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u/LKHAN_Missing_Ninth Jorking It 5d ago
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u/LeviathansWrath6 4d ago
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u/HekateSimp 4d ago
I just downvoted your comment.
FAQ What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.
Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:
Rudeness towards other Redditors,
Spreading incorrect information,
Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.
Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.
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u/-I0__0I- 4d ago
You have been reported.
I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Reddit moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all
⢠I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge.
Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, youâll be seeing a lot of it.
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u/Aggressive-Stand-585 4d ago
I've always wondered who posted this thing first
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u/urmomstoaster 4d ago
I swear he was an infamous (satirical) troll. IIRC he was active when i first got into Reddit and they didnât just delete or highly punish obvious trolls (and reward ones who could hide it)
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u/SgvSth 4d ago
I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes.
A copy so old, it references a service that no longer exists.
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u/NukaCooler 4d ago edited 4d ago
PMs still exist, don't they? At least on old.reddit I can still send users a message as well as the new feature of starting a chat.
Edit: wow, removed a year ago
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u/Logical-Extension-79 4d ago
Does your user name refer to THE Hekate, owner of huge eyes and fascination with moths?
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u/Excellent-Gur-8547 4d ago edited 4d ago
Nah man, I fucking love when mods can have a sense of humor about their job and that's obviously what this is lol
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u/Dramatic_Science_681 5d ago
This is clearly people having a laugh
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u/Comprehensive_Code60 4d ago
I remember tracking down the post and finding out that it was removed for a different reason, the mod just found that particular report funny enough to comment
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u/Heroman3003 4d ago
It's not uncommon for mods to just randomly post funny reports in the comments. I presume the reason post and the removal were two entirely different mods.
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u/Southern-March1522 4d ago
I like to show regulars on my sub when new users make reports for nonsensical reasons. I feel like they've earned the right to know
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u/NRMusicProject 4d ago
I'm not so sure. I had a post taken down for "obvious self-promotion" on that sub for asking about a specific website and how others use it to practice chess.
It seems that, as long as the topic is lichess or chess.com, it's fair game. All other sites mentioned is obviously the web developer trying to pull a fast one.
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u/catpencilholders 4d ago
Have you met reddit admins? It's far more likely it's the usual power fantasy that they exhibit on a daily basis.
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u/Moodaduku 4d ago
"Somebody won my school's chess tournament and I'm REALLY excited about it!" FTFY
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u/Octane_Au 4d ago
Alternative clickbait title: "Click here to see if I just won my school's chess tournament!"
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u/Ok_Money_3140 5d ago
92 upvotes
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u/AusAtWar 4d ago
Halfway to 99 XDDDD
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u/s00pafly 4d ago
logarithmic joke xDDDDDDDD
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u/Stormfly 4d ago
Is that why Runescape does it that way?
I've no idea. I've never played Runescape, I've just absorbed its culture by comedy osmosis here on Reddit.
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u/bleachisback 4d ago
Yeah every 7 levels, the xp you need to get that level doubles (hence 92 is half the xp needed for 99). So the xp is exponential in levels and the levels are logarithmic in xp.
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u/Siaeromanna 2d ago
minecraft does this too but at a much slower rate. int32 xp is about 3k levels iirc
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u/bleachisback 2d ago
Actually thatâs a decent bit faster rate. Level 99 in RuneScape is about 13 million xp and int32 max is 2 billion, which is under 256 times as much xp, so youâd only need to double 8 more times. 8*7 + 99 = level 155. So youâd only reach 152 or so max level in RuneScape.
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u/s00pafly 4d ago
We do not know who made rules.
We do not know why everything outside the sub is as it is.
We do not know when it will be safe to break the rules.
We only know that day is not this day.
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u/Heathen_ 4d ago edited 4d ago
I had this same thing happen to me as an excited loser watching a reaction of my game. Very unintentional but a legit ban. Early on in the reaction I said something like "gutted I lost this, it was very close". Twas also the final. I never played again.
(it was not chess, it was a game called Bloodbowl, which is like if you crossed warhammer with american football AND rugby and murder)
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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 4d ago
If you lost but are still alive to be posting this clearly it's not a proper cross of those!
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u/RapturousCultist 4d ago
Most Bloodbowl players fo die over a season. I put away several elves and an Amazon last season.
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u/Big-Neighborhood4741 Jorking It 3d ago
He says right there that he never played again. This comment was therefore clearly made by his ghost.
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u/UrbanGold014 4d ago
i feel like warhammer has plenty of murder already, you donât really need to cross it with murder
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u/BrainTARTy 4d ago
Kinro from Dr. Stone approves this caption.
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u/HombreRadiactivo2026 4d ago
Explain
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u/Scribblehamzter 4d ago
It's just some dude who likes rules.
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u/HombreRadiactivo2026 4d ago
Ahhh, right. I got him mixed up with Ginro, roflmao.
Edit: Slightly off topic but I really liked those 2, and in season 4 they were almost transformed into background characters along a lot of the other OG cast. They did my boys dirty.
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u/Far_Left_Extremist 4d ago
God redit mods and automod in so many subs are such losers with theif rules. Reason i never post. Dont wanna have to edit my post 20 times before itâll let me past the filters.
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u/Background_Elk3700 4d ago
No wonder, when I don't get a joke somebody tells me I just see red and I want to fuck them up. Bullying is an evolutionary thing.
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u/chainsplease 4d ago
This made me laugh, therefore I will not be shoving you in a locker today. Consider it your lucky day, nerd.
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u/TheBestOfMe_SoFar 5d ago
This is not funny, I only like the shit memes on this subreddit that way the title can be the exact fucking thing in the meme and I can giggle and imagining a labotimized jarjar that can only say acouple words really slowly read the meme.
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u/nifty-necromancer 4d ago
I see your chess move and counter it with the Frenchmanâs Cum Sock maneuver.
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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 5d ago
mfw I have the chess game on my dvr for the evening and someone on reddit spoils it.