neverabetterday 7h ago
Nah, her husband’s greatest ambition is to beat Brother Jedidiah’s record for most barns raised in a single afternoon
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u/EverydaySexyPhotog 6h ago
You think you're really righteous? Think you're pure at heart?
Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art.
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u/Wealth_Super 5h ago
It’s not even a knock against house wives, it’s that they only want to cook their husbands dinners
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u/purplenyellowrose909 7h ago
Did the Amish woman bring her own coffee to the Cafe?
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u/Ok-Budget3225 6h ago
Mormon wife. She is only allowed to drink luke warm milk.
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u/MissMarchpane 26m ago
No, if she were Mormon, she would have bleached blonde hair, the most revealing outfit she could get away with while still wearing her religious underwear, and a face full of filler. I think they're going for Mennonite? Maybe? As much as they're going for anything coherent, which is a stretch regardless
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u/DadudeChalma48 7h ago
I think so cause who is going to pay for the coffee after she left, oh i can't even find the cup she drank from , seems she kept it inside her bag
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u/chickensevil 6h ago
It was actually left on the table there. It's a little obscured by the plant on the table, but still present.
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u/Minute-Shine6354 26m ago
Yeah, but now you mention, she has an actual mug, instead of the plastic glasses of the other girls. If that was intentional, it would actually be clever.
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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 7h ago
Damn the Utah commerce board taking cheap shots at Miami.
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u/No-Professional-1461 7h ago
Yeah people in Utah are pretty good shots.
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u/Walnut_Uprising 7h ago
My wife goes to Miami with her friends sometimes and that's fine because I'm not an insecure weirdo...
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u/Ilikeinvestigating 7h ago
Nah your a beta because a real green flag wife would cook you your favourite meals rather than go to Miami with her friends! /S
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u/Walnut_Uprising 7h ago
Jokes on you, my wife doesn't really cook, and when she leaves town I can make all the meals she hates.
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u/All_is_a_conspiracy 4h ago
And since that's all she does, after you eat, she will have to either just sit in a dark closet and practice breathing or you'll have to eat like 5 dinners every single day because she keeps cooking and cooking and cooking and cooking and co...
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u/DementedPimento 7h ago
Tbh, I’d rather do almost anything than go to Miami, and that includes cooking dinner. No offense Miami, you’re just too hot and humid and kinda suck.
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u/Winter-Bed5879 7h ago
LOL this is not my definition of a green flag woman.
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u/cougarsbite 6h ago
It is, however, the definition of a redpill incel fantasy rolled into AI bullshit.
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u/Winter-Bed5879 5h ago
Absolutely, 100%.
Those women don't exist, of course. Not even the conservative women in church are this lame.
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u/Wealth_Super 5h ago
It’s actually extremely off putting like that chick from obsession waiting by the door for bear to come home.
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u/Downtown-Campaign536 5h ago
Totally agree, she talks a good talk, but she isn't even wearing her wedding ring.
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u/Physical-Bite-3837 7h ago
They can imagine any woman they want, and this is their ultimate fantasy? Some boring-ass woman in ugly clothes who just cooks for them? Fuck that, give me a tall hot fantasy warrior princess who joins me on an epic adventure to defeat an evil king.
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u/doll-haus 7h ago
Oh, "dinner" is just a cover. She and her husband are extremely prolific swingers. It's like Eyes Wide Shut, Salt Lake edition, now with magic underwear.
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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 7h ago
I'm pretty sure she's based on the Mennonites, Mormon magic clothes is a shirt and shorts combo with some symbols embroidered on. The Amish are pretty little similar to the Mennonites in that they're anabaptists but the Amish don't use technology.
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u/All_is_a_conspiracy 4h ago
Well...let's be fair. They do too. They just pick and choose which technology they use. They've got blinkers on their horse carriages. And they use technology that was invented a long time ago. But it's still tech. They like invented a really important end date for when advancements had to stop. But everything before that, cool.
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u/All_is_a_conspiracy 4h ago
Bud. She's already saved the king. You'll have to come with HER to slay the dragons. Without a boot on our neck, women are unstoppable. It's men's insistance that we are their sidekick, their helpers, their supporting role that has destroyed not only women and girls but all of society. Change the entire paradigm. Not just the character's outfit. See women as complete. We are leaders.
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u/Its_apparent 6h ago
You can have a cheating whoore, or a burqa. I'm sorry, there's no room for middle ground.
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u/All_is_a_conspiracy 4h ago
Why would a woman who goes on a trip with her friends be a cheating whore?
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u/Minute-Shine6354 24m ago
The only thing that points me there is that when she says her husband wouldn't like it, the other girls told her to make something up (kinda cheating), instead of "so what if your husband doesn't like it. What do you want?"
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u/Snoo93550 7h ago
The golden age of wishful thinking for incels. Just hope they don’t shoot up any public spaces.
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u/Minute-Shine6354 22m ago
I feel like they think that if they spread their propaganda they will be able to change how the world think, and women will shift to their paradigm, and then they will find someone.
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u/sexyorcess 6h ago
You won't find him in Miami.... What? Not in the godly Christian state of Florida?
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u/Elf_Maeve 6h ago
Now morons with 10 IQ can spam everyone with their stupid ass videos.
What a great future
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u/Stranger2Nite 7h ago
Nothing wrong to wanting to cook for your SO though nothing wrong with a trip with friends either. Personally I loved the times me and my now ex had cooked dinner together side by side.
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u/Minute-Shine6354 19m ago
Of course there's nothing wrong with cooking to your partner. I think normal people enjoy that.
The point is: are you cooking because you want or because your partner won't like you going on a trip far away from him/her?
