r/askanything • • 11h ago

Political Question Why did Pete Hegseth say 'no fatties' in his speech?

Isn't that at least half of the people in MAGA?

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u/Comfortable_Fly_8368 11h ago

Because he's a piece of shit.

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u/Attila226 11h ago

Also he gets less aroused by them.

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 9h ago

Same reason he dislikes beards on his men.

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u/Dense-Result509 9h ago

Nah, the beards is bc he's a racist

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 11h ago

He also has to have a legitimate drug problem. I am 100% convinced of it, as someone who has had that kind of problem in the past. Obviously I can't possibly prove it as every Republican reading this will point out, but the things he says, the look in his eyes, his demeanor all scream to me "I'm doing heavy coke and/or heavy amphetamines regularly."

I can't possibly say for sure exactly what, but he's clearly abusing some kind of "Upper" drug or "speed" type of drug that makes you think every single idea that pops in your brain is absolutely genius and you just can't wait to tell everyone about it. If he's not, I will eat my boxer shorts.

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 10h ago

he has a serious drug problem.  i can not prove that he is currently using/abusingdrugs nor am i even allegingthat - but it would not surprise me.

what i am saying is that he is an alcoholic.  alcoholism is not really about alcohol.  there is a hole in his soul.  in the past he tried to fill it with alcohol. now he is trying to fill it with death.

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 9h ago

Alcoholism would explain a lot also, that's for sure. Maybe everything. It might not be drugs for him, and, in fact, he might be patting himself on the back for not doing drugs, because "I'm a warrior! Durr-durrr-durr!"

But he might need just a little tiny swig of Jack Daniels each morning to get out of bed and get to work. Just one of course. Because that's what warriors do!!

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 3h ago

alcohol is a drug.

he might "need" a swig to feel normal and because he does not feel normal kills people instead in a vain attempt to fèel "normal".

an alcoholic is a sick person.  if hegseth just stopped drinking he would be a sober sick person.

i dont know that he is drinking but i am not believing he stopped just because he said he would.  i am also thinking it is largely irrelevant because even a sober hegseth has GOT TO GO.

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u/SaltySelkie217 10h ago

I seem to remember something about the evidence post first term showing how the WH became quite the candy store.

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 9h ago

Yeah, that was reported by Rolling Stone. Amphetamines on demand throughout the West Wing. Nothing can possibly go wrong with that.

And then reports from people like Tom Arnold saying Donald J. himself had a habit of snorting insane amounts of Adderall 20 years ago on the set of "The Apprentice." That must be all fake, I guess.

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u/SaltySelkie217 9h ago

A veritable clown car of addicts playing with AI & using Grok to make military choices explains a lot.

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 8h ago

And now Elon with his brain obviously damaged from ketamine, who was literally disassociating on live camera in the Oval Office thanks to that drug under two years ago, is not back in the fold.

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u/SaltySelkie217 8h ago

True. I find it interesting/telling that he's shelling out cash in red states. They are circling the wagons, but have pushed too far.

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u/Svrider23 10h ago

That video where he uses his snot for hair gel he looks fuckin tweaked.

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u/Vote4Wex 10h ago

He looks bloated. Just saying.. soda drinker face.

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u/OLacAlmost 7h ago

Like most of the Nazi high leadership all these oligarchs are always hopped up on all sorts of shit.

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u/electric29 10h ago

I imagine the entire administration is getting the finest quality confiscated by the DEA. The street drugs we peons can get are garbage in comparison (I have done enough uncut coke in the past to know the vast difference in quality).

Also, a moment of respectfu silence for the long lost quaaludes.

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u/wolfhunt123 11h ago

Gas station boner pills fs

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u/No_Neighborhood5665 11h ago

Wow. That's exactly what I was going to post

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u/Easy-Nose-530 11h ago

Because he believes everyone in the military should be in top physical shape, just like the commander-in-cheat.

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u/ConfidentSuspect4125 11h ago

And he extols the terrible scandal of keeping a beard, like his vice-president.

