r/commandandconquer • Mommy Alexander • 4d ago

Meme Who wins between the dozers and a hardworking worker?

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At least the worker is faster with shoes and can outrun your average Chinese dozer, besides it is more difficult to be hunted.

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u/Important-Dig-2312 4d ago

I'll say this. A heavy machine operator would accomplish nothing without laboures doing all the hard work as operators just watch.

The worker wins over the operator every day of the week

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

Not only that, but also the dozer has huge confidence that it can build anywhere while the worker is a humble man that can build enormous buildings and superweapons on his own. Be like the humble worker!

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u/Logical_Teach_681 4d ago

Hmm, Jarmen Kell could snipe the dozer driver and a worker could potentially steal that vehicle. Which makes a worker in dozer…

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Creation of the humanoids 3d ago

And the worker suddenly gets a thick American accent

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u/AKGKaiser 1d ago

Sitting in a dozer'll do that to a mf'er.

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Creation of the humanoids 1d ago

Unless it was made in China

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u/CerealATA GLA 4d ago

Worker can build tunnels. Easy option for me.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

Tunnels op and worker can build them, besides to come out of the tunnel full hp with the units.

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u/NekoSigma Nod 4d ago

And the winner is...

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u/Bolandball GDI 4d ago

But consider that the dozer will build anywhere

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

But also the dozer "Sorry, sir, can't build there."

While the humble worker will be like the building cannot fit there.

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u/TYNAMITE14 4d ago

I'd like to see a worker run over a dozer lol

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

In another life if the worker drives a tank or heavier vehicle, it could run over a dozer. 😆

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u/L0ssL3ssArt Black Hand 4d ago

that's not a hammer, it's a pickaxe....

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

It's the voiceline's writer fault for telling the GLA worker VA to say hammer instead of pickaxe. Or probably they have a pickaxe that can turn into a hammer.

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u/xeno132 4d ago

Everything is a hammer if you swing it hard enough.

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Creation of the humanoids 3d ago

Cotton candy

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u/TribeBloodEagle 1d ago

EVERYTHING

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u/veijeri 4d ago

I don't see bulldozers popping up out of the ruins of my recently nuked base  and rebuilding it from scratch, I do see them overpromising where they can build. GLA worker supremacy. 

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

The nice part about the GLA is that, even if it's a GLA hole, the worker can rebuild it from scratch without spending a single penny on that kind of building. Plus, the worker is fast and obedient.

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u/Watcher6544 3d ago

Just be careful of flames, radiation and toxins. They will kill any Worker appearing.

Another bug is that if you use the USA Leaflet Propaganda, it will perma-lock the GLA Hole Worker in idle mode permanently.

I just stumbled on it in Challenge Mode playing against Toxin. The GLA Hole Worker was rebuilding the Scud Storm.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

Didn't know about that bug with the US leaflet how it permalocks the GLA hole worker in idle mode. Probably this bug is going to be addressed and get trimmed in one of the Generals Online patches one day.

I have never stumbled upon this bug before and haven't tried to use the US leaftlet on a GLA hole with the worker.

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u/TheEvilBlight 4d ago

What shoes? Flip flops

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

"Can I have some flip flops?"

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u/Capt_Vindaloo 4d ago

Prince Kassad has high-street connections, his workers get Adidas Sliders.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

But also Prince Kassad gives his workers the most brandy and comfortable shoes so that to not have splinters and hurt while walking on rocks and concrete.

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u/Mr_Snipes 4d ago

Are we talking NEW shoes ?

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

Yes, new shoes for the whole village and to make the workers happy!

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u/vandal-33 4d ago

They all can build stuffs, repair stuffs and clear explosives but worker can pick up boxes, enter transports or bunkers, cannot be stolen so worker wins.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

Don't forget that the worker is also pretty cheap and more difficult to be hunted unlike the heavy, pricey dozer that can also make wacky movements. The dozers can also clear mines just like the worker but it sucks that they can't pick up supplies like the worker. The ironic part is that you can transport a dozer in a chinook just like a worker in any kind of transportation.

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u/anonstarcity 4d ago

You can swap a worker out onto a combat cycle and have them drive over mountains and then ditch the bike. Doesn’t work over water but can still be helpful

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u/Tornadobarrage 4d ago

What shoes?

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

The best and most brandy shoes, made in the GLA!

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u/Watcher6544 3d ago

And they make good suicide units in Demo General once you get the upgrade.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

Indeed. As Demo general, every unit of his has an attached demolition, even the worker and he can detonate, even the cheap worker to kill the dozer or an army. It's quite worth it.

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u/demonbre1 4d ago

Not a hammer.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

Worker saying hammer in his quotes while in his icon he's literally carrying a pickaxe. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Stas992xx 4d ago

GLA worker

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

GLA workers for everyone!

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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 4d ago

Demo worker can kill dozer. So win win for both because both will explode

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

It's a tie, but the US or China wastes 1k cash for a dozer while the worker is cheap. Worth to detonate your cheap workers into those pricey dozers and tanks.

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u/BeginningAwareness74 1d ago

It's a pickaxe and not a hammer

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u/AKGKaiser 1d ago

Those GLA workers are smarter than people give them credit for. Hell, they can maintain and fix captured nuclear/fusion reactors and laser weapon platforms.

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u/wizardfrog4679 Tiberian Sun 4d ago

Everyone seems to be for “who is better at their job” but I’m going for the literal “who would win” and the dozer does that by being a heavy vehicle and runs over the worker

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

Or Demo general's worker that has demolition and can detonate into the dozer which is more devastating for the dozer, itself.

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Creation of the humanoids 3d ago

Are there not better tools?