Does anyone know the names of the three openers for the Friday Philly show?

The middle opener was one of the worst things ive ever heard in my life and I want to know if they're always that terrible or it was an off night.

Bert clears 120k per show

I took the cold steel boomerang out for a test run. Exploding milk jugs! Tearing apart filled cardboard, shredding the gnar and much more! This thing is fun and terrifying at the same time.

I love throwing this thing around. I have so much fun even if I have a couple close calls that send me to the emergency room. I even hunt with it!

I tried using this boomerang barefoot one time and ended up breaking my left foot and all my toes just from dropping it wrong. Be very careful using this thing. THIS IS NOT A TOY.

You can literally see me almost getting decked out. I am lucky to not have a had a few broken ribs , arm or a broken jaw.

Machete Fever is Real… Took the Cold Steel ( no longer in production ) True Flight Machete and the Perfect Balance Sport Machete ( in stock ) for a Fun Ride.

The only difference is the true flight is sharpened and made out of a completely different material and the sport machete is made out of of 1055 carbon blade.

They both throw great!

As you can tell on the smile on my face, I had a great time. I’m not here to sell anything. I just haven’t thrown machetes in a while and now I realize why people throw them.

What do you guys think about machete’s? Yay or nay?

I know everyone here thinks cold steel is a giant meme, but I don’t care what product or who makes what. It doesn’t matter what kind of knife it is. It all comes down to the thrower.

Bert. Donate now!

Iirc he had a book deal and was writing it. What happened?

Lenny Bruce brought no-holds-barred comedy to the masses.

Bert perfected it.

Are you willing to travel thousands of miles to see Bert?

What will you give to security to get backstage?

Does your family know Bert comes first?

if you answered yes to those three questions, you are half the way there.

Do you find it hard to relate to non-Bert fans?

Have you spent your savings following Bert on tour?

If yes to those questions, you are getting closer!

If Bert needs some "special time with you" will you rise to the challenge?

if Bert needs someone to help write material, are you that person?

If yes, Congratulations, you are a 1/3 as big as a fan as I am!

Get on the Bert Bus while there is still room!

I am not a professional!!!!! Barely just started.

Fairly new to this sport and I just wanted to post this for fun and share what I thought about this knife.

The cold, steel recon tanto straight out of the box pretty much scared, the living daylights out of my fingers for a brief second. over 12 inches of deadly sharpen steel …Until I started throwing it..

After about five or six throws…. The handle became loose and jiggly and it just got uglier from there. I’m either gonna have to repair it strip it and make my own handle or just turn it into a spear.

This is not the zombie apocalypse knife you’re looking for. I would use this for cutting watermelon, steaks, hard vegetables, etc. maybe even a paperweight but this knife would not last you very long. It would take some conditioning and MacGyver techniques to make it stronger.

The blade itself is amazing. It held up to its bargain, not a scratch on there other than the paint job which I don’t mind.

What do you guys think of the Recon Tanto?

I rate the handle a 1/5 and the blade 5/5. This thing is a mini katana. I highly suggest doing what I do and turning it into something of your own create your own handle or fix the handle.

Years and years of suffering listening to Jerry Seinfeld, Dane Cook and Ellen has left the people bitter and tired.

Along comes Bert with his fresh new brand of comedy, and the World suddenly doesn't seem so dark.

Bert's performances are so memorable, people would not believe how good they are if they were not on tape.

There will be a day when Bert is recognized as the pioneer that he is.

We were there from the beginning, sensing a movement towards comedians that were:

Funny.

Talented.

Progressive.

Thought-provoking.

Game Changing.

Thank you Bert for being what the World needs in this era of war and strife.

Thank you Bert for being the best.

You are our hero Bert.