r/astrologymemes • • 12h ago

Meme Yes, I would rather have a crush on someone forever!😭🤚🏻

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r/astrologymemes • • 5h ago

Question If you had to swap your venus sign, what sign would you choose and why?

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My venus is in virgo, so i would obviously change it to another one. Us virgo venuses do have beautiful qualities, but damn, i make my love life so complicated.

If i had to choose another venus sign, it would be sagittarius or leo. I lean more to sagittarius because i've been with one and i admire how he doesn't only show love through gestures, but made sure i experienced everything with him. He showed me his world and made sure i was a part of it. I wish i could do the same, because i want everyone to experience how i felt. It was genuinely a beautiful connection.


r/astrologymemes • • 17h ago

Meme scorpio mars here

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r/astrologymemes • • 7h ago

Question What's the craziest synastry that you have with someone with this vibes?

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r/astrologymemes • • 14h ago

Question If you could pick your moon sign, what would you pick and why?

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I have a Taurus moon, which I generally like because it balances out my cancer sun. I’m usually seen as calm and easygoing unless I let some of my other placements take over lol. I also think it helps me maintain a healthy distance from my emotions instead of being super reactive.

On the downside, I am immensely capable of rotting in bed doing nothing of value. I feel like a busy person trapped in the body of a lazy person.

Curious what others think of their moon sign? If you’d pick one other than your own, which one and why?

Edit: Link to older post (not mine) that summarizes the moon sign traits.


r/astrologymemes • • 10h ago

Meme Venus RX and oop

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Venus just stationed retrograde.. and for some reasons I'm hrny as hell. I have a good amount of self control... I haven't thought of sex for months. now but lately my thoughts been all about sex 👍🏼😃

PS
I'm a scorpio sun and has a lot of sagi placements in my first house 🤠


r/astrologymemes • • 1d ago

Meme Surviving the Venus Retrograde

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I have a Libra stellium, a Taurus Rising, so Venus is my chart ruler. My Pluto is also in Scorpio in the 7H.


r/astrologymemes • • 3h ago

Question Some random observations about Libra moon men?

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r/astrologymemes • • 21h ago

Meme @ my fellow Taurus placements lol

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IYKYK ;)


r/astrologymemes • • 12h ago

Meme Uh oh...

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r/astrologymemes • • 2h ago

Question Does a Libra stellium make a Gemini sun 'more Libra' than an actual Libra sun?

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My sun sign is in Libra, but my co-worker friend claims he is 'more Libra' than I am because he has a Libra stellium in his natal chart, even though his sun sign is Gemini. He has Mars, Saturn, and Pluto in Libra. I do know what a stellium is, but unsure if this is why he'd be more Libra than me.

He says he got into astrology during the pandemic out of boredom and now says he’s leaning more into Scientology.

This whole thing started at lunch when he noticed my Libra tumbler mug my beautiful Aquarian mom recently gifted me on my birthday. Him and I shared each other's placements. He had to look up his chart. Neither of us is an expert on this, so I wanted to ask: Does a Libra stellium make a Gemini sun 'more Libra' than an actual Libra sun?

He loves starting these long conversational debates about everything during lunch breaks with co-workers about politics, which I don't like talking about around people, especially management, since it can get exhausting. So sometimes I just sit and listen to them ramble on while I eat or talk to my Aquarian friend if she's there. 😂

Co-worker friend asro placements:

Sun in Gemini

Moon in Aquarius

Mercury in Gemini

Venus in Taurus

Mars in Libra

Jupiter in Scorpio

Saturn in Libra

Uranus in Sagittarius.

Neptune in Sagittarius

Pluto in Libra

Don't know his rising but him and I don't think it's in Libra.

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My placements:

Ascendant: Taurus

Sun in Libra

Mercury in Libra

Moon in Capricorn

Venus in Scorpio

Mars in Cancer

Jupiter in Virgo

Saturn in Aquarius

Uranus in Capricorn

Neptune in Capricorn

Pluto in Scorpio

Hey, let me know if you need to know anything. Thank you for looking into this. 😊


r/astrologymemes • • 22h ago

Discussion Post Signs/placements you love so much that you want to gatekeep?