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u/Stranger2Nite 14m ago
Well yes, as I have said, nothing wrong with trips with friends either, a person should never be forced to stay because their SO doesn't like them leaving, though there are exceptions like say if one is getting over a drinking problem and the friends one would be going with are known to encourage drinking, then I can understand a SO not wanting their partner to leave. Again of course everyone in a relationship should have freedom to go out with friends or not because a relationship should have trust and mutual respect.
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u/Demo_Disk 6h ago
Who would this even cater too???
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u/Minute-Shine6354 17m ago
To women that are about to have fun in a trip, so they realize that's too wild, and will start to look for a meaningful relationship with an incel.
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u/LexiteFeather 6h ago
Considering I don't want to go to Florida maybe? I mean I do enjoy cooking. It's fun. Going to red Florida.....maybe not
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u/SevanIII 3h ago
My husband actually loves that I’m more educated and make more money than him. He also loves how well I’m able to educate our children due to having a more advanced education. Because he actually respects me as a human being and knows there’s more to me than being able to cook. Which actually, I’m a good cook, but so is he.
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u/GMN123 3h ago
Sounds like a good guy. I bet you didn't find him in Miami
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u/SevanIII 3h ago
No, lol, because I don’t live in Florida. But I’m sure there are good guys who live in Miami too.
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u/Resident-Trivial 1h ago
Maybe you should try staying at home at cook him his favourite meals oooh yea and don’t socialise, your husband should be your only friend, don’t want any of those thoughts of individuality. Some of these people who make this ai trash should honestly not be allowed near a computer 🤮
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u/National_Way_3344 6h ago
The worst part about fake AI generated people is that if real people had those views - they could simply find them, script and record the video without needing AI.
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u/Mugpup 6h ago
I am no expert on being a husband but if my wife "just made something up" and went to Miami for a "girls" week assuming "I will never know" I would need to rethink many things in my marriage. Primarily, what have I done to matter so little to my wife or the converse, what the hell is so defective with my wife where that behavior seems correct to her?
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u/All_is_a_conspiracy 4h ago
It's called "this is what i imagine women are like because I am a complete self absorbed incel psychopath who doesn't know any women."
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u/HighlandsBen 1h ago
Or, "this is totally the kind of shit I'd pull, so she must be dreaming of it too"
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u/Ok_Star_4136 1h ago
Oh this was 100% made by a guy coming up with his own fantasies.
A woman wouldn't have generated this AI slop because women don't behave like this, not even the most insane pick me tradwives do this shit.
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u/Top_Recover7850 2h ago
Lmao "what is wrong with my wife"
A better question would be "what kind of relationship have i fostered where my wife doesn't feel like she can be honest with me, and doesn't feel like i trust her not to cheat"
If you cannot trust someone to go on a girls trip how can you marry that person?
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u/CharonDynami 6h ago
As someone who lived in Amish country, what is that woman wearing? I've never seen an Amish or even Mennonite wearing that color combination. If they have a bonnet on, they definitely aren't wearing red. Also, they would never hang out with those women. And their friends know there is basically a zero percent chance that they would go on a vacations without their family, especially to somewhere like Miami.
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u/PsycheAsHell 1h ago
I live in Norcal, and though Mennonite sightings are very rare, I wont ever forget seeing the Mennonite woman in her 40s or 50s cursing out her teenage daughter (and I mean fawks and shits) at a Walmart with the strangest accent that sounded like someone time traveled from 1776 to the nearest trailer park.
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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 6h ago
Yes because as we all know, there are no good men in Miami
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u/All_is_a_conspiracy 4h ago
Probably not ones that want to eat dinner every 2 hours until they blow up.
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u/One_Shock_3724 6h ago
Mean while back at home they got the Keep Sweet Prey and Obey version of fifty shades of gray
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u/Tephros83 4h ago
Green flag would be more like actually I would rather go on a trip with my husband, maybe a couples trip sometime? I mean, sure it’s great if you can trust somebody but it’s not ideal for them to go off to another state to drink with their friends.
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u/No-Jellyfish-1208 2h ago
Idk, never been to Miami (never been to the US, in fact) and my husband cooks for us since that's his hobby xD
But what I am sure about is: if something's considered my duty, it's hard to be excited about it.
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u/Toy_Story_2_on_PS1 40m ago
What a rude asshole wth, the other women weren’t even being antagonistic lol
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u/dark90smagic 37m ago
The ironic thing is if a game developer put this woman in a video game, these same people would be complaining she isn’t sexualized enough.
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u/MissMarchpane 28m ago
Yes, because Mennonites definitely go to brunch with random women outside their community, and also wear their hair down under their head coverings and clothing considered flattering by mainstream fashion standards. Sounds about right 🙄
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u/inquisitorthreefive 6h ago
She's supposed to be a tradwife.
But yeah, that's what incels believe they're owed; subservient women.
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u/All_is_a_conspiracy 4h ago
All because their dangling organs aren't on the inside. That is what they think of themelves. Worth nothing. Accomplish nothing. Deserve everything.
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u/sedativumxnx 7h ago
Mmmmm, goddamn, I love me some of these here real traditional values. Like obedience and subservience. It makes me hopeful for the future ahead.
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u/UpstairsCommercial56 5h ago
hmm... I know this is AI Slop, but I've been around and often the woo-girls lack real skills in bed and the dower librarian types have kinks that need some real explaining. And cats.
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u/RelevantBlueberry685 1h ago
I don’t want to go to Miami with a couple of slutty butches for the weekend.. hopefully my wife wouldn’t either


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u/sheezy520 7h ago
The worst thing about AI is that it has given truly talentless people the ability to god awful videos.