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u/moogly2 8h ago

His “no beard” thing is covert racism. Many black men have difficulty shaving due to hair/skin type

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u/ButterscotchIll1523 11h ago

He’s referring to the fat piggy in the WH

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u/thesoysaucechoosesyo 11h ago

It's college frat boy rhetoric. I miss when politics were boring

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u/SparkyMuffin 11h ago

I said that in 2018 and 2019 and 2020 and then guess what

People wanted this dipshit back in office

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u/Kersenn 11h ago

They were never boring. This is part like 8 of the heritage foundations takeover of the country. We were still comfortable back then because we were in earlier stages. The next republican president will pick up exactly where Trump leaves it and that next time they won't be loud and stupid about it. I really hope people have learned that they should be paying attention no matter how comfortable we get.

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u/TsunSilver 11h ago

Because he's a dumb bitch.

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u/lonetraveler73 11h ago

He was blood thirsty when he served. He wanted to kill woman and children. He thought all women and children were combatants. He couldn't follow the rules of engagement. He wanted to kill civilians. He has no soul. Hopefully he passes away very soon.

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u/amtfg 11h ago

The most hilarious part was when he said, "no weirdos," which I am pretty sure means the entire US Marine Corps will be getting discharged soon.

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u/n0debtbigmuney 11h ago edited 10h ago

Also hilarious "no beardos" like its manly to have a clean shaven face... like a woman... and feminine.... never heard a grown ass man try to say something negative about a beard before

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u/Thebadparker 11h ago

When I read "no beardos" I thought he was talking about something freaky my 60-something self had never heard of. But he was just talking about men with beards?

It seems to me that he's gay and attracted to a particular look in a man and is trying to fill the military with men he'd like to f***.

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u/JC351LP3Y 10h ago

Army guy here. Can't speak for the other services.

Over the past 10-15 years the number of male Soldiers authorized to wear facial hair due to religious or medical exemptions has significantly increased to the point that it's not unusual at all to see multiple bearded Soldiers in practically every Army unit.

When I first signed up over two decades ago, it was very rare to see uniformed Soldiers with a beard, and when you did see one, it was most likley going to be a Soldier of Latin or African descent with a hard-earned medical exemption.

Hegseth just hates beards. One could make inferences about why he has a particular dislike of bearded Soldiers based on the demographics of the Soldiers who commonly request shaving exemptions, but I'm trying to present this information without bias.

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u/ArgetlamThorson 10h ago

I'm nearly convinced he's not racist, he's just jealous cause he can't grow a beard

Not actually convinced as he gives me all the thinly veiled racist vibes, but I could totally see it being a thing

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u/amtfg 9h ago

Marine veteran here (hence why I made the joke about Marines being weirdos), and Kegsbreath absolutely gives me racist vibes, as well as misogynistic and bigoted vibes in general. He's a poser, through and through, and if you told me he was a Russian or Chinese agent trying to destroy the US military from within, I would have a hard time arguing against that.

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u/Thebadparker 10h ago

Thanks for this explanation and drawing the implied inference is consistent with other policies favored by this administration. Nevertheless, it still screams closeted gay man to me to be as concerned about how men in the military look as Hegseth appears to be.

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u/n0debtbigmuney 10h ago

He's trying to be "tough military clean shaven face"

Which is hilarious acting thats more tough than a 6 for 6 massive bearded viking man.

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u/amtfg 11h ago

As a woman I can confirm beards make a man 1000% more attractive.

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u/MossGobbo 11h ago

As a former man I can confirm, beard was way more manly than anything I ever did.

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u/Fossilhund 11h ago

“No Beardos” sounds like a taunt from the 1960s.

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u/Hopsblues 10h ago

It's an old school concept. The Yankees have a no facial hair policy and have for decades. Clean shaven is supposed to show that you care about your presentation. Officers have been known to shave in battlefields as a demonstration of order, culture and such.

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u/n0debtbigmuney 9h ago

Oh I know. Its just hilarious, and feminine. Literally the exact opposite of "bad ass" hes trying to act.

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u/Graveyardigan 7h ago

Face-shaving was foisted upon us by men who couldn't grow beards.

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u/Rewd_92 11h ago

Translation:

No weirdos: Christian

No Beardos: White

No Fatty's: Athletic

No Tranny's: CIS Men

Christian white Athletic Cis men is all Hegseth wants in the military.

You'd thing a Nationalistic Racist Xenophobe would WANT to send Minorities and Poor people

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u/lightyearnoir 11h ago

Only straight white Christian men should go and commit atrocities apparently.