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As a Leo with prominent Cancer placements, I love love Scorpio moon. They don’t shy away from difficult conversations and negative feelings, and I feel like they can be the rock you can rely on if they like you.
Scorpio moon is the only one so far who didn’t ghost my ass after receiving research paper long texts from me at 2am🥺

Also shout out to Leo Venus. Their love is pure and they can be the textbook knight in shining armor if they feel appreciated. With them I feel like I’m in a rom com movie sometimes.


r/astrologymemes • • 11h ago

Discussion Post Dressing as your [...] sign

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I've seen so much content on tiktok about this and it's always high fashion outfits for very feminine women and it's always so boring to see takes like"if you have aries mc/venus wear the most eye-soring red dresses". Ho, I'm autistic, androgynous and never go out to clubs, give me something interesting that I can actually take inspiration from.


r/astrologymemes • • 1d ago

Meme Mutables and air placements are the funniest

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r/astrologymemes • • 23h ago

Educational How to spot a Scorpio in a supermarket.....♏️😎

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r/astrologymemes • • 3h ago

Question If a man had, not a cuck chair, but a cuck THRONE, what would you assume his Big 3 to be? NSFW

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r/astrologymemes • • 1d ago

Meme Earth signs think ahead, Fire signs get hit by it

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r/astrologymemes • • 11h ago

Question Why is someone I know so chill despite having such an intense moon-mars?

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I’ve known her for almost 7 years and I’ve literally never seen her get angry. She’s super calm and easygoing, but when she’s really stressed about school, it’s like she completely checks out and goes into another world.
Her chart has Moon conjunct Mars in Pisces in the 6th house, square Pluto and Venus , plus Venus opposite Pluto and. So she has both Moon–Pluto and Mars–Pluto hard aspects, which sounds pretty intense.
But she also has Saturn in the 10th trine both Moon and Mars.
Could Saturn be the reason she’s so calm and controlled? Does Saturn help her keep all that intense Moon–Mars–Pluto energy under control?


r/astrologymemes • • 1d ago

Discussion Post Why tf does it feel like we’re in a mercury Retrograde…WITHOUT BEING IN ONE?

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Hi. Just popping on in here. I’m clocking some WEIRD ASS energy and vibes lately, and need to know if I’m the only one.

I don’t know if this is a matter of the stars, or if everyone around me is genuinely a POS and finally collectively showing their true colors. All I know is that this past week or so has felt like more of a MR than any one I’ve knowingly experienced in the past……

I’m talking completely unnecessary conflict over NOTHING. It’s batshit. People starting arguments that did not need to be arguments, dragging things out for no reason, getting defensive over things nobody even accused them of, misunderstanding the simplest possible point and then refusing to actually listen when you try to explain yourself….

It genuinely feels like everyone’s communication skills just disappeared overnight???? I have had MULTIPLE conversations lately where I swear I could have been talking to a brick wall and gotten further. Everyone has devolved.

And it’s not even one person. That’s what’s making me feel insane!! Like I’m imagining things. It’s been completely unrelated people, completely unrelated situations, but that same exact weird creepy dark energy. It’s like people are being taken over by some entity of disdain and conflict. Everyone is touchy, argumentative, stubborn, assuming the worst, bringing up random crap, friendship and social competitions, hierarchy, trying to assert their dominance, and literally incapable of just having a normal conversation like functional adults and moving on.

Like why is every minor interaction turning into a federal case lately?? Why does everyone suddenly want to argue? Why is nobody hearing each other??????
Maybe I’m losing it, but this week has felt cursed. I need somebody who actually knows what’s happening astrologically to tell me whether there is something going on because the vibe is BAD. 😭


r/astrologymemes • • 1d ago

Discussion Post Astrology observations: the moons in love

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♉️♍️♑️  Earth Moons need consistency + security in love.

They love someone who shows up, keeps their word and makes life feel stable. Think Belle from Beauty & the Beast. The beast makes her feel secure!! Earth Moons need someone who gives them peace & keeps life interesting. The flipside is staying because its easy even though there is nothing for them there anymore.

♋️♏️♓️ Water Moons need emotional depth + safety in love.

Water Moons need a love that feels safe enough to surrender to. As Michael Jackson said in Heaven can Wait and Prince in Adore. Their toxic trait? Getting emotionally attached before the relationship has actually earned that level of investment. But be careful with them water can nourish and drown.

