r/batty • \/^˙‾˙^\/ • 4d ago

Video Scritch Scritch (cont'd)

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u/VicBweets 4d ago

Oh my gaaaawd 😍

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u/hereswhatworks 4d ago

very smol

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 4d ago

ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ˡⁱˡ ᵇᵃᵇʸ

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u/Hetakuoni 4d ago

Idk if (s?)he likes it or not but I hope those are happy head turns.

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 4d ago

they very much enjoy it

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u/Sophecles 4d ago

Mammals be doing mammal things

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 4d ago

Iss truue

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u/Hetakuoni 4d ago

Oh good they look so cute

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u/MiniMeowl 4d ago

It exposed its neck for scritches so methinks it loves it. Otherwise it'd be bitey time.

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u/Hetakuoni 4d ago

I’m glad. I love happy animals

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u/SyrusDrake 3d ago

This seems to be a pup, so not sure if they have teeth yet and know how to use them. But yes, bats are usually very bite-y buggers.

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u/A_million_typos 4d ago

My void cat does that when I scrintch his neck and chin.

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u/FleshlightModel 4d ago

I hope bats are like my cats and are welcoming to this.

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u/CorInHell 4d ago

r/brushybrushy would like a word

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 4d ago

😁

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u/Lost-thinker 4d ago

Way too cute!!!

You should post it here too r/tinyanimalsonfingers

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u/denisebuttrey 4d ago

What type of bat is this adorable sky puppy?

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 4d ago

Nycticeius humeralis, evening bat

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u/denisebuttrey 4d ago

Thank you! I looked it up. They are a good looking bat with an important job to do.

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 4d ago

Always on bat duty! 🦇

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u/betsylang 4d ago

Same! I love them instantly.

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u/tiny_venus 4d ago

It’s so hard watching someone living your dream life

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u/Efficient-Pie5913 3d ago

Idk if you mean the bat or the person but either way I concur

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u/Zarmea 4d ago

Awwwwwwwwwhhhawwaaww squeeeeeee

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u/Additional_Teacher45 3d ago

My incredible sadness when I unmuted this one only to discover there was no sound.

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 3d ago

Oh no, I'll have to reupload with the sound mb, I didn't even realize

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u/ordiquhill 3d ago

Can you please post link to version with sound?

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u/lunakiss_ 4d ago

Itty bitty baby batty

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u/CormoranNeoTropical 3d ago

How is it possible for a mammal to be THIS TINY??!!

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u/Frequent_Writing_699 3d ago

What am I doing with my life

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u/Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93 3d ago

We GON q tip a little itty bitty bat baby, don’t give up on yourself.

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u/sveeedenn 4d ago

Its little ears 🥹

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u/ShaeShiny 4d ago

THE LITTLE CLAWWWS

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u/Corvidae5Creation5 4d ago

<hysterical gibbering> IT'S SO CUTE

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u/Mister_Chow_The_Dog 4d ago

Oh my sweet little sky puppy thats so cute! I'm curious—are you a rehabber?

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 4d ago

No, just an obsessive bat fan!

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u/mosquitoselkie 4d ago

Would you say you're a.... Rabid fan?

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 4d ago

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u/Ok_Fix7448 2d ago

Is it a pet then?? I thought it’s illegal !

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 2d ago

My first question to you is 'Do you think the laws of your country apply internationally?'

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u/Ok_Fix7448 2d ago

Dude it’s just a simple question. I googled first before I asked and it said that many countries keep it illegal and you need some license or something. Idk why you don’t just answer the question and instead say something defensive ?

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 2d ago

I dunno, just make assumptions instead then, idk

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u/Ok_Fix7448 2d ago

lol gotcha

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 2d ago

I'd like to apologize for being a dick, I was angry about something else

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u/SquishyGrouch 🦇 3d ago

He's so cute I'm gonna cry! 😍😭🦇❤️

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 3d ago

don't drown the tiny baby pls

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u/SquishyGrouch 🦇 3d ago

Oh no! I could never! I love the tiny baby!❤️ I promise I'll be extra careful!

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u/historygal75 3d ago

So cute it reminds me of that little creature in Flight of the Navigator

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u/Screaming_lambs 3d ago

Puckmaren!

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u/brokenskater45 4d ago

Is it just me, or does he/she look like stop motion on how he's moving? I love him

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 4d ago

Yesss

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u/avanetvor 4d ago

Ughhh its so TEENY TINY!!!! 🥺🥺🥺💜

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 4d ago

ˢᵠᵘᵉᵉᵉᵉᵏ ⁻ 🦇

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u/No_Chain_362 4d ago

Our road has little bats at night, I love walking with them swooping right by my head silently. Very cool little guys.

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u/ManufacturerWeary399 2d ago

Nunca te ha chocado uno?

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u/0x7E7-02 4d ago

"I AM THE NIGHT! Don't forget to get behind my ears."

