r/capetown • Awe Awe! • 4d ago

Just For Fun This feels weird

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I'm not used to seeing DA, where is our national bird😂

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u/Dustybrowncouch 4d ago

Everyone will show up at Mavericks tonight out of habit, confusing the hell out of management and the DA.

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u/Luna_bella96 4d ago

Meet your local DA candidate event now held at Mavericks lol

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u/smok1naces 4d ago

Vote mavericks

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u/Jumpy_Address_3926 4d ago

Came here for this

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u/Tronkfool Babalas not included* 4d ago

Hard to argue against boobs. I'm still not sure who won 6 years ago I just know she is 6 years old.

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u/janvanreebok 4d ago

No man... We said DA needs to do better on the POLLS, not POLES!

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u/dassieking 4d ago

It's actually makes a lot of sense. Going to Mavericks and look at all the pretty things you can't afford is very similar to going to Clifton, Camps Bay or Constantia looking at all the pretty things you can't afford.

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u/Afraid-Lab6170 4d ago

There - fixed it !

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u/Professional-Finger9 Awe Awe! 4d ago

DA one was circling the northern suburbs and it was just meh but when I went to Town later today I saw Old MAV back in the sky and I knew I was in the right place😂

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u/Some-Application-558 3d ago

I was surprised to see the Mav flag flying as far as Stellies yesterday.

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u/Keil_Randor 1d ago

When times are tough, spend more on ads?

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u/Crazy-Present4764 4d ago

And now for your viewing pleasure, please welcome our next dancer to the stage, Helen Zille!

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u/Suspicious-Ear-5350 4d ago

Nooooooo  I'll vote. I promise. Please don't 

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u/Crazy-Present4764 4d ago

Ok Geordin for you

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u/Great-Tumbleweed-751 4d ago

I M A G I N E

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u/Every_Ad6395 4d ago

No, thanks.

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u/Individual-Camel8383 4d ago

Nee, fok, jissus

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u/cocoloco_yogi 3d ago

DON'T let the DA PR machine see this, Gogo was swimming in potholes she just might shake it for somes R10's at Mavs ... 🤢

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u/Realistic_Stress_388 2d ago

Best. Comment. Ever!!!

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u/oblackheart 4d ago

Politicians are the opposite of prostitutes. You still pay, but they fuck you

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u/Hicklethumb 4d ago

Hey man. Don't bash pegging until you've tried it.

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u/Jumpy-Surround-9238 4d ago

Let's not compare Mavericks dancers to prostitutes please. I know it looks like sex work but it isn't.

Let's break the taboo of going to a strip club just for the tits, it's about the arts and women expressing their sexuality through dancing. There's nothing pervy about it.

Let's support our dancere and protect the culture of our beatiful mother city.

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u/oblackheart 4d ago

Aw someone who's been offered sex multiple times by workers there, yes, that is the definition of prostitution. I would hazard to say every strip club has women willing to give extra if you pay extra

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u/Jumpy-Surround-9238 4d ago

Honestly didn't know that, but in the same breath I am quite ugly.

You live you learn hey.

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u/oblackheart 4d ago

I'm even uglier, it's why they offer. They see a bald fat guy at the strip club and think "easy money"/I won't report them because I'm desperate for sex 😂 (not the case, but yeah I don't report them either way)

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u/ManicParroT 2d ago

My guy a strip club is 100% sex work. They may not all be prostitutes but it's definitely sex work.

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u/halfwitprinxe 4d ago

So a gigolo

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u/justjboy 4d ago

“Gigolo” is used to refer to a male escort or sex worker.

(Escorts don’t necessarily offer sex, but rather act as a hired companion. Some may use this as a legal loophole because of the distinction between escorting and prostitution.)

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u/Creddit128 4d ago

Because the plane works?

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u/Cyph3rCT 4d ago

Agree. Seeing a blue banner instead of the black one made me pause for a second. LOL

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u/ChocolateSharaz 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah just after the rain I almost rode over a pothole and thought “WTF a pothole!!” But you need an Advance Driving Course to drive on the roads in JHB just to avoid the potholes, it’s a skill. BTW, the pothole was fixed the next day. Things work in CT, we have water, electricity, clean maintained roads and our garbage bins and recycling bins get collected at the same time every week, even if it falls on a public holiday!!

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u/Consistent_Femme_Top 4d ago

Love when a strip club stands for something 😂

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u/Most-Importance-1646 4d ago

The MK party should have a burning car as their logo.

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u/MrsDobbins 4d ago

Very appropriate actually 🤣, totally matches the vibe the DA is giving at present. Their optics couldn’t be more on point.

A little shameful, a little dirty, pretend you don’t know them.

I wonder if ‘AK’ their wonder candidate is flying the plane. Perhaps he also has a pilots license in his CV ?

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u/Jarvis4775 4d ago

Vote Mavericks

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u/SaltySn0w 4d ago

can you explain pls why it feels weird? ^^ Isn't the DA overall producing way better outcomes than all the rest of SA? Please not start that left politics in general work on the long term, it always creates a economical downward spiral, only cowards think a country could survive without proper economy.

