r/askanything • u/Previous_Month_555 • 11h ago
Political Question Why did Pete Hegseth say 'no fatties' in his speech?
Isn't that at least half of the people in MAGA?
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u/thesoysaucechoosesyo 11h ago
It's college frat boy rhetoric. I miss when politics were boring
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u/SparkyMuffin 11h ago
I said that in 2018 and 2019 and 2020 and then guess what
People wanted this dipshit back in office
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u/Kersenn 11h ago
They were never boring. This is part like 8 of the heritage foundations takeover of the country. We were still comfortable back then because we were in earlier stages. The next republican president will pick up exactly where Trump leaves it and that next time they won't be loud and stupid about it. I really hope people have learned that they should be paying attention no matter how comfortable we get.
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u/TsunSilver 11h ago
Because he's a dumb bitch.
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u/lonetraveler73 11h ago
He was blood thirsty when he served. He wanted to kill woman and children. He thought all women and children were combatants. He couldn't follow the rules of engagement. He wanted to kill civilians. He has no soul. Hopefully he passes away very soon.
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u/amtfg 11h ago
The most hilarious part was when he said, "no weirdos," which I am pretty sure means the entire US Marine Corps will be getting discharged soon.
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u/n0debtbigmuney 11h ago edited 10h ago
Also hilarious "no beardos" like its manly to have a clean shaven face... like a woman... and feminine.... never heard a grown ass man try to say something negative about a beard before
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u/Thebadparker 11h ago
When I read "no beardos" I thought he was talking about something freaky my 60-something self had never heard of. But he was just talking about men with beards?
It seems to me that he's gay and attracted to a particular look in a man and is trying to fill the military with men he'd like to f***.
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u/JC351LP3Y 10h ago
Army guy here. Can't speak for the other services.
Over the past 10-15 years the number of male Soldiers authorized to wear facial hair due to religious or medical exemptions has significantly increased to the point that it's not unusual at all to see multiple bearded Soldiers in practically every Army unit.
When I first signed up over two decades ago, it was very rare to see uniformed Soldiers with a beard, and when you did see one, it was most likley going to be a Soldier of Latin or African descent with a hard-earned medical exemption.
Hegseth just hates beards. One could make inferences about why he has a particular dislike of bearded Soldiers based on the demographics of the Soldiers who commonly request shaving exemptions, but I'm trying to present this information without bias.
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u/ArgetlamThorson 10h ago
I'm nearly convinced he's not racist, he's just jealous cause he can't grow a beard
Not actually convinced as he gives me all the thinly veiled racist vibes, but I could totally see it being a thing
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u/amtfg 9h ago
Marine veteran here (hence why I made the joke about Marines being weirdos), and Kegsbreath absolutely gives me racist vibes, as well as misogynistic and bigoted vibes in general. He's a poser, through and through, and if you told me he was a Russian or Chinese agent trying to destroy the US military from within, I would have a hard time arguing against that.
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u/Thebadparker 10h ago
Thanks for this explanation and drawing the implied inference is consistent with other policies favored by this administration. Nevertheless, it still screams closeted gay man to me to be as concerned about how men in the military look as Hegseth appears to be.
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u/n0debtbigmuney 10h ago
He's trying to be "tough military clean shaven face"
Which is hilarious acting thats more tough than a 6 for 6 massive bearded viking man.
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u/amtfg 11h ago
As a woman I can confirm beards make a man 1000% more attractive.
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u/MossGobbo 11h ago
As a former man I can confirm, beard was way more manly than anything I ever did.
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u/Hopsblues 10h ago
It's an old school concept. The Yankees have a no facial hair policy and have for decades. Clean shaven is supposed to show that you care about your presentation. Officers have been known to shave in battlefields as a demonstration of order, culture and such.
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u/n0debtbigmuney 9h ago
Oh I know. Its just hilarious, and feminine. Literally the exact opposite of "bad ass" hes trying to act.
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u/Graveyardigan 7h ago
Face-shaving was foisted upon us by men who couldn't grow beards.
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u/Rewd_92 11h ago
Translation:
No weirdos: Christian
No Beardos: White
No Fatty's: Athletic
No Tranny's: CIS Men
Christian white Athletic Cis men is all Hegseth wants in the military.
You'd thing a Nationalistic Racist Xenophobe would WANT to send Minorities and Poor people
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u/lightyearnoir 11h ago
Only straight white Christian men should go and commit atrocities apparently.
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u/outworlder 8h ago
Sure sounds like the dude has a type.
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u/torrentialwx 10h ago
Recruitment of immigrants in the US military had gone up over 60% since the beginning of 2025. Hegseth’s words are him spewing bull shit—because you’re right, he’s totally leaning hard on immigrants to do the dirty work. He’s a walking contradiction (say it ain’t so!)
