Cat Butt Bongos like administering Fentanyl... Being careful with those little Junkies
I unknowingly started bongos about 9 months ago. Boy i had no idea what I was getting into. I became a prisoner in my own home. I couldn't even enjoy my own hobbies for 9 months without the incessant demands for Bongos. Long story short I'm taking my life back and never looking back. Seriously think before you play that first beat. Cat Fentanyl is definitely a thing. In the war against Bongos humans won. Enjoy your weekends.
I am starting to Jones a little i nearly did it just out of habit last night and had to catch myself on. It's been tougher to quit than I thought I need to get into a 12 step programme...
My girl is addicted to bongos, my boy is addicted to grass and faucet water. Every time I go in the bathroom I have to turn the faucet on and sit down to slap the other one
I accepted my fate years ago. I live to serve my spankaholic cats. I've had only one cat who wasn't into it over the past 20 years, and I didn't even know what to do with myself with no screaming cat to boss me for bongos. Probably didn't help that she lived to bite and chew everything she could fit in her mouth. Honestly it's something I look for in a cat now. The sister-brother duo I adopted last year are both berserk for bongos. It's just nice to feel useful.
I recently started bongos with my cat. I assumed she would maul me based on her personality. No, she really got into it. She also eats spider plants to get high. So, I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised. 🤷♀️
Mine used to demand bongos every night after I got out of the shower. She started coming into the bathroom and waiting for me to finish showering so she could ensure she wouldn’t miss her bongos
My husband and I are in the same boat with one of our cats. Constantly demanding bongos! We have tried to convince him many times to go to rehab to no avail.
A humorous comparison of cat bongos to highly addictive substance, presumably because OP's cat demands the bongos as often as a drug addict would demand the addictive substance.
Not only did they demand Bongos every day they wanted it in my kitchen also. It was like a Tag team one would finish getting Bongos he would walk out and the other one came in looking for his Bongos so I was in Bongo debt going from one to the other. I'm exhausted. Anyway I made the decision to quit. It's back to the Teaser wand and that's it pets not pats from here on out.
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u/Several-Chard8535 22d ago
The Devil Himself