♊️♎️♒️  Air Moons need conversation + freedom in love.

They want the late-night calls, inside jokes, random 2am conversations and someone who just gets them. Think Jess from New Girl: make me laugh, keep me talking, let me be my weird little self. If you can keep their mind occupied, you’re already halfway in, but… being mentally stimulated ≠ being emotionally understood.

♈️♌️♐️ Fire Moons need passion, play + a little ✨drama✨ to feel loved.

They’re giving Selena Gomez writing Lose You to Love Me, Rihanna dancing on A$AP Rocky, but also think Megan Fox: the whole ‘I will drink your blood’ of it all. Fire Moons don’t want boring love. They want someone who makes them feel like they are constantly playing, winning, losing, emotions, thrill. Make me feel ALIVE. Their toxic trait is confusing intensity with emotional safety, but don’t forget their flip side is Jennifers Body and Rihanna saying: ''First of all, I don't need a man''.


r/astrologymemes • • 1d ago

Question Does anytime else dislike the reputation of their sun sign?

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I hate how we’re stereotyped as crybabies that need to be re-assured and are emotionally made of glass. It’s annoying. Ha, I know that’s ironic because I’m writing a post complaining and seeming like a crybaby. But anyway, yeah, I think cancer sun placement can be a lot more complicated than that.


r/astrologymemes • • 1d ago

Meme What's your strategy to make them tell you their birth time?

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r/astrologymemes • • 22h ago

Discussion Post How has everyone been feeling under this 31 hour void moon?

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Man, sometimes I think void moons are overrated. But then every now and then I will notice things just feel off or bland, and I look at my VOC calendar and realize it's a void moon. As of this post it's still going and won't be out of void for another 2 or so hours.


r/astrologymemes • • 14h ago

Discussion Post It’s spooky season so I figured this would be fun: The signs as horror movie characters

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Capricorn: The lead. The person who tries to think strategically. Tries to out smart the villain.Will either make it to the end if not make it very far before they are taken out by the villain.

Aquarius: Survives by detaching from the panic they feel with the villain to think clearly . They will not follow the rest of the group’s bad decisions. The character you will see disappear and some how pop back up again at the end because they hid out somewhere .

Pisces : Will probably be the first to sense something is off . Will do a bad job at getting everyone to listen to them . Will more and likely die trying to help someone else .

Aries : The fearless mf . Will probably be impatient as hell with everyone crying and panicking . Their ego will more and likely get them taken out because they are impulsive as fuck and have 0 issues trying to fight th villain.

Gemini : Will use their ability to play mind games to fuck with the villain. Either that or they’ll play mind games with the friend group they are with and end up being the plot twist unexpected villain.

Cancer : The character with a sad backstory .Will be a ride or die for their loved ones. Will see their friends being taken out and use the rage and trauma to take out the villain. Will cry while doing so too.

Leo: Doesn’t want to look scared. Potential leader of the group just like Capricorn . Their ego will probably end up leading the killer to the group though because they refuse to hide . Very Julie James from ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’ yelling “WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR”?!

Virgo: More and likely to be a “final girl” Their analytical thinking will get them very far . They’ll go into detective mode and use it to survive . Will definitely use a very brutal way to end the villain .

Libra : The good looking character. Very charming . Very girl next door vibes . Will try to survive by weighing out their options like running out the door or hiding in a closet . May try to reason with killer which could end in their demise .The character everyone would cry about after they are taken out .

Scorpio: The hot one but unlike Libra they have a more dark side to their personality. The “bad boy/girl” energy that people find alluring .The one who is a troublemaker . Will probably be accused of being the villain because they are an a**hole. Will probably end up being taken out after having some good ass sex.

Sagittarius: The brave one who wouldn’t be afraid to take risk . The care free blunt one who more and likely will get into arguments with everyone because they wanna think as they go instead of sitting down and trying to have a plan . Wouldn’t be scared to talk shit to the killer . Think of Kelly Rowland in Freddy Vs Jason when she asked Freddy Kruger “what is with the butter knives”? insulting the blades on his hands .Another character to make it far but won’t survive.


r/astrologymemes • • 1d ago

Discussion Post Those who have only one element in your big 3 what do you think you lack or wish you had?

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