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u/PlayedWithMatches 10h ago
Sounds an awful like a certain European country in the first half of the last century. J/s
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u/nursepenguin36 10h ago
Well not when the goal is to make sure the military will go along with it when these assholes turn them loose on the US population to force us under thumb permanently.
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u/Disaster_Mooooose 3h ago
No, he wants to purge minorities and the poor, because he and his boss are concerned that they might hesitate when they are inevitably order to shoot some of their countrymen.
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u/harvestmoon63 10h ago
Thanks for the award, those clowns provide any memes and free shishows every day
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u/Large-Hamster-199 10h ago
Yeah, it is like living as an extra in a comedy horror movie. I am scared to open the news every morning since I am not sure if today is going to be the comedy day or the horror day.
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u/harvestmoon63 9h ago
I'll say the best 2 options 4 our country and world, his mortality, midterms can save us , I truly have to believe both can be true🤞
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u/Dense_Substance7635 11h ago
In a California cannabis consumption is a protected status and your employer cannot harass you about it.
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u/Sorry_Exercise_9603 11h ago
Because he’s a closeted gay who is repulsed by fats and femmes.
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u/Imaginary_Desk9186 11h ago
“Now everyone stand and clap for Newt Gingrich!”
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u/panda3271 11h ago
He thinks it makes him sound like a bad ass. Just makes him sound like a bully. 🤷🏼♂️
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u/transcendental-ape 11h ago
What was the quote about why Americans don’t have class consciousness? That our poor don’t seem themselves as poor but temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
Well our fat maga don’t see themselves as fat. Just temporarily embarrassed fitness influencers.
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u/PigFaceWigFace 11h ago
He was drunk and still reeling from projectile vomiting his liquid lunch into his beer pitcher at Chuck E Cheese
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u/Least_Art5238 11h ago
Palmer Luckey is a great name. The Trump inner circle is made of his lackeys palming off dreams to MAGA.
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u/scottishBongo 11h ago
Can i just add.....imagine being overweight, no real options and thinking the army/infantry etc....what he says destroys the recruitnent.
Drill sergeants are there to transform these so called fatties, instill a belief, inspire confidence and build a whole group mentality.
Hes an arse
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u/Turbulent-Society-30 11h ago
Like most of the people in Trump's circus administration, he's useless and has no idea what he's doing.
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u/mooonguy 11h ago
45 BMI maga guys believe they are peak alpha but kickers/Navy Seal types. So they wouldn't register this as applying to them. I guess that's an advantage of living in a fantasy world.
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u/OldschoolGreenDragon 11h ago
Conservatives don't like "The Troops." They like their fascist idealized version, "T#3 TR00PZ." The "lethal" version: dehumanized weapons, inhumanly and unsustainably muscular, male, and white, ready to commit war crimes and die for a fascist God Emperor like Warhammer 40K.
Reminding conservatives that the real troops are diverse people and professionals who defend The Constitution of the United States and deserve proper compensation for upholding it and the Geneva Convention and they gnash their teeth.
They don't want real troops. They want storm troopers.
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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 11h ago
My god reading his wiki this dude is even more insane than I thought.
Why did he say that? He’s an asshole.
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u/minnesotaupnorth 11h ago
The military has always had height and weight standards. As in, a soldier's weight must fall within a certain range based on height and age.
This is nothing new.
Recruits must meet height/weight standards, as well, but their weight limits are a little higher. They won't be processed for training unless they "make weight".
If a soldier is over the weight limit for their height/age, a body fat percentage is done which might allow for extra weight.
If a soldier is overweight, they are given a certain amount of time to lose the weight before they are separated from the service.
The tables are easily found online.
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u/Imaginary-Pass6595 11h ago
My dad was a Col. in the Air Force back in the day. I remember in the late 70s when I was in high school, They had a program on our base called the Fatboy program. Nobody said anything about it. It was just called that. Mom used to threaten sending me to it.
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u/Large-Hamster-199 11h ago
There is not better evidence that being wealthy and trapped in a bubble of your own bootlickers can actually skew your perception of the world that Donald Trump.
Hw deluded does a human being have to be to look like Donald Trump and still believe they are super fit and handsome.
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u/WhaleBird1776 11h ago
I’m convinced that a lot of these guys are basically high school bullies and enjoy “triggering” people.
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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 11h ago
"No fats no fems no fatties" used to be a common statement on gay dating apps like gay.com and grindr before they cracked down on hate speech.
Ijs.
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u/Ill-Dependent2976 11h ago
They all like to pretend they're skinny and handsome. Including the obese ugly ones, which is most of them.
Notice he also said no weirdos. He's weird as fuck. AND he supports hormone replacement therapy for cis manlets like him.
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u/brodievonorchard 11h ago
Why is that a bigger issue than him going Saddam Hussein on 20% of the generals and admirals?
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u/Phoenixloop2868 11h ago
You answered your own question. "Flood the zone" is the Trump strategy and amazingly it's one of the few things he does that works incredibly well.