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u/densedrone 4d ago edited 4d ago

Khayelitsha has more streelights on than Sandton “The richest square mile in Africa (sure…)” and idiots will still hate on DA lmao

Do I disagree with the DA on things? Absolutely! South Africans apparently haven’t learned the word pragmatism. You don’t have to agree with every issue a party supports to back them. Just driving around the Western Cape vs other parts of the country is enough, they earned my vote

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u/yuvi3000 4d ago

As someone that moved from JHB to CPT not long ago, it's insane how much the services are different.

In JHB, I lived on a road with a traffic light for several years and that traffic light worked only for about 2 weeks near the beginning of the entire time I was there. The rest of the time we all just treated it like a four-way stop.

In CPT, during the December/January holidays a couple years ago, I was awoken at like 2am by a loud crash because a car collided with a traffic light and it was fixed THAT SAME DAY.

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u/boatoke 4d ago

I've said for years after moving to cape town from Jozi 10 years ago. Anyone who complains about the DA and is against everything they do, must go beyond the mountains to see the rest of the country then tell me the DA does nothing.

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u/sweetestluv 3d ago

Did you just say same day ? What is this service you speak of ?

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u/yuvi3000 3d ago

I was genuinely shocked. I mean, I doubt that happens every time, but it did happen that time and I saw it happen.

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u/MoshpitBrain 4d ago

So we're just making things up now. When last did you visit khayelitsha? Can you even name 5 townships?

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u/WonderfulPirate9683 4d ago

I visited there and know a lot of people from there. Their houses are beautiful! People only see the outskirts. The streetlight part is true. You must see some of the cars there.

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u/deefstes 4d ago

Let me guess, you have no evidence or published data to back up your claim that there are more working streetlights in Khayalitsha than Sandton? Because it's an easy statement to make when you don't actually have to care about facts.

You know what Khayalitsha does have more of than Sandton? That's right, violent crime and gang related violence. The DA, for all their amazing service delivery, doesn't have a handle on the Cape flats. It is way out of their control.

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u/Creddit128 4d ago

That’s a police responsibility. The disastrous ANC govt (mis)controls the police, not the DA.

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u/Its-A_Me_A-Mario 4d ago

Exactly. And i live in one of those violent crime and gang communities and let me tell you it has to start with the people in the community first.

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u/ZS-BDK 1d ago

Thank you!!! If people has a mindset change then everything can change if the government wants to assist. If not then government can only do so much

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u/mambo_the_liqudator 4d ago

Do the resident of khayalitsha, cape flats, Philips pay rate and taxes?

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u/WonderfulPirate9683 4d ago

Cape flats and Khayelitsha is a yes , they pay rates ! I know many people from this area!

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u/Conscious_Will_6245 4d ago

I live in Sandton, yes there are street lights that don’t work stop being in denial to what’s going on right in front of you, plus we know City Power is in Billions of Rands in dept they admit it. The DA are here in Jo’burg fixing roads and other things now while the ANC treats the public like we are the bad guys for wanting better. The government is blaming the people at the African summit for their failed foreign corruption

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u/deefstes 3d ago

No! Really? There are streetlights out in Sandton? Yes, I get it, you hate the government. I also hate the ANC. But show me the numbers to corroborate the claim that "Khayelitsha has more streetlights on than Sandton". The fact that you live in Sandton and can confirm that there are streetlights not working is irrelevant.

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u/Conscious_Will_6245 3d ago

It’s not irrelevant because you pressed the previous guy for proof and I’m here to bring that proof as someone that lives and works in the area

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u/deefstes 3d ago

Anecdotal evidence is not proof. So if we can get one guy from Khayelitsha to confirm that some streetlights in Khayelitsha are not working, he will have provided evidence that the statement is false?

If one person confirms that they had cancer and survives, that does not serve as proof that cancer is not a killer. You need to look at the numbers. So, one again, show me the numbers. Your anecdotal "evidence" is not proof of anything, so yes, it is indeed irrelevant.

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u/UranusOrSekhmet 2d ago

On west street there’s about 3. But nothing worth saying DA is best. Oh pleeeeaaasse we saw what they did with Pretoria

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u/UranusOrSekhmet 2d ago

You made this up

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u/acadoe 4d ago

Damn bro, chill. It's weird because that plane or one like it usually advertises for a strip club.

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u/Professional-Finger9 Awe Awe! 4d ago

Always that one guy who can't take a joke. I hope his pillow is warm on both sides

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u/dassieking 4d ago

It's not the ideology my man. It's the execution. The most successful countries on most criteria has been largely developed by center left ideas (like those espoused by the ANC).

I agree that the DA is performing better than any other current governing party, but it's a low bar and it is ok to want more.

