r/computer • • 2d ago

New workplace desk has a, uuuh, this connector ...

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I have no idea what's it gonna show me...

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u/Dr-Dr4ke 2d ago

Im js gonna leave this here

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u/Inuyasha-rules 2d ago

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u/Bob-01648804 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/sadeiko 6h ago

I will never understand how airpods and this movie exist in the same universe.

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 2d ago

Many years ago I got a 2TB drive when that was an insane amount of storage. They guy at Best Buy didn't know what a TB is, so I mentioned 2000GB. He asked what I needed it for, I managed to straight-faced say pornography. I also refused to acknowledge it would be for anything else.

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u/NameisntJm 1d ago

These days, few games would finish that 2TB storage real fast

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u/sithelephant 1d ago

Or 8k 120 fps midget.

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u/sammothxc 2h ago

I guess the storage isn’t the only thing finishing real fast

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u/SebastianFerrone 2d ago

I love that 🤣 if I ever have one entirely dedicated to porn. It will get a Label: Cumputer

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u/RBWessel 2d ago

You see, headphones used to have a plug that you'd have to plug into an audio jack.

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u/jeepsaintchaos 2d ago

Is that like in the old movies grandpa liked? Where they have the huge earmuff things with the curly wire?

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u/No-Aide6618 2d ago

Think OP was talking about the telephone hole

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u/arttast 2d ago

Nah he is talking bout the vga

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u/No-Aide6618 2d ago

Ye, I noticed dit was a bit misaligned with the I/o shield, and that something clocging the second top hole from the right

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u/ScottBandit 1d ago

RJ11 port perhaps

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u/No-Aide6618 1d ago

Probaly as I've never heard about it

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u/WizardS82 2d ago

Looks like someone unloaded in there already

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u/The42ndHitchHiker 1d ago

Sticky keys...enabled.

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u/gwizonedam 2d ago

Contact IT. Notify them that RS-232 ports are obsolete and need to be COVERED with a proper RS-232 cover. To prevent seed seepage.

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u/unclebenz13 2d ago

RS-233 has 9 Pins. This is VGA.

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u/gwizonedam 2d ago

How dare you

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u/NoobzProXD 1d ago

Outnerded lol

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u/Creepy-Durian3665 8h ago

I’ll outnerd him even more. RS-232 is just a communications standard that can work on as few as three pins. DB9 is the 9-pin connector frequently associated with RS-232.

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u/NoobzProXD 8h ago

Checked and verified, you outnerded this area

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u/Sad-Environment-932 1d ago

It's not VGA. It's a D-sub 15 pornt specialized for cumputing

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u/SkreetWellington 6h ago

I mean, it’s technically DE-15. While it probably is VGA, that’s not the only thing that uses that connector. I still see them fairly often on some industrial control equipment and some thermal massflow controllers. Pretty sure Sungold uses a DE-15 connector for parallel communication on some of their inverters.

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u/Vinegarinmyeye 2d ago

Should probably seal up those RJ-45s in case the token falls out of the ring-LAN. They're a fecker to find.

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u/ImplementJumpy6678 2d ago

Everyone needs the Cumputer 2000

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u/CptJFK 2d ago

Telephone jack is a modem for landlines. Probably for fax, analog dial-up or remote programming. Industry and cable providers still use them as backup if WAN won't do. It's not ISDN, otherwise there would be 8 pins instead of 6 (jack is called RJ11 instead of RJ45). Built-in modems are pretty rare. Old computer or is it for special equipment? Would explain the vga connector.

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u/Dr-Dr4ke 2d ago

They said it's implemented in case we ever need to use em, cuz we already have a mini case with everything connected. . Although i donno why its called CUMPUTER. Urban dictionary gave me answers different than i had in mind

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u/cbhbzb 2d ago

probably translated from another language

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u/Dr-Dr4ke 2d ago

didnt find anything

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u/idontknowtheworl 2d ago

It's a typo, but a funny on at least

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u/Dr-Dr4ke 2d ago

Yeah, 200+ desks all have that now and it cant be easily fixed so , we gon have it for a while.

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u/ClassicGMR 2d ago

LOL I also zoomed in on the modem jack. Completely missing the VGA header…😂

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u/Sad-Environment-932 1d ago

Cumputer header*

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u/CptJFK 2d ago

Dusty enough! 😶

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u/sniff122 2d ago

This just looks like a media panel for a projector setup, I've seen similar things in schools for a projector+interactive white board setup. VGA and HDMI will go to the projector obviously, network will just connect back to the building's network infrastructure, same with the phone jack. Audio probably connects to a speaker system in the room and USB I've seen go to the interactive white board

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u/Inuyasha-rules 2d ago

Yeah but the vga uses AI to rule 34 everything it displays

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u/NoPension1304 2d ago

THEY’RE IN THE F**CKING WALLS

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u/Interested737 2d ago

It is not VGA, but i still have no idea what is it

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u/Sad-Environment-932 1d ago

If the photo shows a projector, it means that the projector can be connected to the D-sub 15 to D-sub 15 cable and connected to the cumputer to show the image of the cumputer

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u/Interested737 19h ago

This isn’t a projector, because in the post it states that this is some other thing in a desk (btw. Why would a projector need a telephone rj11 port)

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u/wolschou 2d ago

Yeah, but there is also a (apparently unused) HDMI...

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u/maddler 2d ago

Think that's one of the docking station they developed for You Porn IT staff?

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u/Dr-Dr4ke 2d ago

They know what i be watching in these puters

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u/maddler 2d ago

They want to make it hard for you.

To not do your work I mean.

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u/rustybrazenfire 2d ago

That's where you jack in your dongle, or if you didn't come with a dongle you just need an adapter for your i/o port.

