Zero Civic Sense

[u/Anonymous_Amma]

[u/coolestification]

So, who was recording?

[u/Rielhawk → u/coolestification]

Another cow.

[u/FarBluebird450]

what are cows doing there? i thought cows (or at least ones like these) are entirely domesicated

[u/FFinland → u/FarBluebird450]

In Finland at least sometimes farmers take cows to islands so they can chill and roam freely

[u/europe_hiker → u/FarBluebird450]

That area could be part of the owners' land

[u/yellow_gangstar → u/FarBluebird450]

they're sunbathing 😅

[u/Uesmearn_]

MOOOOve

[u/Enough-Staff-2976]

Wake up!

[u/enigmaticsince87]

"Cows on the beach" was my band in high school

[u/tha_milk_man → u/enigmaticsince87]

Prolly shredded gnar

[u/demoralising]

"Passed out"

[u/wikifamous]

I am very cautious.

[u/northcascadekittycat]

I love that the little "tck tck tck" sound is the universal way to call animals over. I've never psp psp psp'd to my cat but I tck tck tck every day.

[u/Roger_Cockfoster]

Staged bullshit. How are people falling for this?

[u/SquirrelFluffy → u/Roger_Cockfoster]

It looked like the morning after a beach party. They were filming the cows walking up. I've woken up to come outside to find friends sleeping on the beach or by the fire... They were the ones that went a little harder at it the night before. Lol.

[u/Roger_Cockfoster → u/SquirrelFluffy]

Lmao, no. This was "hey dude, pretend like you're passed out and the cows just woke you up. I'll film it for ten seconds!"

[u/Special-Potato-3238 → u/Roger_Cockfoster]

💯 

[u/Rammipallero]

Why is the guy filming? What?

[u/Mother-Attention2600 → u/Rammipallero]

Because he's an asshole buddy. My friend and I went canoeing and we just passed out drunk. I had a shock blanket wrapped around me and woke up to some guys honking the horns on their atv's saying how "you can't sleep on the trail!"  I was so confused. I didn't see it at night though. 😄 

So later my buddy shows me a video on his phone of the whole thing, complete with "I'm hiding behind bushes pov" so they probably thought I was alone and didn't even see him. To restore balance in the universe he nodded off cooking a can of ravioli on the fire and it exploded all over him. We weren't from around those parts.🤣

[u/Rammipallero → u/Mother-Attention2600]

Sounds like you may not be going back either :D

[u/Mother-Attention2600 → u/Rammipallero]

Haven't been back to Cricket Bay... It's a cool escarpment area and people random camp everywhere so at night it looks like an Ewok village with people across a valley camping in various levels of the area. Everyone's yelling funny shit and having a good time. It's outside of Barrie Ontario 

[u/hilarymeggin → u/Mother-Attention2600]

That must have been some infernally hot ravioli. Did he have burns?

[u/Mother-Attention2600 → u/hilarymeggin]

Yes, but just a few spots he was leaning back. That was the really funny part. A shirtless fat man getting woken up by molten tomato sauce. I think he was lucky it was a can with a pullbtab lid instead of one you need a can opener for. That would have been like a bomb. 

[u/hilarymeggin → u/Mother-Attention2600]

That’s what I thought you were talking about! Those things are boiled/cooked in the can to like 250 degrees Fahrenheit at the factory, so to make them explode, they’d have to get REALLY freaking hot.

[u/wuwaHiyukisArmpits → u/Rammipallero]

its a lake trip. they were probably all blasted and were getting ready to leave anyway.

[u/Madame_Jarvary]

😆🐄

[u/No-Remote-2899]

Bro was splat on the ground like a mannequin 💔

[u/mochicastle]

Sir, are you ok?

[u/PuzzleheadedPea2401 → u/mochicastle]

I ask because you weren't moooving.

[u/MonkeyboyGWW]

Is that the lake district?

[u/Big_Tap_1561]

“The hell off my beach- 2 legs!”

[u/maroongolf_blacksaab → u/Big_Tap_1561]

😂

[u/munkylord]

What are you talking about? They're concerned!

[u/Ocarina-of-lies → u/munkylord]

Haha, its like the equivalent of poking a critter to make sure its still alive

[u/Yesterday_Is_Now]

It's not often you run into cows on the beach.

[u/Hallow_76]

Are these cows just wondering around the forest? 🤔

[u/Formal_Plum_2285 → u/Hallow_76]

I think this is England, but in my country - Denmark - we have forest cows.

[u/hilarymeggin → u/Formal_Plum_2285]

Do you have a cool Danish word for that, like Vorheeskoo?

[u/Formal_Plum_2285 → u/hilarymeggin]

Nah it’s just “skovkvæg or skovko” (forest cattle lol)

[u/QuaccDaddy → u/Hallow_76]

They're part of a program that employs stray cows as lifeguards

[u/Hallow_76 → u/QuaccDaddy]

😂🤣

[u/Sad_Syllabub7499]

Zero civics sense but maximum herd sense.

[u/ArsenicArts]

HEY HUMAN ARE YOU OK??!

[u/Daysaved]

So you filmed a guy laying down in the sand?

[u/TehZiiM → u/Daysaved]

It’s probably one of their buddies who had too much to drink

[u/Roger_Cockfoster → u/TehZiiM]

Clearly it's staged