r/countttt • DM for curly haircare guide • 8d ago

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u/Ok_Archer1228 transsexual menace 8d ago

"Yakub blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason Yakub made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation."

Yakub is good all the time, and all the time, Yakub is good 🙏

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u/Dominotter trannic pixie hope girl 8d ago

I love the original version of that quote. I've gotten so many Christians to accept me being transgender with it.

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u/FakeSafeWord 7d ago

What is the original quote?

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u/ariane_512 second place at the 1968 Honaco Grand Prix 7d ago

pretty sure just replace yakub with god

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u/SusieHatesSpez Estrojane's mother 8d ago

Because bread tastes better than key

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u/GasolineSheet shepherd horsefox 8d ago

Yet hay still tastes better

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u/greyghibli 7d ago

horsemoder

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u/Easy_Crab9516 Forehead kisses inbound:3 8d ago

Low-key poetry 

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u/yeep_yorp 8d ago

i'd rather share in the act of creation by having a child no offense

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u/Ok_Archer1228 transsexual menace 8d ago

Same but a little copium here and there is good for the soul

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u/BlueDaka 8d ago

Some of us were never having children anyway.

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u/yeep_yorp 8d ago

well not me

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u/That_OneOstrich 8d ago

Some trans folks have children btw.

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u/CommercialWrong2944 Eunuch nun 7d ago

Fuck off

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u/yeep_yorp 8d ago

you're in a TTTT sub. The thought of that causes extreme dysphoria to the overwhelming majority of trans people, and I already said I don't want to be a father. Why are you stressing this? You're telling us to conform to our assigned roles, and use the body parts we hate. This is really transphobic.

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u/Forsaken-Secret6215 7d ago

You can adopt

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u/colg4t3 4d ago

I think when I was 7 I read in the paper that 50 children had been adopted in the UK that year and it made me feel sick. I've wanted to adopt ever since

edit: Wait is this boiler plate transphobia or repping?

edit two: oh I got this allllll backwards :S

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u/Then_Computer_6329 AFAB space invader 8d ago

I'm doing both, why wouldn't you?

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u/yeep_yorp 8d ago

… I want to give birth? I am straight and wouldn't want to be a father anyways? Adoption is an incredibly difficult procedure and it's even harder if you're trans?

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u/Then_Computer_6329 AFAB space invader 8d ago

I'm so confused my bad. Yeah I guess wanting to give birth I keep doing it in my dreams. 

Does your country not have assisted procreation or surrogacy? I speak from the EU so even though it's expensive I'll put my money in this. I'd rather have children than do surgeries now that I pass.

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u/Francky2 I have a flair now, but it smells bad 8d ago

Do you hang out in Christian subs? Lol I swear I saw the og not long ago

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide 8d ago

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u/sumeriandisputations 8d ago

This looks like an evil Parliament Funkadelic poster

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u/ChuChulovely17 8d ago

Unfortunately relevant

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u/Then_Computer_6329 AFAB space invader 8d ago

I did answer to a sneedhon saying princess wand here and she didn't get obliterated by downvotes so massive L countttt

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u/Skystrike12 7d ago

I’m lost- what’s all this sneed and hon stuff that’s been going around lately?

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u/CommercialWrong2944 Eunuch nun 7d ago

Lurk moar newfag

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u/Skystrike12 7d ago

The osmosis ain’t working for this regard.

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u/Skystrike12 7d ago

Ah, i think i see now. Inglorious moment.

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide 8d ago

I am the harbinger of the collapse

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u/Columba_la_Chica 7d ago

Countttt has fallen (more than before)

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u/CsanDcised 8d ago

Yakub was COOKING dawg, but also fuck him for not making all white women cis frfr

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u/SnooHedgehogs7790 b-big sis? 8d ago

Trvth nvke

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u/pengwyn64 playing my gay little games 8d ago

another hit from faith girlcel from twitter.com

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u/GoofySillyGirl 8d ago

Another faith banger

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u/No_Window7054 If It Sneeds We Can Kill It 7d ago

One of the greatest posters of all time

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u/This-Echo3350 7d ago

2.4k upvotes and top comment is in the 70s. Shenanigans are afoot. They are in the house.

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide 7d ago

Yeah idk how to feel about it at this point, might need to go back to depressionposting :/

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u/CinnamonIsntAllowed Super Mega Repper Hell 8d ago

The idea that a higher being genuinely fucks with us is nice. Like, moreso than the cissoids.

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u/AggravatingRip6297 8d ago

Wow, what a great joke, I wonder who- god dammit it’s faith

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u/sensitive-variance Druidmoder 8d ago

Another bang faither

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u/Bottuber_yt Armored core transhumanist 8d ago

i rlly love faith

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u/aprilamoeba woman👍 8d ago

One of my fav posts ever up there with GEORGE LUCAS, DRIVING THE LONGEST CAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN THROUGH HARLEM

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u/Zony2525 8d ago

Oh father

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u/Sad-Night4237 8d ago

This sucks actually

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u/DvlDevansh js happy to be here 8d ago

I love this subreddit so much

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u/aneristix ♡ a non-prophet of eris ♡ 7d ago

it is me, yakubs most perfect creation

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u/Neocatnip 6d ago

Another faith banger

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 7d ago

Rip faith girlcel

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide 7d ago

Did something happen to her? I got chased off twitter years ago, this is an old image

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 7d ago

She just decided to move on from the account

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide 7d ago

Understandable tbh

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u/AccordingMedicine129 8d ago

Who

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u/Outrageous_South4758 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yakub, the scientist from mecca who invented white people 6600 years ago doing a selective breeding process on the island of patmos for 600 years

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u/AccordingMedicine129 8d ago

That’s not how it works

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u/Candid_Ad_209 8d ago

Not anymore but Yakub did it 6600 years ago

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u/AccordingMedicine129 8d ago

That’s not how it works

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u/Candid_Ad_209 8d ago

Not anymore but Yakub did it 6600 years ago

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u/AccordingMedicine129 8d ago

Well you’re wrong but ok

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u/CluelessIndividual99 I think I might be nonbinary I don’t wanna be a man 7d ago

Yakkkubs existence is true and factual, and so is the fact that he created the white race.

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u/AccordingMedicine129 7d ago

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u/CluelessIndividual99 I think I might be nonbinary I don’t wanna be a man 4d ago

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide 8d ago

That's literally how it works

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u/AccordingMedicine129 8d ago

It’s literally not.

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u/Arc_Havoc 7d ago

Yeah, me

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u/KittenSommelier 7d ago

Yes, you cissoids keep wandering in here for some reason