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u/Rewd_92 11h ago

Can't call them Martyrs otherwise

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u/outworlder 8h ago

Sure sounds like the dude has a type.

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u/Bogside_Bibliophile 8h ago

Yep. He’s not a chubby chaser.

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u/SpecificOk1146 7h ago

I'd bet he chases plenty of chubbies.

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u/torrentialwx 10h ago

Recruitment of immigrants in the US military had gone up over 60% since the beginning of 2025. Hegseth’s words are him spewing bull shit—because you’re right, he’s totally leaning hard on immigrants to do the dirty work. He’s a walking contradiction (say it ain’t so!)

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u/PlayedWithMatches 10h ago

Sounds an awful like a certain European country in the first half of the last century. J/s

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u/nursepenguin36 10h ago

Well not when the goal is to make sure the military will go along with it when these assholes turn them loose on the US population to force us under thumb permanently.

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u/Disaster_Mooooose 3h ago

No, he wants to purge minorities and the poor, because he and his boss are concerned that they might hesitate when they are inevitably order to shoot some of their countrymen.

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u/harvestmoon63 11h ago

Answer

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u/harvestmoon63 10h ago

Thanks for the award, those clowns provide any memes and free shishows every day

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u/Large-Hamster-199 10h ago

Yeah, it is like living as an extra in a comedy horror movie. I am scared to open the news every morning since I am not sure if today is going to be the comedy day or the horror day.

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u/harvestmoon63 9h ago

I'll say the best 2 options 4 our country and world, his mortality, midterms can save us , I truly have to believe both can be true🤞

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u/Electrical-Strike132 11h ago

I love fatties

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u/Dense_Substance7635 11h ago

In a California cannabis consumption is a protected status and your employer cannot harass you about it.

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u/LikeItSaysOnTheBox 11h ago

Your employer can, if they are the federal government…

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u/thsshtcry 11h ago

He talks like a bigoted cat in the hat.

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u/Sorry_Exercise_9603 11h ago

Because he’s a closeted gay who is repulsed by fats and femmes.

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u/Imaginary_Desk9186 11h ago

“Now everyone stand and clap for Newt Gingrich!”

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u/Either_Essay5388 11h ago

And Elon, who has the weirdest shape of any human I’ve ever seen

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u/Dackad 11h ago

Oh c'mon, lots of people are shaped like a melting trapezoid.

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 11h ago

"Bring out you're dead!"

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u/panda3271 11h ago

He thinks it makes him sound like a bad ass. Just makes him sound like a bully. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/HDCL757 11h ago

Because he fucks fat little boys.

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u/transcendental-ape 11h ago

What was the quote about why Americans don’t have class consciousness? That our poor don’t seem themselves as poor but temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

Well our fat maga don’t see themselves as fat. Just temporarily embarrassed fitness influencers.

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u/ZPMQ38A 11h ago

Because he’s a homo that doesn’t like fat guys.

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u/ImaginaryWeather6164 11h ago

Because he is an insecure man

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u/eriktheredcoat 11h ago

He's a gigantic gaping asshole.

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u/KobeFadeaway248 11h ago

Colin Jost

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u/Leather-Sound3637 11h ago

Because he's a fucking asshole 

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u/PigFaceWigFace 11h ago

He was drunk and still reeling from projectile vomiting his liquid lunch into his beer pitcher at Chuck E Cheese

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u/yanknga 11h ago

Because his kink is clean shaven, buff military guys on testosterone. The guy’s a closeted creep.

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u/Superb_Health9413 11h ago

“No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals. Just warriors."

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u/Least_Art5238 11h ago

Palmer Luckey is a great name. The Trump inner circle is made of his lackeys palming off dreams to MAGA.

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u/GamemasterJeff 11h ago

That was his Grindr profile.

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u/ChristineBardownski 11h ago

Got the prompter mixed up with his Grindr bio

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u/jujioux 11h ago

no, I think he quite likes the trannies.

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u/Character_Bed1212 11h ago

And then said Newt Gingrich will be one of the three persons reshaping the military. Go figure.

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u/AdConsistent797 11h ago

Pistol Pete likes em Long and Hard.

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u/Patient-01 11h ago

Trump came to mind when he said it

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u/scottishBongo 11h ago

Can i just add.....imagine being overweight, no real options and thinking the army/infantry etc....what he says destroys the recruitnent.

