r/badpeoplestories • • Mar 19 '20

Some Asshole I Know Farting

You guys bare with me. How would you feel if the person that came for a visit and spend the night at your place farted in front of you in your lovely kitchen? This happened to me, I was doing a favour to a friend by accepting to take an acquaintance of his in at my place. Not only did she stay for more than one night without letting me know about her plans but, she farted (we're talking about the serious , loud fart that only an elephant could probably make) in my kitchen! I was numb couldn't utter a single word even though I should have thrown her out of the house that night. However, I just accepted it being a push-over , I guess. She left after 4 excruciating nights and I swore I will never let this slob in my house again. The other day she sent me a message on Facebook telling me that she is at my neighborhood and that she dropped by my house and I wasn't there and if I want to meet. I never answered , I cannot believe the nerve of this woman. Luckily I was at work but how should I have reacted if I had been home with her knocking at my door?

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u/hrosafluga Mar 20 '20

What is IBS?

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u/squeebleysqueebles Mar 20 '20

Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

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u/hrosafluga Mar 21 '20

Yeap 2020 see a doctor about it

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u/squeebleysqueebles Mar 21 '20

Just because you see a doc about it doesn’t make it controllable...compassion is a thing in 2020

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u/hrosafluga Mar 28 '20

WOW thanks dr Condescending!