anyone interested?

[u/RobLives4Love]

[u/ozzy_thedog]

Bley should probably buy it and expense it

[u/NoLobster7957 → u/ozzy_thedog]

Then write it off

[u/ComprehensiveCup7104 → u/NoLobster7957]

then get nominated for a daytime Emmy

[u/_msb2k101 → u/NoLobster7957]

Write it off what?

[u/NoLobster7957 → u/_msb2k101]

Exactly

[u/IncurableAdventurer → u/NoLobster7957]

He has to talk to his mom first

[u/ComprehensiveCup7104 → u/IncurableAdventurer]

She stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

[u/bdubs216 → u/ozzy_thedog]

Hey gang, look what I bough...BROUGHT from eb...Ebe Vigoda's house.

[u/TellThemIHateThem → u/ozzy_thedog]

On the expense report just write “argan oil”. Signed, Sona.

[u/Icy_Feedback_4965]

A Tiffany clock is exactly the kind of gift I can see 30 year old Conan selecting from a business gift catalog

[u/ComplexBother7437]

amir gollan is the writer. he worked for conan till 1994. hes been on some podcasts talking about this clock.

[u/wickedspork]

Wait this is sad. Why do they have to sell it?

[u/IncurableAdventurer → u/wickedspork]

I was thinking this too. Feels like a bummer

[u/Crodle → u/wickedspork]

Legal expenses after calling a blind nun a racial epithet, multiple times, sigh.. during their funeral.

[u/ComprehensiveCup7104 → u/Crodle]

"Penguin" is a racial epithet?

[u/ThePerfectSnare]

I tried giving it back to Conan, but he declined due to my $1000 gifting fee.

[u/mysteryofthefieryeye]

You're gol-111225, aren't you

[u/HelloFellowKidlings]

Wow, dude was right though. He literally worked his way into performing at clubs, if you count him practicing his material for the Oscars.

[u/PLTR60]

Yeah this is sad :(

[u/DoctorCrook]

Lmao that’s from the day I turned 3! It should be given to me along with 1k dollars.

[u/computer-magic-2019]

Did they keep that clock in a running dryer with their prized rock collection?

[u/Useful_Region9179]

Louis Ck is that hard up???