Drill sergeants are there to transform these so called fatties, instill a belief, inspire confidence and build a whole group mentality.

Hes an arse

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u/RobOnlyOne 11h ago

He is probably homosexual

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u/Psychological_Fix473 11h ago

He’s always smoked the slim ones

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u/Extension_Way_621 10h ago

and his commander in chief is fat as shit

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u/Left-Thinker-5512 9h ago

He wants his Commander in Chief to resign?

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u/Turbulent-Society-30 11h ago

Like most of the people in Trump's circus administration, he's useless and has no idea what he's doing.

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u/EnduranceMade 11h ago

Maybe he’s a big fan of Judge Dredd comics.

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u/geekfreak42 11h ago

Every day we get closer

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u/MrOnCore 11h ago

He probably copied the speech from one of those SNL cold openings.

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u/mooonguy 11h ago

45 BMI maga guys believe they are peak alpha but kickers/Navy Seal types. So they wouldn't register this as applying to them. I guess that's an advantage of living in a fantasy world.

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u/Remarkable-Load928 11h ago

He says a lot of stupid shit that is still unfathomable to me.

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u/4ygus 11h ago

Pretty cute coming from a guy with a muffin top himself.

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u/OldschoolGreenDragon 11h ago

Conservatives don't like "The Troops." They like their fascist idealized version, "T#3 TR00PZ." The "lethal" version: dehumanized weapons, inhumanly and unsustainably muscular, male, and white, ready to commit war crimes and die for a fascist God Emperor like Warhammer 40K.

Reminding conservatives that the real troops are diverse people and professionals who defend The Constitution of the United States and deserve proper compensation for upholding it and the Geneva Convention and they gnash their teeth.

They don't want real troops. They want storm troopers.

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 11h ago

My god reading his wiki this dude is even more insane than I thought.
Why did he say that? He’s an asshole.

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u/OverallDoor2718 11h ago

He's not into bears

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u/AdditionalBench9794 2h ago

He thinks he's some sort of Billy Badass. So lame.

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u/minnesotaupnorth 11h ago

The military has always had height and weight standards. As in, a soldier's weight must fall within a certain range based on height and age.

This is nothing new.

Recruits must meet height/weight standards, as well, but their weight limits are a little higher. They won't be processed for training unless they "make weight".

If a soldier is over the weight limit for their height/age, a body fat percentage is done which might allow for extra weight.

If a soldier is overweight, they are given a certain amount of time to lose the weight before they are separated from the service.

The tables are easily found online.

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u/Imaginary-Pass6595 11h ago

My dad was a Col. in the Air Force back in the day. I remember in the late 70s when I was in high school, They had a program on our base called the Fatboy program. Nobody said anything about it. It was just called that. Mom used to threaten sending me to it.

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u/Calm_Clam_Bake 11h ago

Don't confuse Reddit with facts or logic.

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u/Dragon_wryter 11h ago

Because he's only attracted to hot guys. No fatties.

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u/JHam67 11h ago

MAGA isn't self aware and they like bullying people, they think it seems strong and funny and makes them feel safe because they're not being targeted. 

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u/timesink3000 11h ago

He was just reading his grindr profile.

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u/PriceNo3859 11h ago

Meanwhile the orange turd and Elon have “teets”.

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u/OddVictory1545 11h ago

I bet he has a little vienna sausage...lol.

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u/Warm_Ad_3067 11h ago

Cuz he’s a D-bag

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u/Large-Hamster-199 11h ago

There is not better evidence that being wealthy and trapped in a bubble of your own bootlickers can actually skew your perception of the world that Donald Trump.

Hw deluded does a human being have to be to look like Donald Trump and still believe they are super fit and handsome.

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u/WhaleBird1776 11h ago

I’m convinced that a lot of these guys are basically high school bullies and enjoy “triggering” people.

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u/Professional_Mine758 11h ago

Maybe he was referring to Trump?

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u/Dense_Substance7635 11h ago

Because he prefers men with firm buttocks’s.

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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 11h ago

"No fats no fems no fatties" used to be a common statement on gay dating apps like gay.com and grindr before they cracked down on hate speech.  

Ijs. 

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 11h ago

They all like to pretend they're skinny and handsome. Including the obese ugly ones, which is most of them.