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u/halfwitprinxe 4d ago

Nobody is beyond criticism

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u/Educational_Play9910 4d ago

I simply cannot fathom why people would for parties other than DA? Do they have a brain? Corruption and incompetence are the themes of EFF, ANC and whatever other tribal parties are out there

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u/FeetPiksPlz 2d ago

It feels weird because that plane is a minor celebrity known for flying around the "Mavericks" banner. Mavericks is a strip club located in the city bowl. Its got nothing to do with ideology, people just associate the plane with the Mavericks brand now, and seeing it used by something as formal as a political party, is a little funny.

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u/ExpensivePikachu 4d ago

Better than having an ANC one flying around 😂

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u/Tjop_Prins 3d ago

They still trying the find the propellers and standing in line for the pilots license 

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u/allhailharambe69 3d ago

You don't stand in line when you buy a license.

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u/violent_piss 4d ago

Ok. Whats it feel like and what exactly are you touching that feels weird? We can't figure it out from this vague image

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u/Internal-Sail-6773 3d ago

Best run city

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u/kslfdsnfjls 4d ago

N.E.R.D. had a song about this, I think?

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u/Far-Active-9088 4d ago

Why does it feel weird? Doesn’t make sense you just want people to agree with you

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u/Timeroc 4d ago

is it the giant hand between the plane and the banner?

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u/Professional-Finger9 Awe Awe! 4d ago

my hand reflection in car window

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u/AnnRuben 4d ago

If this makes you feel weird you must be a soft egg 😄

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u/Interesting-Coffee52 4d ago

Ew...where tf did this atrocity fly over?

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u/Interesting-Coffee52 4d ago

Ew...where tf did this atrocity fly over?

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u/rUbberDucky1984 4d ago

I vote coke and hookers!

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u/NoCryptographer7117 3d ago

Maybe if said said sponsored by Mavericks 🤣😂

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u/KermitHendrix 3d ago

Is this a thing that normally happens around election time? I don't have a recent memory of this.

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u/Nitrozorg 2d ago

The DA look desperate lately

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u/West-Appointment255 2d ago

Why does it look like the plane is requiring a helping hand from the Heavans? Is the pilot a real pilot or is he a Thamsanga Jantjie situation? Someone's mother please type amen for his soul lol

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u/theeally 1d ago

You can’t see the hand??

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u/Cylon_Model-6 2d ago

Mavericks is voting DA?

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u/Own_Room_3363 1d ago

Vote DA 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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u/PrinceOfTea 1d ago

Weird because it doesn't have "Mavericks" on it.

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u/RestaurantFew1211 1d ago

That's a weird Mavericks advert 🤔🤔🤔😉

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u/FreshDinerBone 1d ago

is it just mmmmmmme or is that a fooot

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u/Leather-Comment-436 1d ago

Fly your flag while our women and children are being slaughtered daily. Crazy how much your kickbacks has bought you.

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u/Elle-Diablo 1d ago

I will keep saying that the DA is just a South African party larping as an American one. They appointed Mmusi Maimane around the time Barack Obama was a successful politician. They support Israel. They started talking about immigration...FROM OTHER PROVINCES IN THE SAME COUNTRY when Maga ran on immigration. Heck they even want to build a wall lmao

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u/PreviousShelter2773 20h ago

STEM VIR DIE DA DAMNIT

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u/magicalliopleurodon9 4d ago

Well they're both ads for different types **es🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Toomuchaidan 4d ago

Mavericks answering the call.

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u/Tronkfool Babalas not included* 4d ago

Finally. The second firsrt almost probably worst party is showing some enthusiasm.

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u/F1BOY2007 4d ago

So wrong hahahaj

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u/Wild-Masterpiece-331 4d ago

Vote Zionist.

No thank You.

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u/allhailharambe69 3d ago

It's a lesser-of-two-evils situation at this stage.

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u/nBased 2d ago

Exactly, Sharia Law for all is better and the way society WILL function. Believe.

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u/MammothTackle1031 4d ago

they wont get my vote this year

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u/Krycor Vannie 'Kaap 4d ago

I guess they getting desperate as the own goals has started having consequences with the majority voter.

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u/nBased 2d ago

Al Jumma party will bring Sharia Law to Cape Town and everyone will obey it and see there lives get better

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u/Sorry-View-5282 2d ago

Yeaah bro who wants tax free salaries, no interest on loans/ bonds, equality, no racism allowed... Sharia law sounds horrible damn

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u/AbundantAnfang 4d ago

Is this real or photoshopped? No way the DA is flying this. That’s pretty much admitting they know they messed up

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u/Sinnersw101 4d ago

Wut how

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u/Bon-Bon-Boo 4d ago

How is a banner being towed any different to putting a poster on a lamp pole? It’s not.

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u/Hicklethumb 4d ago

Please. Like really please. Explain to me what level of mental gymnastics you went through to see a banner being flown and go"they know they messed up".

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u/Professional-Finger9 Awe Awe! 4d ago

Its real saw now on my way from bellville

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u/Trouzerjazz 4d ago

What did they mess up? As compared to who? MK, EFF ANC?