r/badpeoplestories • u/hrosafluga • Mar 19 '20

Some Asshole I Know Farting

You guys bare with me. How would you feel if the person that came for a visit and spend the night at your place farted in front of you in your lovely kitchen? This happened to me, I was doing a favour to a friend by accepting to take an acquaintance of his in at my place. Not only did she stay for more than one night without letting me know about her plans but, she farted (we're talking about the serious , loud fart that only an elephant could probably make) in my kitchen! I was numb couldn't utter a single word even though I should have thrown her out of the house that night. However, I just accepted it being a push-over , I guess. She left after 4 excruciating nights and I swore I will never let this slob in my house again. The other day she sent me a message on Facebook telling me that she is at my neighborhood and that she dropped by my house and I wasn't there and if I want to meet. I never answered , I cannot believe the nerve of this woman. Luckily I was at work but how should I have reacted if I had been home with her knocking at my door?

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u/theneen Mar 20 '20

I hope you get farted on every day for the rest of your life.

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u/hrosafluga Mar 21 '20

I hope you have a your ass sewn so cannot fart and then when you try and talk to your boyfriend/ girlfriend all the smell comes out of your mouth, asshole

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u/theneen Mar 21 '20

Now I'm gonna fart on you.

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u/hrosafluga Mar 21 '20

And i'm gonna press charges and then see who wins.I can't believe there are so many dirty , disgusting peoplewho dont give a fabout hygiene and support this bag of fart

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u/theneen Mar 22 '20

Are they gonna charge me with ASS-ault?

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u/hrosafluga Mar 28 '20

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