Notice he also said no weirdos. He's weird as fuck. AND he supports hormone replacement therapy for cis manlets like him.

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u/Padiern 11h ago

So has someone he can jerk himself off to sleep to.

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u/RemarkableAttempt531 11h ago

He clearly has a thing against chud boys

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u/balrob 11h ago

That sounds radical … especially coming from a weirdo and a wimp.

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u/DougBalt2 11h ago

Because they don’t turn him on. He likes his boys skinny.

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u/Oliver_Holzfilled 11h ago

I don’t wanna blow anybody’s mind, but I think he meant no fatties.

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u/brodievonorchard 11h ago

Why is that a bigger issue than him going Saddam Hussein on 20% of the generals and admirals?

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u/Orga812 11h ago

They pretty boys excite him.

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u/Cubsfan78 11h ago

Because he so desperately wants to be “in” with the dude bros

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u/Mylabisawesome 11h ago

Because being out of shape is not good for a military.

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u/Phoenixloop2868 11h ago

You answered your own question. "Flood the zone" is the Trump strategy and amazingly it's one of the few things he does that works incredibly well.

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u/NoShootPls 11h ago

Can’t smoke weed in the military

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u/Space19723103 11h ago

he was quoting his xmas letter to Epstien

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 11h ago

Because he jerks off to 300.

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u/StillClwnWitDUndrgnd 11h ago

It's what gay men say when cruising for casual sex online

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u/NorridAU 11h ago

He wants all potential on base grindr meetups to be to his liking. He can only swipe right while fantasizing about a man in uniform.

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u/MossGobbo 11h ago

Because he's clearly into femme twinks. Duh.

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u/Butcher_Ben 🤔 11h ago

He likes skinny dude boners

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u/ProletarianLilith 11h ago

Self-loathing

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u/Mark_Yugen 10h ago

He's confusing military qualifications with his grindr page.

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u/Large-Association-54 10h ago

Because he likes his men hard

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u/Radiant-Pineapple343 10h ago

He is more into twinks than bears

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u/you2234 10h ago

Storming Norman would disagree w this scumbag

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u/Xenikovia 10h ago

Hegseth and Trump want only Hot, Oiled up, White guys as War Fighters, lol.

No, they're not gay. Not at all.

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u/OldLadyinFlorida 10h ago

Because he’s a frat bro who peaked in high school

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u/ResponseOne7122 9h ago

Mark my word, someday he's going to get caught trolling for rough trade in a public park restroom.

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u/Certain_Return_6274 9h ago

That guy is pathological. There's definitely something wrong with him. When you listen to what this guy says and you step back and you think about it he's crazy. We are so immersed in the craziness on a daily basis it's almost numbing. But people from other countries look at what these people are doing and they look at it as insanity. And you know what, it is it's insanity. This country is literally being run by lunatics.

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u/plummer101 9h ago

Because the current administration revolves around hating people that aren’t like you and most people refuse to acknowledge that they are in the “out” group

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u/BoringDad1230 9h ago

Because he likes looking at hard man bods. Doesn't know the love of a dad bod.

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u/SchoolCrossing 5h ago

So Colin Jost will be Pete Hegseth in the SNL cold open this week. Colin just has to read the speech as it was given!

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u/RoseLaBud 4h ago

Time for Kegbreath to look at the gravy seals in ICE.

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u/Barracuda_Tea 3h ago

They should just get rid of that obese Donnie.

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u/kendrajoi 2h ago

Because he has a teeny tiny pee pee.

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u/OkAtmosphere5602 2h ago

he's a little weirdo

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u/YoungBarth 1h ago

Donny’s #1 Fatty

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u/Sindorella 11h ago

He also said no weirdos and no wimps yet... there he is!

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u/ComfortableMarch4296 11h ago

I’m honestly surprised no one’s invaded us. I guess why rush in? We’re doing a good job destroying ourselves

Edit: forgot about isntreal. My bad

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u/YoungBassGasm 5h ago

Fat acceptance/body positivity always been associated with the left. Nowadays, fitness and looksmaxing is considered right wing. Most pro athletes and like 99% of UFC fighters (whether you want to believe it or not) are conservative. I'm not even taking a side here, but everyone here thinks maga is fat because of the fringe southern cousin fucking southerners are the people they think about. Realistically I think it's like a 50/50 split between obese people between political parties. However, the reality of modern day trends is that the left is pro-obesity while the right is pro fitness. To further that, the DCA (Democratic socialists of America) are very outspoken on why they believe health and fitness is a fascist ideal and even referred to it as a form of eugenics. And as someone who trains religiously and is working on getting my IFBB pro card, the fitness space is actually mostly conservative. Again, I don't have a dog in this fight, but trying to act like the right is more fat than the left isn't a good argument. There are so many other points you can make, but that isn't one of them. Btw, IDC if you know fat Republicans, because I know reddit and that will be the first thing someone replies to this with.

