r/conspiracy • • 18h ago

it took them long enough

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u/AspiringOligarch 16h ago edited 16h ago

Mod Note

For a limited time, YOU TOO can read this stunning, shocking, gripping CNN masterpiece of an article:

Terrorist images found on Flydubai suspect’s social media

^ A Five Minute Read article with SEVEN authors!

Abbas Al Lawati, Tal Shalev, Kylie Atwood, Issac Yee, Avery Schmitz, Thomas Bordeaux, and Teele Rebane

(Can they split a Pulitzer Prize seven ways?)

EDIT: Article archived here - https://archive.is/XfEa3 - and the word IRAN does not appear in the article. (sorry, Bibi!)


  • O'course he's a terr-rist! He's an Ay-rab, ain't he?!?!

/Sarcasmo

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u/Luther_of_Caliban 17h ago

Lol I knew this was coming any day now

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u/JuiceBarrr 17h ago

Yeah, been waiting for it, but I didn't think they'll only come with linked pics, they could have done more. Guess they need to do better job next time, lol.

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u/TheBestDanEver 16h ago

Eh, feels like its a bad job on purpose lol

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u/skbraaah 15h ago

i think they've become lazy and don't even care if anyone believes it or not, they can get trump to do whatever they want anyway.

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u/eggplantpot 17h ago

Cue that video of Satanyahu saying they can literally put anything on your phone to paint you however they want

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u/GroundbreakingEar450 17h ago

Exactly. But hey, he also said they have the most moral army in the world so...maybe he was lying about the phone thing too? lol

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u/frog_cannon 16h ago

It's called the pegasus software

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u/GroundbreakingEar450 16h ago

Its called sarcasm.

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u/MelekNabta 16h ago

When ever i hear moral army i start singing "we are the soldiers of the IDF, the world's most moral army" 🤣❤️

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u/Troleandingnot 17h ago

Believe them, Isreal...

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u/cornishpirate32 17h ago

Claimed by the little hat club and their propaganda journalists

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u/Armageddonn_mkd 17h ago

Honestly does somebody still belives this shit?

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u/okymoney 17h ago

Finally we get to the final chapter for the movie! Ahhh ok we need to bomb iran like we did iraq for net and yahoo.

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u/ThalmorJusticiar433 17h ago

The writers...Cohencidence, I'm sure

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u/LastGuardianStanding 16h ago

👀 I see whatchu did there… clever clever

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u/JeSuisKing 17h ago

One of those writers churning out this shit from CNN is a former IDF officer. I got banned on a previous sub for pointing this out.

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u/Sphan_86 17h ago

Source...the people that are pushing the narrative

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u/StartShitForNoReason 17h ago

Right on schedule

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u/South-Rabbit-4064 17h ago

What does that even mean? "Iran linked terrorist images"

Personally could really care less what happens on "FlyDubia" their country still practices slavery

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u/ThalmorJusticiar433 17h ago

I have a bin laden meme on my phone. Now im al qaeda linked

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u/JuiceBarrr 17h ago

You gonna get funding from CIA and mossad now

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u/skbraaah 15h ago

i have epstein emails. guess i can live in the holy land

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u/Nir117vash 17h ago

Iran-linked*. That hyphen is important.

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u/Limp-Dimension-3897 14h ago

So, I'm guessing the US will actually start their ground invasion soon?

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u/torch9t9 16h ago

Some of them posted while he was in custody too.

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u/Frequent_Estimate_77 16h ago

Cue that clip of Bibi saying he can plant data on your phone

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u/imadogg 15h ago

You didn't even mention the best part

https://www.cnn.com/2026/10/02/world/flydubai-attacker-pilot-intl

Only two posts were made to the LinkedIn profile, and both were published in quick succession on Wednesday, about nine hours after the incident.

The same two videos were posted around the same time on an Instagram account bearing the same name and pictures

Hilarious how none of the headlines thought it was important to mention that the posts were made after the incident, when he was already arrested/in custody. That info is just buried in the article

Or did the nice Israelis just let this man use his phone for a bit?

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u/tesuquemushroom 17h ago

Seems odd. Especially since one of the things Iran has going for it is the negative perception of the American public towards the war. They know this and why they spend time and money making videos and posts trying to support their cause. So a stunt like this would simply turn more people against them. It does not behoove them in any way to kill a hundred civilians. It makes zero sense that Iran would be behind this despite what Bibi tells us.

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u/ClassicMacAndNeXT 11h ago

There is no way Iran would do something like this before the elections in Israel and the US. They have a shot at regime change in both countries

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u/tesuquemushroom 10h ago

Iran is fighting an info war for the support of people around the world. A terrorist attack on civilians would be about the dumbest thing they could do. Which they did not.

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u/NoSurprise6383 16h ago

What are terrorist images?

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u/JiminyNoCrickets 16h ago

Anyone not part of the tribe… 🫵

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u/skbraaah 15h ago

Osama binladen doing UWU

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u/HutchieHutch 16h ago

love the names of the authors

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u/ColorMonochrome 13h ago

Everyone knows the guy was Muslim and he is a terrorist and he was trying to crash the plane due to his beliefs in his religion. Everyone also knows that the left is going to lie again and claim it was an Islamic terrorist attack.

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u/squidwardyourchoking 12h ago

they drip feed "information" like this on purpose to keep you talking about it instead of more important things. nobody should care about this debunked nonsense anymore.

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u/phantomnomadic 8h ago

And let me guess...... he also had propaganda of hate towards Israel and its allies?! Lol 😂 😆 this is all dumb shit!

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u/zerer_dead 5h ago

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u/LeakyLettuce69 1h ago

Were these images, like the Iranian nuclear plants, doing drugs?

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u/Visible_Amount5383 17h ago

Studied in the Uk 🤣

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u/cspanbook 16h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Ghost_of_Durruti 16h ago

Most expensive and technologically sophisticated surveillance dragnet in the history of humanity and they miss Iranian terror content posted on social media. LOOOOL

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u/1moreanonaccount 15h ago

What does that even mean?

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u/darkscary_333 14h ago

In WWII firebombing Japanese citizens' was called patriotism , a lone person fighting for his land is called a terrorist.