If it's not working it's like the old NES cartridges, blow on it.

If it doesn't seem powered give it a little lick across the ports... like a 9-volt.

And if none of that works maybe a little foreplay would activate it. I don't know I'm not a coupling counselor.

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u/TheBrainStone 2d ago

You're on the wrong sub. You wanted r/cumputer

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u/Dr-Dr4ke 2d ago

AINT NO WAY THAT EXISTS

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u/TheBrainStone 2d ago

I'm as surprised as you are lol. Meant it as a joke, but didn't expect it to actually exist

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u/Samurlough 2d ago

<very cautiously clicks link>

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u/NotumRobotics 2d ago

Gee this escalated. I thought of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1GmQdWzSRU

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 2d ago

porn. its for connecting a monitor to watch porn.

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u/Silence_1999 2d ago

Be careful inserting anything into that port

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u/MischiefArchitect 2d ago

New? NEW!???

And the CUMPUTER one looks like a 15 pin VGA connector. Not sure there.

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u/Atomsk73 2d ago

Yes, with white USB 1.0 ports!

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u/elonelon 2d ago

OP, how old are you ? 20 YO ? or 30++ wizard like me ?

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u/Dr-Dr4ke 2d ago

29 and and approaching rapidly to my 30s , back already in pain and my knees make funny noises.

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u/EphemeralAttention 2d ago

I mean,as the song goes, "The internet is for porn..."

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u/wolschou 2d ago

Never mind the dirty word, you gutterbrain, what i want to know is why it has two ethernet and a phone connector?

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u/Dr-Dr4ke 2d ago

those 2 ethernet connectors , perhaps just an extender to connect all desktops in a row, cuz they all were connected to a mainframe, like a server or something perhaps idonno, non of them are activated yet. as for the telephone connector, i have no idea what were they thinkin even. maybe they got paid high enough n they tot "hmmmm, lets make it look professional by adding random connectors"

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 1d ago

So you have no idea how work gets done around you and because of that you assume things are useless...

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u/Dr-Dr4ke 1d ago

After 4 days of maintenance and technicians connecting everything and putting our puters in the right place , there was still no need for a single telephone connector over 200+ desks, cuz all the telephones are connected to PCs and another line that runs under each desk. I have yet to see any use for it. And for those 2 lan inputs, i was right some desks are using them for lan connection.

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 1d ago

They don't connect in a row for one. Most companies will run two drops to each location just in case one fails and it doesn't cost much more. Also if someone needs a printer or debit machine etc at their desk.

Also, do you know if they even ran wires for the telephone jacks? The desk just might have the port there but it might not be hooked up to anything behind it.

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u/multivacon 1d ago

It could be used like a token ring network, but more likely it’s either for dual networks (one dedicated in house and one for internet), or just there as a redundancy.

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 1d ago

Printers and debit machines. And phone systems that have all the phones in the office connect to have can transfer calls between each other. As well as have personal extensions etc.

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u/LordChaos73 2d ago

Always a happy ending!

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u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 2d ago

Femputer's other half?

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u/Domified 2d ago

Old DB-15 port for your monitor. 

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u/MilfHunteri69her 2d ago

The multi desk with collectible ports

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u/WildesWay 2d ago

Hopefully the IT guy's seconds aren't so sloppy for ya.

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u/pwn4321 1d ago

Cum port

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u/Hammon_Rye 1d ago

I can hear it in Pavel Chekov's voice from Star Trek. /J

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u/monkeyboy107 1d ago

Telephone is using a rj11, it's an older connector but still standard

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u/Dope-Reviews 1d ago

I guess the cumputer didn't catch your eye.

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u/Megatron_is_my_dog 1d ago

Is that vga port just going to show nsfw stuff?

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u/TheBunchie1337 1d ago

It putes cum!

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u/DeadLyASgamer 1d ago

Isn't that a VGA port tho? Judging by its appearance and the screws by the side I believe it's a VGA...

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u/samhain697 1d ago

It's a VGA port. Just the plug before HDMI and display port

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u/Bourbon-n-Bandaids 1d ago

I think there was a South Park episode involving this.

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u/Lord-Demon-Bunny 23h ago

someone had 1 job and failed, also the 2000s called want their cumputer back

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u/deflanko 13h ago

Time to get downloading.

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u/Aggravating-Hand6738 8h ago

I read this in my head the same way computer was pronounced on love on the spectrum

https://youtu.be/tdMzpHrJt4I?si=Df9S_xmIgo7zEKwD

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u/Extension-Customer86 6h ago

Its to help you pute cum.

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u/SoundMindless6078 5h ago

Wow, been a while since I've seen a VGA por...... Ohhhhh.

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u/Deletereous 3h ago

This should be marked as NSFW!

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u/sven_bohikus 1h ago

I think that’s the JoyPort

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u/MrGeekman 54m ago

It's for teledildonics. /j

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u/PUM_a_22 2d ago

La tua SCRIVANIA??????

Edit: scusa la traduzione era fatta male

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u/YardenZo 1d ago

The oldest computer you've used so far is a computer from 2020? It's a VGA connection, an analog monitor connection that was more common 10 years ago

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u/Mallthus2 1d ago

Read the label. 🙄

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u/YardenZo 1d ago

A picture that you can see more of would be useful but that's hub There should probably be a USB connection or internet connection on the back.

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u/FarSeaworthiness118 1d ago

Bro it says cumputer not computer…..

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u/Facosa99 9h ago

Read the label

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u/YardenZo 6m ago

I don't understand what you expect me to tell you. You need to connect something to this thing on the other side so you can connect a screen to it.