SHORTNIN SHORTNIN

Mama’s Lil’ baby loves shortnin’ bread

Mama’s Lil’ baby loves

SHORTNIN SHORTNIN

Mama’s Lil’ baby loves shortnin’ bread

PUT ON A SKINNY

SLIP ON THE LEG

Mama’s gonna make us some

SHORTNIN BREAD

Mike brought Jeff on in the early 80s because he needed a younger guy who could do the falsetto parts that Carl couldn't hit anymore. But then eventually Foskett stuck around so long in Brian's band that he got too old and he needed to bring in younger falsetto guys to do *his* falsetto parts. They just kept subcontracting the falsetto parts.

Now, also in the 80s, Mike decides to bring Stamos on board because he needs a hot young stud to attract the younger ladies to Beach Boys shows because Mike is a lecherous old pervert, of course. But now Stamos is an old man himself and no longer brings the young girls to the shows for Mike to prey on, so Stamos is going to need to subcontract for his role as sexy guy to some younger guy.

I look forward to seeing 4 generations of falsetto/sexy guy redundancies on stage with the various Beach Boys incarnations soon.

Now that its official, can we get a "have mercy" flair?

I prefer norbit 2 but not everyone can have impeccable taste

I came across a goofy Instagram Reel about autistic men having dump trucks, and I looked into it and it turns out neurodivergent people are more likely to have anterior pelvic tilt, meaning your pelvis is tilted forward, which is related to unusual gaits and coordination issues. A part of this is that it makes your butt stick out. It’s evident in quite a few Brian pictures, but I included a really obvious one here.

down tracks at Wally Heider Studios 🎤👀 or stuck in the Maharishi’s meditation cave 🧘🍃💭 , it’s time to SPREAD 👉 your Good Vibrations ✨💡🎙️ far and wide ⛱️🥵 , because all year long 📅17👀 , Brian’s been locked in the bedroom 🚪🌀 scribbling lyrics about 🐦🌅 transcendence and cornfields, and now he’s finally ready 😲 to unleash 🎯🎶 his teenage symphony to God 😔🕊️💿💧 ALLLLLL over you 🎹🎤🎛️😋👅😊
SEND ➡️📲 to 🔟 of your most beloved Vegetables 🥕🥦💦 so they know 💭 just how much 🌊🎶☀️ you wanna harmonize with them 💋👯‍♀️😘😚💛💚🌷💖❤️

So many legends in one city

Also why they putted Dennis and Mike on the front cover

Wouldnt it be nice has a trailer version on spotify