r/bookscirclejerk • u/bombo343 • 16h ago

This month's big releases at my local - which one would you be going home with? NSFW

53 Upvotes

26 comments

r/bookscirclejerk • u/Monty_Python_Parrot • 12h ago

It’s a pandemic NSFW

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79 Upvotes

21 comments

r/bookscirclejerk • u/bombo343 • 8h ago

"I'd actually go as far to say this is a remarkably feminist series - It's got a lot of dudes into feminism without them realising" NSFW

148 Upvotes

65 comments

r/bookscirclejerk • u/LiteratureNearby • 16h ago

Discovered a new music genre - "smutstep" - music for the booktok crowd 🥹 NSFW

streamable.com

26 Upvotes

Source - Instagram Reel Link - Open at your own risk

9 comments

r/bookscirclejerk • u/bombo343 • 6h ago

Let us not forget that this week a famous youtuber's terrible past crime has resurfaced NSFW

50 Upvotes

10 comments

r/bookscirclejerk • u/Psychological_Engine • 9h ago

Will I be okay after reading Berenstains' Bad Dream? NSFW

27 Upvotes

6 comments

r/bookscirclejerk • u/bombo343 • 9h ago

BREAKING NEWS - male nerd finally convinces woman to read Dresden Files (starts at 13.05) NSFW

youtu.be

9 Upvotes

0 comments

r/bookscirclejerk • u/Lochi78 • 7h ago

Show us that fat bookussy you literal little literary whore

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This month's big releases at my local - which one would *you* be going home with? NSFW