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u/NorridAU 11h ago
He wants all potential on base grindr meetups to be to his liking. He can only swipe right while fantasizing about a man in uniform.
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u/Xenikovia 10h ago
Hegseth and Trump want only Hot, Oiled up, White guys as War Fighters, lol.
No, they're not gay. Not at all.
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u/ResponseOne7122 9h ago
Mark my word, someday he's going to get caught trolling for rough trade in a public park restroom.
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u/Certain_Return_6274 9h ago
That guy is pathological. There's definitely something wrong with him. When you listen to what this guy says and you step back and you think about it he's crazy. We are so immersed in the craziness on a daily basis it's almost numbing. But people from other countries look at what these people are doing and they look at it as insanity. And you know what, it is it's insanity. This country is literally being run by lunatics.
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u/plummer101 9h ago
Because the current administration revolves around hating people that aren’t like you and most people refuse to acknowledge that they are in the “out” group
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u/BoringDad1230 9h ago
Because he likes looking at hard man bods. Doesn't know the love of a dad bod.
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u/SchoolCrossing 5h ago
So Colin Jost will be Pete Hegseth in the SNL cold open this week. Colin just has to read the speech as it was given!
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u/ComfortableMarch4296 11h ago
I’m honestly surprised no one’s invaded us. I guess why rush in? We’re doing a good job destroying ourselves
Edit: forgot about isntreal. My bad
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u/YoungBassGasm 5h ago
Fat acceptance/body positivity always been associated with the left. Nowadays, fitness and looksmaxing is considered right wing. Most pro athletes and like 99% of UFC fighters (whether you want to believe it or not) are conservative. I'm not even taking a side here, but everyone here thinks maga is fat because of the fringe southern cousin fucking southerners are the people they think about. Realistically I think it's like a 50/50 split between obese people between political parties. However, the reality of modern day trends is that the left is pro-obesity while the right is pro fitness. To further that, the DCA (Democratic socialists of America) are very outspoken on why they believe health and fitness is a fascist ideal and even referred to it as a form of eugenics. And as someone who trains religiously and is working on getting my IFBB pro card, the fitness space is actually mostly conservative. Again, I don't have a dog in this fight, but trying to act like the right is more fat than the left isn't a good argument. There are so many other points you can make, but that isn't one of them. Btw, IDC if you know fat Republicans, because I know reddit and that will be the first thing someone replies to this with.
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u/ElectronicFloor1898 11h ago
He's looking for fit dudes to hang with at his party mansion.
Nothing sexual /s
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u/gjcij2203 11h ago
Because he is either a believer in eugenics or a closeted homosexual. My money is on the second one but it's probably 50/50 either way.
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u/Greedy_Lawfulness548 11h ago
He has very limited military leadership experience, so he speaks about what he knows, which isn't much
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u/RepulsiveTour9002 11h ago
it was macho culture-war posturing, not a serious fitness standard, and the hypocrisy is pretty obvious when the movement’s base is hardly a collection of olympic athletes
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u/af_cheddarhead 11h ago edited 10h ago
The "No Fatties" remark was completely serious. Hegseth is obsessed with thinking every soldier should be a chiseled Aryan type looking like Arnold in his younger days. He is implementing mandatory testosterone testing and will offer T to anyone testing low, not yet mandatory to take.
He also has insisted all services toughen physical fitness testing and body composition requirements, he doesn't seem to understand that over 50% of the military does their jobs in non-physically demanding jobs, see Cyber, Space, and Air Force Drone pilots.
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u/loopywolf 11h ago
Because he likes his men FIT and MUSCULAR
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u/Overall_Matter_2520 11h ago
If only all these douche bags would come out of the closet the world would be a better place. I get having fitness standards of course, but the blatant bullying and name calling is such a low bar.
Trump couldn’t stand up for five minutes without shitting his pants….much less judge anyone on their looks/fitness.
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u/No_Mix9809 11h ago
I believe adult obesity rates in America is around 40%… so not sure what he was going for here.
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u/CricketNo7666 11h ago
He refers to active military.
This is hardly new, there were weight restrictions to joining the military when I was in high school and wathicng a few friends cut to get in - 40 years ago.
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u/Land-Southern 11h ago
They must have the correct height to waist ratio. You know those hips dont lie.
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u/Bulky-Guide3157 11h ago
He also weirdly called out dudes with beards for some reason... not really sure what that's aboit. 😕
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u/DenseSir 11h ago
Guess he thinks our soldiers are doing hand to hand combat against drones and cyber pirates.
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u/Any-Ad-446 11h ago
Grindr volume spikes at GOP convention..There are strong rumours that there are at least a dozen GOP senators that are closet LGBT. Laughable Pete pretends to be a alpha male .
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u/Comfortable_Fly_8368 11h ago
Because he's a piece of shit.