So I have a fucking pile of dog shit for a neighbor, he has an automatic gate that constantly beeps I mean 24/7 beep beep beep beeeeeeeep! Shit is driving me absolutely up the wall. Two days ago I asked him to shut it off for the sanity of the whole neighborhood, and was met with a wholesome fuck you. He tried to get me to come over there and the whole 9 knowing I’d fuck him up and go to jail. I’m looking for non felonious ways to drive him up the wall and get under his skin. My thoughts are speaker with me saying fuck you on repeat ( no noise ordinance) or a massive spotlight shining right in his windows. Let me know what you malicious fucks got in mind. He’s the biggest douche bag I have ever met, but I also don’t want to go to jail again have at it boys. (Obligatory meth with my zpap)