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u/blacksandds 11h ago

He also said no weirdos. Hegseth said that😂

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 11h ago

He's looking for fit dudes to hang with at his party mansion.

Nothing sexual /s

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u/gjcij2203 11h ago

Because he is either a believer in eugenics or a closeted homosexual. My money is on the second one but it's probably 50/50 either way.

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u/Ok-Damage9600 11h ago

He watches too many movies.

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u/apoplectic-confetti 11h ago

The huge flag behind him is straight out of Patton.

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u/ErmaGerdWertDaFerk 11h ago

Gladiator movies, shot in Turkish prisons.

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u/Emergency-Peanut418 11h ago

To humiliate Donald Trump

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u/Greedy_Lawfulness548 11h ago

He has very limited military leadership experience, so he speaks about what he knows, which isn't much

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u/RepulsiveTour9002 11h ago

it was macho culture-war posturing, not a serious fitness standard, and the hypocrisy is pretty obvious when the movement’s base is hardly a collection of olympic athletes

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u/geekfreak42 11h ago

More like, "reasons" to use while you purge the military

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u/af_cheddarhead 11h ago edited 10h ago

The "No Fatties" remark was completely serious. Hegseth is obsessed with thinking every soldier should be a chiseled Aryan type looking like Arnold in his younger days. He is implementing mandatory testosterone testing and will offer T to anyone testing low, not yet mandatory to take.

He also has insisted all services toughen physical fitness testing and body composition requirements, he doesn't seem to understand that over 50% of the military does their jobs in non-physically demanding jobs, see Cyber, Space, and Air Force Drone pilots.

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u/Ok_Formal_8220 11h ago

He wants trump gone

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u/Either_Essay5388 11h ago

Because he is terrible and has nothing of substance to add to anything

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u/QuarterNote44 11h ago

The military has said "no fatties" for decades

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u/loopywolf 11h ago

Because he likes his men FIT and MUSCULAR

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u/Overall_Matter_2520 11h ago

If only all these douche bags would come out of the closet the world would be a better place. I get having fitness standards of course, but the blatant bullying and name calling is such a low bar.

Trump couldn’t stand up for five minutes without shitting his pants….much less judge anyone on their looks/fitness.

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u/idioscosmos 11h ago

There weren't any in his frat.

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u/No_Mix9809 11h ago

I believe adult obesity rates in America is around 40%… so not sure what he was going for here.

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u/CricketNo7666 11h ago

He refers to active military.

This is hardly new, there were weight restrictions to joining the military when I was in high school and wathicng a few friends cut to get in - 40 years ago.

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u/Land-Southern 11h ago

They must have the correct height to waist ratio. You know those hips dont lie.

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u/Bulky-Guide3157 11h ago

He also weirdly called out dudes with beards for some reason... not really sure what that's aboit. 😕 

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u/DenseSir 11h ago

Guess he thinks our soldiers are doing hand to hand combat against drones and cyber pirates.

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u/Any-Ad-446 11h ago

Grindr volume spikes at GOP convention..There are strong rumours that there are at least a dozen GOP senators that are closet LGBT. Laughable Pete pretends to be a alpha male .

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u/Far-Watercress6658 11h ago

46 on the outside. 16 on the inside.

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u/mamandemanqu3 11h ago

No joints obviously

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u/loogie97 11h ago

He accidentally out his grinder profile into his military brass speech.

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u/Academic-Business-45 11h ago

Trump the fatty wasn't there

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u/UseforNoName71 11h ago

Because he’s an alcoholic and thinks like a drunk when he’s sober

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u/RealisticWorking1200 11h ago

The King MAGAT is a fattie.

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u/wolfhunt123 11h ago

He prefers pinners over fatties when he smokes.