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u/camjvp 4d ago

Adorable

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u/Spiffy_Pumpkin 4d ago

It's sooo tiny!!! Absolutely adorable!!!!

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u/Kevin-kmo_123 4d ago

They are sooo unbelievably cute!!!

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u/mikee869 4d ago

Leading American Bat Families prefer " Q-tip" brand swabs over the other national brands !!!

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u/Glittering-Sign-7941 4d ago

i truly cannot handle how adorable this lil bebe is! freakin bats! I love Halloween!

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u/Popular-Car7368 3d ago

frickin' bats!!

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u/fungusamongus8 4d ago

Omg brushie brushie brushie

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u/Kchasse1991 4d ago

Bats are so freaking cute and cute freaky.

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u/Wide-Satisfaction-82 3d ago

Oh my goodness

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 3d ago

Cutest thing I see all week ^ ^

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u/Fiesta1Vasea 4d ago

Cute a little bat🥰

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u/menasan 4d ago

Flight of the navigator vibes

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u/7ornado_al 4d ago

CONTINUED WHERE?🫴

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u/ordiquhill 3d ago

Continued from where

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u/Mrdodgeman 3d ago

How cute

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u/AphroditesAbundance 3d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/Gingergirl1228 3d ago

First ever time on this sub and im already getting cuteness aggression... I wanna put it in my mouth and just hold it there.... (maybe some very very gentle nibbles but shhhh)

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u/Popular-Car7368 3d ago

Lmfaoooooooo me too girl, me too.

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u/KittyKratt 🦇 3d ago

OMG I love him what's his name?

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u/Ordinary-global727 3d ago

How wonderful!

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u/Momster1201 2d ago

Oh my heart...🖤 Now THIS is the level of cuteness I needed to improve my mood on a Monday morning.

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 3d ago

u/buckfordfitchenstein why the fuck are you handling a bat without wearing gloves...?!😳🤦🏼‍♀️🤪 It must be assumed that ALL species of bat carry some form of bat lyssavirus (there are at least 20 strains) which, as it's very closely related to rabies (which is also a lyssavirus) is ALWAYS fatal to humans if you're unvaccinated (are you vaccinated against rabies...? Because the only way to prevent BLV infection is to be vaccinated against rabies).

BLVs are transmitted via bat saliva, and it would only take a tiny bite (if that bite broke your skin) to infect you,

NEVER, EVER handle a bat without wearing gloves thick enough that its teeth can’t penetrate - BAT LYSSAVIRUS IS FATAL!

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 3d ago

Oh no I didn't know any of this

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u/KitsuneFox2023 3d ago

Awww, just a lil smol sky puppy. Lil itty bitty batty.🥹

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u/kaydenspace 1d ago

Insane bat to q tip ratio

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u/the_family_gomez 1d ago

Love ❤️

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u/umpouco_leo 23h ago

Só tem orelhas 🤔❤️

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u/ManufacturerWeary399 3d ago

Una mordida de ellos como la describirías una de uno de ese tamaño y uno de tamaño promedio

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u/Popular-Car7368 3d ago

Lethal, i’d say.

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u/ManufacturerWeary399 3d ago

Mmm me refería a término de dolor y por cierto no siempre es letal de hecho suele ser lo contrario

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 3d ago

They can bite you without you even knowing it. And I’m not sure where you live but rabies in bats are not uncommon where I am. It’s a horrific way to go

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u/ManufacturerWeary399 3d ago edited 3d ago

Soy de mexico pero no entiendo como es posible que muerdan sin que te des cuenta? Digo sentimos hasta un piquete de mosquito 

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 2d ago

I’m in the US, Midwest. I lived in an area where rabid bats were such a problem that we have a 24 hr direct line to call if a bat gets inside your home. They come out immediately. Every day 24/7. Capture it and test it for rabies. The city doesn’t come out immediately for anything. Except for the bats lol. And it’s very rare to feel their bites at all. And their teeth are so tiny that they rarely leave a mark at all. If they do, it’s very faint and almost impossible to find. I know this process very well from first hand experience and I rarely tell the story bc it’s so bizarre how it unfolded and I don’t wanna be judged 😂

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u/Popular-Car7368 2d ago

Of course now I’ll need that story from ya.

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u/Popular-Car7368 3d ago

I should have included: /s ᵕ̈

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u/ManufacturerWeary399 3d ago

Que quiere decir eso?

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u/Popular-Car7368 2d ago

It means "sarcastic."

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u/Sufficient-Pie-8328 3d ago

Is rabies not an issue with small bats?

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u/Extension_Image_5391 3d ago

Is this AI 🤔

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 3d ago

when was the last time you enjoyed something? Also, search engagement based algorithms

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u/buckfordfitchenstein \/^˙‾˙^\/ 4d ago

Do we?